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$9 seems pretty worth it for 50 hours of gameplay right about now 💀

Well. If Ubisoft says we should get used to "not owning our games", they should probably get used to piracy too. Can't steal something that can't be owned in the first place, right?

I'm sorry but no amount of discussion will convince me that Sakura is analogous to Dan. One is clearly meant to parody, the other just feels like another take on a shoto. I mean, by that measure, is Sean a parody character too? Genuinely curious, cause I've never felt that way about him either.

Parody character = Character I personally don't like By that measure anyone can be a parody character, lmfao. Let's call Ken a parody of Ryu or Adon a parody of Sagat next. I wanna see how far the mental gymnastics can be taken

TO MEMPHIS!!!

True, it should remain Ryu or a boring white guy for the next 17 games, frankly. Doesn't really matter if they capitalize on a character they've built up as Ryu's predecessor for years and years; people would legit reject the premise and call it "woke" these days before it even hit store shelves. 💀

Yeah that's true lol I guess I just like that he's more of a genuine bratty asshole in DmC.

In regards to DmC.... I feel the game got appropriately shit on when it first released. No lock on, stricter color coded enemy rules, Tameem, etc. The Definitive Edition however (which never came to PC for whatever reason) fixes a lot of the issues I had, gameplay wise. Story is still dumb as fuck, dialog and characters are still whack as hell, but as an action game I really liked a lot of things it did thematically and mechanically. The way they represent the "demon world" as a chaotic and constantly changing mirror of the real world is still cool as fuck to me. The soundtrack also goes hard as shit, I dig the more "nu metal" style, even tho I also love shit like Devil Trigger from V. As an aside: I also really like the idea of showing a young, arrogant and selfish Dante shaping up into the mega confident godslayer we see in all the other games. It's too bad that portrayal falls flat in its execution throughout the game.

I keep saying it and beating an already buried horse, but; Sakura should've been the one to headline the "new generation" of SF, not Luke. I like Luke a lot as a character, but damn bro, just feels like wasted potential to me.

Oh. I legit couldn't see them. Ass is straight devouring those undies Holy fuck of jesus. All I wanted to do was quote this post on mobile and respond to it. I had to open 3 different mobile browsers, fail, and finally boot up my whole ass PC just to insert text below this quote. Why is this site so fucking broken on mobile. It's a big reason I'm not here frequently lmfao ANYWAY This doesn't surprise me one bit. Remember when people were legit upset when FFVII Remake first showed Tifa and her tits went from double D's to like, 1.5 D's? Between stuff like that, this and MJ's face in Spidey 2, I cannot physically stand any more manufactured discourse bro. I'm so tired

And god help us all if they do.

Meanwhile, Punk right after losing: ....bro has NOT played Tekken. 💀

Damn we can post raw uncensored coochie here with a full serving of feet. We ain't even on Twitter bro. Your goon levels gotta be off the charts to post something like tha- oh, it's Hecatom. Anyway, I thought this was interesting: Soon...

Million has abandoned his crusade against always-online games?? For ESO!!??

Fuck this game

@BigtochiroGG’s. When I can’t react to raw DI, it’s time for me to get off 😐

She even has a command grab with Hooligan tho 😭

When you have players literally walking into shit over and over in Platinum and beyond, the wins rack up themselves (He did NOT rematch)

How long did it take to receive yours after ordering it? I've been wanting a JunkFood mini hitbox for years now, but every time I check their page it says all their inventory is only "AVAILABLE FOR PRE ORDER" and not just a straight up purchase.

I’m locked out of the last page on mobile again lmao

On the bright side…there is some cool stuff like this now lol https://twitter.com/dj_brownbutt/status/1661085146261622784?s=46&t=2W_rlQ266P3yVgw4uecZnA EDIT: Embed fail, sick

I think you asked this question not realizing how much I actually have to say about it, but it’s too late to go back now time to be that annoying fan everyone hates 🙏🏾 If I’m being totally transparent, my feelings are best summed up by “meh”. They announced this patch 2 days before release, alongside the fact that rollback is getting delayed. Mind you, rollback never even got an exact release date in the first place, so they essentially delayed something that was never even slated for release ever since it’s announcement late last year (about 10 months ago now, give or take). I was excited by the idea of a new patch at first, because this game has been pretty stagnant for….a long time now. Especially since they dropped this dumbass bitch 21 (who had a complete chokehold on the meta alongside the fusions) and dipped on the community for over a year. So, now that this patch has arrived and we’ve parsed through all the new changes, I gotta say it just feels like this was thrown together days before the actual release, as a way to mitigate the obvious backlash they would receive from delaying rollback. Like, some of these changes are just total nonsense or quick band aid solutions. -Nerfing the meter gain of the top tiers doesn’t really change what they’re able to do, it kinda just changes their team compositions. Coupled with his buffs, Baby is now probably gonna become a lot more standard on competitive teams. -Some of these buffs are pure nonsense. Blue Vegeta just got the entire world dumped on him. The BBA buff is SO out of pocket lol, and to make it worse it has an unintended effect with his auto combo that lets you loop multiple in a row for massive damage. -Beam buffs are kinda corny, everyone has beam loops now, and beams in neutral into SD is even stronger. Idk what they felt this adds to the game. They removed double supers years ago just to add this type of shit back? Like huh lol -The random nature of these buffs in general just lead me to believe that this was all put together quickly. There are so many changes here that don’t attack the character’s problems. For every good change there’s a nonsensical one. Frieza got a better fireball? Ok great. Ginyu has a level 5 now?? Why?? Jiren’s TOD starter got buffed startup??? Z Broly can solo convert off j.H now????? Like who was asking for this stuff lmfao. The buff to C assist cooldown is honestly one of the only changes that make sense to me. Like, don’t get me wrong. It’s nice to see 21 and the fusions taken down a serious peg. It’s nice to see my retired mains like Frieza getting decent buffs. But this patch is ultimately a band aid solution to a shotgun wound. And really, at the end of the day, none of this shit matters much when the game isn’t playable online anyway. Lmfao. It’s hilarious they thought releasing this anywhere near SF6 was a good idea. Cause right now, when you compare what’s being offered between both games, it’s not even a contest man. I love DBFZ, it’s one of my favorite games ever, and I’m only so harsh on it because I enjoy it so much. Bamco paraded this game around for years as their “most successful fighting game”, and for almost 2 years now we’ve nothing to show for it. 🤷🏾

Unrelated question, how do you block people

Because it’s bad

Oh yeah, works fine now. Thank you kindly sir 👌🏾