The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 2.0

[Sonero]

Nobody had that on any bingo card.

 

2020 is like MvC2 Magneto mixup. You're gonna get hut in ways you didnt even understand you could be opened up.

[DangerousJ]

[scorp]

39 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

People who give Candy Corn should be thrown in a gulag with the people that give out those Kerr's toffees.

[RSG3]

Candy Corn truly is the worst. 

[Deadly_Raver]

5 hours ago, Reticently said:

I did the commando thing for a while in my 20s, but eventually got tired of having to worry about carelessly catching my dick in a zipper.

Man, Did that shit one time in Japan.  I'll tell you this for free:  You will NEVER be drunk enough not to feel THAT pain.  EVER.

[KingTubb]

1 hour ago, odin said:

People who give Candy Corn should be thrown in a gulag

Hey now, I don't give it away cause I know it's decisive, but mix them shits with peanuts, it's like a baby ruth bar 🤤

 

edit: more like a payday, not baby ruth. Got my candy bars mixed up 

Edited October 26, 2020 by KingTubb

[scorp]

1 minute ago, KingTubb said:

Hey now, I don't give it away cause I know it's decisive, but mix them shits with peanuts, it's like a baby ruth bar 🤤

They SUCK. And if you give em out, don't be surprised what's coming for ya

 

[KingTubb]

Just now, odin said:

And if you give em out, don't be surprised what's coming for ya

I'd never, I don't need heat in my life . But for real, mix em with peanuts. It's some grade A stuff. 

 

Don't eat them by themselves tho... That's too much, even for me. Candy corn has its place as a peanut enhancer and that's it

[IcyBlackDeep]

Candy corn is just marshmallows without the air.

[Dayaan]

On 10/18/2020 at 9:46 PM, DangerousJ said:

Thew looks back at the Rodney Dangerfield of Transformers - Skids!

 

 

No respect whatsoever, I see. Good taste! He's good.

[Dayaan]

1 hour ago, RSG3 said:

Candy Corn truly is the worst. 

What's candy corn?

 

[TheInfernoman]

5 minutes ago, Dayaan said:

What's candy corn?

 

A miserable pile of treats.

[Dayaan]

On 10/19/2020 at 3:36 PM, KingTubb said:

Digital wrist watches are for squares. 

 

 

Someone dissed digital watches? Mah man.

 

https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/1qxRrpWas2ZN

[Dayaan]

1 minute ago, TheInfernoman said:

A miserable pile of treats.

So like every candy.

[IcyBlackDeep]

7 minutes ago, Dayaan said:

What's candy corn?

Pretty much sugar and corn syrup, like I said, it's essentially the same ingredients as a marshmallow but without any air in it so the texture is different.

It's not a top-tier candy, but as a seasonal (Halloween) novelty it's fine.

[Sonero]

5 minutes ago, Dayaan said:

What's candy corn?

 

Either proof there is no god or that hell is a very real place.

[scorp]

12 minutes ago, Sonero said:

 

Either proof there is no god or that hell is a very real place.

[RSG3]

2 hours ago, KingTubb said:

Hey now, I don't give it away cause I know it's decisive, but mix them shits with peanuts, it's like a baby ruth bar 🤤

 

edit: more like a payday, not baby ruth. Got my candy bars mixed up 

How dare you insult the Baby Ruth and the Payday this way. 

 

This slander will not go unrewarded. 

[KingTubb]

35 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

This slander will not go unrewarded

Don’t knock it till you try it 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’ve converted lots of people to the candy corn with peanuts train. 
 

Candy corn is just chewy sugar. It’s sickeningly sweet on it’s own, but with some salt and nuttiness it’s pretty darn good. 

 

[Deadly_Raver]

3 hours ago, KingTubb said:

Hey now, I don't give it away cause I know it's decisive, but mix them shits with peanuts, it's like a baby ruth bar 🤤

 

edit: more like a payday, not baby ruth. Got my candy bars mixed up 

Don't tell them!!  Once they learn the secret of the true power behind candy corn, I'll have to fight every jackass in town to get my fix!!  Damn walgreens will start looking like a street fighter stage.

[Deadly_Raver]

19 hours ago, TheInfernoman said:

You can't spell Sassy without...well you know. 🙃

It looks like Tinkerbell just found out.

[misterBee]

Candy corn isn't so bad.  It's just not nearly as good as other candies.  We got mega haters out here.

[Hawkingbird]

Candy Corn is the devil's sweet. You can keep it all. 

[Jurassic]

Fuck candy corn, there is enough problems with the world already.

[RSG3]

7 minutes ago, misterBee said:

Candy corn isn't so bad.  It's just not nearly as good as other candies.  We got mega haters out here.

Its one of the lowest tier candies there is. 

[Chadouken]

Reese's peanut butter cups are best Halloween candy.

[DangerousJ]

26 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

Reese's peanut butter cups are best Halloween candy.

Edited October 26, 2020 by DangerousJ

[BB_Hoody]

5 hours ago, odin said:

People who give Candy Corn should be thrown in a gulag with the people that give out those Kerr's toffees.

They should be forced to eat a well done steak with no steak sauce, with the candy corn as the side. And no drink.

[Hawkingbird]

Tootsie rolls always been my favorite Halloween candy. 

[Illwill88]

Reese's are top tier. 

 

They taste better when they're in shapes like the Halloween pumpkin or the Easter egg. It's the same stuff but it just tastes better.

[M A R T I A N]

I feel like the only other guy on the planet who loves 100 Grand bars. 

[weneedhim]

The Day will Come!




#CISCOSAVEUS

Edited October 26, 2020 by weneedhim

[Mattatsu]

So, plastering megashock links all over SRK wasn’t our smartest move huh?

[Deadly_Raver]

Sees all the hatred for candy corn in this thread.....................

 

DEMONS!!  HEATHENS!!!  WICKED FOUL CREATURES!!!

 

 

BY THE POWER OF THE BLOOD OF CHRIST, I CAST YOU OUT!!

Edited October 27, 2020 by Deadly_Raver

[KingTubb]

1 hour ago, RSG3 said:

Its one of the lowest tier candies there is

Yeah, but candy falls into the same category as pizza and sex: Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. 
 

(I’ve actually had horrible pizza and sex in my life, so I don’t really believe in this, but you get my point.) 

[KingTubb]

32 minutes ago, M A R T I A N said:

100 Grand bars. 

i fuckin’ LOVE 100 grand bars

[DangerousJ]

You've come a long way, Trailbreaker (aka Manx).....

 

Left:   2013    "Thrilling 30"   Tralbreaker

             2020       Earthrise     Trailbreaker

 

 

[Hawkingbird]

20 minutes ago, Deadly_Raver said:

Sees all the hatred for candy corn in this thread.....................

 

DEMONS!!  HEATHENS!!!  WICKED FOUL CREATURES!!!

 

 

BY THE POWER OF THE BLOOD OF CHRIST, I CAST YOU OUT!!

I hope your the one doing this to yourself. You need jesus for enjoying satan's treat.

[RSG3]

23 minutes ago, KingTubb said:

Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. 

I always thought this was an incredibly stupid saying. Bad sex sucks. No one likes going home with blue balls. 

[MillionX]

ha, this dude's show is hilarious every time, man... he's live now with his crew:

 

[weneedhim]

40 minutes ago, Mattatsu said:

So, plastering megashock links all over SRK wasn’t our smartest move huh?

Probably. Once the Greatest Poster arrives, girlymen won't stand a chance. 

That includes you.

Edited October 27, 2020 by weneedhim

[Mattatsu]

2 minutes ago, weneedhim said:

Probably. Once the Greatest Poster arrives, girlymen won't stand a chance. 

That includes you.

Isn't this “greatest poster” just you? Sucking your own dick sounds pretty girly to me

[KingTubb]

58 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

No one likes going home with blue balls

There’s worse things than blue balls man. 
 

Ever had a partner that THINKS they’re a sex god, but they fuck like Gargamel from the Smurfs probably does? 
 

the cringe alone is a fate I don’t wish on anyone 

Edited October 27, 2020 by KingTubb

[TheInfernoman]

2 hours ago, misterBee said:

Candy corn isn't so bad.  It's just not nearly as good as other candies.  We got mega haters out here.

So it's still bad 🙃

[DarkSakul]

 

How can any of you hate Candy Corn?
 

[misterBee]

14 minutes ago, TheInfernoman said:

So it's still bad 🙃

The only thing this conversation has done is make me want to eat candy corn.

[Hawkingbird]

10 minutes ago, DarkSakul said:

 

How can any of you hate Candy Corn?
 

The tits are fake. Get this bitch outta here.

[Chadouken]

22 minutes ago, KingTubb said:

they fuck like Gargamel from the Smurfs probably does? 

You just fucked my entire evening up, dude.

[Sonero]

13 minutes ago, DarkSakul said:

How can any of you hate Candy Corn?

 

Candy Corn is so sh--y it should go moderate SRK.

[DarkSakul]

5 minutes ago, Hawkingbird said:

The tits are fake. Get this bitch outta here.