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And on the third day, he rose again. TO PLAY METAL ACROSS THE LAND!

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Change the cape to purple and I'm down.

Punisher's Greatest moments: Happy 50th Anniversary Frank and Logan!

When did "Deez Nuts" originate? I first heard it in Chappelle Show circa 2003/2004 in the Trading Spouses sketch.

Kirsten Dunst is the new Balrog. And before you feel bad, she has a net worth of $25 M.

I just checked and it's not working for me either. "Something went wrong" is displayed. I am using chrome on mobile though.

The greatest debate begins now... Bagel Bites vs Totino's Pizza Rolls?

Being a boricua has prepared you for this moment.

Matlock and Roseanne theme songs sound like senior citizen stripper entrance music. Wiz Khalifa sounds like an Ethiopian emperor with a UTI. BLACK AND YELLOW! BLACK AND YELLOW! BLACK AND YELLOW!

Gunn has found the last main cast member to play one of Supes' supporting cast. Like Zack Snyder, he has decided to go with a brotha. Behold... Wendell Pierce as Perry Black!

You've come a long way, Wreck-gar... Left: G1 (1986) Right: SS86 (2021)

For Darc..

Atlanta is dangerous for the homies...

Hmmm....

You know you're getting old when M Night Shyamalan's daughter is directing films.

Happy 60th Anniversary GIJOE! In honor of this milestone, let's do a GIJOE Drinking Game( mostly RAH) Take a shot every time.... Duke gets kidnapped by Cobra and fights in the arena of sport during a 5 part storyline Duke falls into a coma Shipwreck hits on a female character and is denied Storm Shadow switches allegiance between Cobra and GIJOE The Cobra High Command betrays each other when they are ahead of the Joes Cobra mind controls or subconsciously manipulates the emotions/nightmares of Joes "Yo Joe" or "COBRA!" is yelled during battle Zartan says "I GOT PAID!" Tomax/Xamot finish each other's sentences or speak in unison One of the above writhes in pain without being struck Cobra Commander damages a computer console with an office chair Destro/Baroness and Flint/Lady Jaye are flirting We see or hear the Joe's real name and one of their family members Lady Jaye/Baroness/Zarana/Zartan disguise themselves as a civilian for a mission Beachhead complains about the command hierarchy of GIJOE Roadblock rhymes or refers to cooking in some fashion Leatherneck and Wet Suit bicker (It'll GET YA DRUNK!) Quick Kick quotes movie dialogue Storm Shadow speaks Storm Shadow fights someone OTHER than Snake Eyes Lifeline mentions he is a pacifist or refuses to use a weapon (Liver failure) Serpentor says "This I command!" (Cirrhosis) Cobra Commander whines about anything Someone parachutes instantly as an aerial vehicle is destroyed A reference to the Vietnam War is made Everything is connected to Snake Eyes (Marvel Comic) The toy filecard mentions proficiency with Nato Pact and Warsaw Pact firearms Cobra Commander assists a villain from Transformers

Where's a live volcano when you need one?

I've always wondered. Are you black?

The realest nigga in America...