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I know, right?
 
That shit is too tame to be showed in a church, mildly my ass!
Where is the real spicy stuff? 😠

This dude said “mildly” 😂

This dude said “mildly” 😂

This is it. 

Oh snap. I was completely unaware of that. That does make things a lot more interesting.
 
Note to self: Don't read and post at 2am. 🤣

Why? Sounds like a great setup for what they’re trying to do imo.
 
My guess is these rogue Chozo took over the robots sent down to ZDR and force them to attack Samus. 
 
The only motivation I can think of are one of two things.
 
1. They want to kill Samus, whom, being infected with the SA-X now makes her a natural predator of their own creations: Metroids.
 
or 
 
2. They want her suit (or maybe even her body) to harness the power of SA-X like she can. After all she’s the only organic life form that can not only resist it’s effects, but use them symbiotically.
 
Can’t see what other benefit killing her would pose to them.

Nowhere does it imply Samus is working with the Galactic Federation. All it says is they found footage of the SA-X existing on ZDR and deployed a unit of research robots that never returned. Samus is investigating of her own accord.
 
With the Chozo thing it’s really just a guess. Though it’d be really weird to have that tease at the end of the Samus Returns remake only to have a totally unrelated group of “nice” Chozo show up and help her out. 
 
I got it backwards. The Metroids are predators of SA-X not the other way around.  
 
The second answer is probably the more likely one anyway. Since she has both types of DNA in her, maybe they want to biologically weaponize her unique DNA.
 
 

Samus needed Metroid DNA to even absorb SA-X. She wouldn't be an natural predator to the Metroid. She's practically one herself.

This dude said “mildly” 😂

Way ahead of ya. Have you played into Zero Mission any more?
 
I only got to play Prime for like an hour yesterday but I’m already at Magmoor Caverns. I will never forget Tallon IV’s map man, it’s burned into my skull.
 
Dolphin is really something else. Playing the game in 4K really brings out the details this game always had. I’m constantly amazed that a 20 year old game plays so fluently and manages to cram so much detail into every nook and cranny. The fog or drops of water on Samus’ visor, the clever ways they use volumetric lighting to add atmosphere….it’s all stuff we take for granted now but it’s so cool to see these conventions show up so long ago.
 
Probably just end up beating it today. Unless I get discouraged by the 12 Artifact hunt…..

Why? Sounds like a great setup for what they’re trying to do imo.
 
My guess is these rogue Chozo took over the robots sent down to ZDR and force them to attack Samus. 
 
The only motivation I can think of are one of two things.
 
1. They want to kill Samus, whom, being infected with the SA-X now makes her a natural predator of their own creations: Metroids.
 
or 
 
2. They want her suit (or maybe even her body) to harness the power of SA-X like she can. After all she’s the only organic life form that can not only resist it’s effects, but use them symbiotically.
 
Can’t see what other benefit killing her would pose to them.

That image would get someone "mildly" fired. They terminate your employment but in an apologetic tone and they would not have security escort you from the premises.

This dude said “mildly” 😂

No, but they should reboot it and make Samus a man. Not fair we have to keep playing as a girl. That's toxic feminimity.

This dude said “mildly” 😂

Yeah you keep telling yourself that bro 
 

I forgot this game exists for a second there 

Yeah you keep telling yourself that bro 
 

I’m never coming back to this thread ever again 
 

Yeah you keep telling yourself that bro 
 

Yeah you keep telling yourself that bro 
 

Yeah you keep telling yourself that bro