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I remember back in SRK, Fishjiz and his atheist apostles posted about how they bukakae'd themselves because it was an effective way to moisturize their face without having to spend on skin products. They didn't explain the routine so I don't know if they sat down Indian style and blasted themselves in the face or if they jizzed on their hands and scrubbed. Alls i know is they were ranting how it's all ok to money shot themselves because God doesn't exist, and they eventually got a foot up their ass by the ONE who is undefeated. Hey, maybe it does work. #ciscosaveus!

What the hell happened to Fishjiz?

What is it with atheists and turning our favorite characters into gay couples? I was on instagram and on my time line there was this atheist page advertising a romance between yusuke and hiei, and another one with Austin and the Rock. I don't understand why this @fishjie bullshit is something atheists like to do to us?

I was thinking of that, but olive oil sounds gay.

So I have a date coming over in 2 min, and i'm at the grocery store in front of my house. I forgot to buy some important happy time items and due to the limited time I have, I am thinking i need to compensate. I need advice. Who here has used butter as a substitute for lubricant?

Oh man. This made me remember the SRK days. This video is a good visual representation of what went down in religion threads back then. Girly men posters, mostly lead by Fishjie, would hold threads under ransom just to mouth off their atheism and talk shit about christianity. Then hope would come. HE would enter the thread and he would body the atheists just like you see the guy in that video. If that video had blood it would be much closer to the analogy of SRK Religion threads during the time of The Greatest Poster.

I just have to say this video is such a coincidence. I just came back home after hanging out with some of my highschool friends who I haven't seen in over 6 years. We drank and one of our buddies started to share secrets he had since HS, one of them was that he used to day dream about all of us gang banging our female friend (consensually) with the 90's x-men theme playing. It was weird to hear this. I am now home and it just dawned to me if that fantasy is gay or not. Even though there is a female is involved, isn't automatically gay if there are dudes around you butt naked? Not to mention that he had us role playing in his fantasies and for some reason I was night crawler while he was Iceman. That has got to be gay. That has got to be gay.

Can someone give me the 411 about this Zataran poster and why there are topics about him? What is the big deal with him because I don't see anything other than another commoner. Why has everyone been crying about this guy? what has he done that made his ban the talk of the forum? I went to the discord server (only because I found out that HE made an appearance over there) and all I saw was a bunch of people getting upset over his comments against eating dogs. Posters like that guy are what wins threads over here?

Mod, it is time for you to consider giving religion threads the green light here. It is true that every poster here is weak. Girly man weak.. If these posters get easily owned over some lesser-poster, some modern day Soviet, ranting about dogs getting cooked then how else are they going to handle life as men going forward? There was a bigger event that just happened at the Discord server which was the actual return of the Greatest Poster of Shoryuken and yet we are talking about how this Zatolcon bitching over there instead? This is an outrage. This is all @Fishjie's fault. He influenced so many posters in shoryuken to have no regard for the nuts in between their legs and it created offspring posters who are oblivious to being a man. Here is one thing I want to say to all of you. This Zataran poster you all love to talk about... well... i think he and his posts suck! How about that? Bring back religion threads. There is a higher chance that HE may finally come here and save us!

link threads from the greatest poster of shoryuken. No one cares about any other thread featuring a nobody poster. It is HIS threads that should be immortalized! P.S. I think most of what Zatalran said in that thread was right.

I've always found it perplexing how drug dealers operate. If I were in that line of work my products wouldn't just be for drug addicts but also to individuals pursuing rapid weight loss. Why exert so much time and effort at the gym and oppressing yourself with a girlyman diet when you can just smoke crack and have your weight reduce at an increasing weight? This save them time and also generates extra revenue for the dealers. It's a win win.

you can if your area isn't for girls

Hi guys, I'm in a bit of a pickle right now. I've been dating a girl for 3 months, and recently discovered she's a member of a cult. She mentioned that she is restricted to have any form of physical intimacy with non-members but she loves me very much anyway. After tonights date, she took me to a forest where her group was gathered. She unpacked rope, an apple, and a paint brush, and said I'd need to undress and lie on a tree stump soon. She then told me to dress down to my boxers so she can put red circles around my nipples. There were caged cats nearby too. Obviously, I felt uneasy and due to that I told her I am going to the bushes a few yards away because I needed to take a shit (truth is, i was trying to find a way to get out of there). However, as I was about to run a thought just came into my head that maybe this could lead to something like a scene from "Eyes Wide Shut." So I'm now here, trying to get the fastest advice possible. I'm unsure if this is all a plot for me to be sacrificed (or even sodomized) or have my 1st orgy. I can't ask them myself for what this is about because they are atheists so they will likely lie about what they want to do to me. Do you think this is a sacrificial ritual or "Mr Peepee's best day ever"?

I've never heard of her Why would we (and you) care about a Jalen Green over a Lebron? Why would we want a doink the clown when we can have a Roman Reigns? Let us have religion threads again. You can make it like an event such as one weekend a month or something. Instead getting some nobody to return you can get a chance to finally have the greatest shoryuken poster of all time to sign with megashock. Bring back religion threads because It is only HE who can boost the ratings of this site! #CISCOSAVEUS!

If you can't tell then feed em broccoli if the fart comes in 3's then it's a siss if it's "BRAAAA!" then Brah Then again i don't know what non-binary means, is it closer to ajamie lee curtis or to a fishjie?