Dayaan

UPDATE:
It was hella romantic. Like I said, I was very busy today, so she went out with a friend. I got to call them between classes and her friend loves me, which is a great new addition to my friend group. We're exchanging numbers tomorrow, I think, so she will get added to the larger group chat.
 
All of this is because I am a genius planner, who now has some guaranteed dessert and gifts tomorrow. If I could impart some of my game to you guys, you'd all be elevated to new heights. God bless America. 

It was a really fun video. It's a pretty good look at what the state of the election should be. Thanks for linking it to me, @Sonichuman

It was a really fun video. It's a pretty good look at what the state of the election should be. Thanks for linking it to me, @Sonichuman

Daily Show has it's own page on youtube but yeah I can send you the link.

Indeed.
Starts  at 1:35
 
 

UPDATE:
It was hella romantic. Like I said, I was very busy today, so she went out with a friend. I got to call them between classes and her friend loves me, which is a great new addition to my friend group. We're exchanging numbers tomorrow, I think, so she will get added to the larger group chat.
 
All of this is because I am a genius planner, who now has some guaranteed dessert and gifts tomorrow. If I could impart some of my game to you guys, you'd all be elevated to new heights. God bless America. 

Vince announces a new business deal.
*Sound of breaking glass*
Suddenly, a team of lawyers run down the ramp throwing copies of the wall street journal into the crowd.
 

Yeah he has a point for once. That said Israel is out here doing mustache twirling villain shit. That situation with the 6 year old girl that called for help made my blood boil. Her family of 6 was fleeing the fighting  when the IDF shot up her families vehicle. She calls for help, an ambulance gets sent, and the IDF blew it up. Like who does this type of shit man... 

Awww, that's so awesome! These are amazing. Congrats, big bro.
 
We're both busy tomorrow, working 13 hour days each. Our plan is to do something together on Thursday.
 
I fucked up today though. It's been hard on us both since my new semester began and today I let out a lot of frustration about the state of my life... and that upset her. It's not what I said, but the way I said it, you know? Anyway, that means that when we make up tomorrow it's going to be extremely romantic, and the day after will be even better.
 
This was all a part of my strategy 🤮 !

My gf and I did Valentine’s Day early since she works all day tomorrow and I’m feeling pretty under the weather. She went above and beyond for me. The roses made of comic books are the most thoughtful gift I’ve ever received. (No key issues were hurt in the making of the flowers. 😂)
 
She also got me some really cute Spider-Gwen socks and the blanket in the back in TMNT. 
 
I love it all and I love her. 


 
I hope anyone with a significant has a great day tomorrow. If you don’t but decide to go out for whatever reason, in the immortal words of Willie Nelson: “Go to bed at 2 with a 10 and wake up at 10 with a 2”

YE IS A GENIUS! 
 
 

Literally every time I think "I'm not getting paid enough", some report that a company is laying off hundreds comes out. I don't know what sign the universe is trying to give me. Is it trying to say "go for it; you might not be there tomorrow" or "stay where you are"?
 

MEME MONDAY:
 
 

I like their musli products.
 
 

My captains cooking makes me think he's suffering from dementia. Aint no way you cookin hamburgers and suddenly think "Lemme add some green peas and artichoke hearts to this" unless you suffering from a mental condition.
 
He might legitimately be the worst cook on earth. He'd find a way to fuck up a boiled hotdog by somehow adding unnecessary ingredients that dont match 😂

I favored the Chiefs but I lowkey wanted them to lose just to see what the option select goal post move was going to be by the conspiracy nut jubs.

SPORTSBALL
 
And now for working overtime weekend! 

UFOs are not as scary as UGOs. Whereas UFOs are no longer UFOs once identified, ur mom remains an Unidentifiable Grounded Object because how can someone be dat fat???????

UFOs are not as scary as UGOs. Whereas UFOs are no longer UFOs once identified, ur mom remains an Unidentifiable Grounded Object because how can someone be dat fat???????

uh...theres no such thing as ufos. theyre..weather balloons.
and the mafia is just a hollywood invention to sell movie tickets. doesnt exist either.
epstein hanged himself.