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Next four months of my life. 💀
 

They found a lump inside my wife's grandmother's pancreas.
 
 
This whole year can go flush itself in the toilet.

Do not be deceived, @Sonero only wants a Premium wild section so he can get a Premium Cosplay Tiddies thread!
 
Stay woke!!! 👀

Here's your cake buddy
 

Stu, confirmed pregnant teenage girl.

Martian's gf  is on to him...
 

Ok what the hell did I miss? There's like a bunch more old SRKers here since I've been gone.

10/19/20:
Call me misterEA because I've just added DLC to the site.  😎
New logo! Added subscription tiers/Patreon integration.  Read about it here. Scanlines added to all themes (for that extra arcade flavor) Added two new premium themes The two new themes are for subscribers only:
 

Super Street Fighter II X: England
 

Marvel vs Capcom 2: Clock Tower
 
It took quite a lot of work to make these.  I hope you enjoy them!
 

10/12/20:
Hope everyone is having a nice holiday!
More small theme fixes Added GIPHY support in the editor You degenerates can now post animated GIFs from GIPHY directly in the editor.
 

GIFs are for refined people

Stu, confirmed pregnant teenage girl.

Stu, confirmed pregnant teenage girl.

Stu, confirmed pregnant teenage girl.

Stu, confirmed pregnant teenage girl.

Stu, confirmed pregnant teenage girl.

Stu, confirmed pregnant teenage girl.

Stu, confirmed pregnant teenage girl.

Stu, confirmed pregnant teenage girl.

I’ve met Geese IRL at a few evo’s.  Dude is incredibly chill. Insanely funny too. 
 
he’ll probably hate me for telling this story but the first time I met him was probably one of the funniest things I had ever seen up until that point. 
 
before evo he, Valaris, dios x (old school gd mod, awesome dude) and a few others all exchanged numbers so we could meet up. 
 
I texted geese and was like “yo, Valaris, so and so and myself are about to come to your room so we can scoop you up and grab lunch”. He texted back “cool, come to my room in 30 minutes” I wrote back “naw, we comin’ now homie!” He texts back exactly how he replies on SRK “...you should really wait” 
 
We did not wait. 
 
so Valaris, whoever else was with us and myself all went to geese’s room about 10 minutes later. I hear him doing something but he yells “who is it” I replied “It’s Valaris and Stu! Open up bitch!” Delayed “...it’s open” 
 
First thing Valaris and I see when we walk in is a TV tray with an open laptop, a stack of dynasty Warriors games next to some lotion and cleanex. 
 
I start legit howling in laughter. I didn’t think black men could blush but holy shit lol. He looked so embarrassed and flustered when I immediately pointed what I saw out. 

I heard a one of the workers at a "take and bake" pizza place I was picking up from going off about this.
 
She was saying "HOW ARE THESE KIDS GOING TO READ THE CONSTITUTION?? THEY'RE CONTROLLING US WITH IGNORANCE" 
 
Pretty sure they've transcribed the constitution at this point... 

They didn’t delve that deep into shit like that. It was more of a crash coarse as opposed to an actual platform. A lot of my friends thought it was such an interesting class cause their schools didn’t provide anything like that. 
 
(I went to an “alternative” high school. It was for pregnant teen girls who still wanted to finish school, teens who had to take part time jobs to help their family, kids that got expelled from other schools, sometimes kids slightly on the spectrum. 
 
it was a lighter schedule. You either went to school Mon, Tues, Wed and a half day Friday. Or you went Tues, Wed, Thurs, half day Friday. If you were a senior you didn’t go to school on Fridays. The school days were 9am-2:30pm except on Friday. We’d get out at noon on fridays. 
 
I personally went cause everything I read about it was much better from a mental health aspect. Cause I was teetering on suicide when I was in a normal jr high and then high school.) 

Damn those classes shpuld be mandatory and be ran throughout high school
 
Learn about avoiding massive debt
 
Learn what debt is
 
Learn whether college is right or wrong for you
 
Entering the work force
 
Trade school

Some people don't want to let SRK go. This place is a testament to that. It's been around since the Discourse debacle. It's had an owner that actually listens to the community this whole time. SRK is like an abusive relationship at this point. but you can't make some leave one of those. They have to choose to leave.