Illwill88 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Pretty much all my friends got their asses whooped. I'm black but my two best friends were white and Hispanic. I don't think anybody thinks white kids don't get beat, it's just if someone is going to go head to head with their parents stereotypically it's a white kid. At least that was the running joke in 90' s early 2000's media. Mattatsu and DoctaMario 2 Link to comment
Sonero Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 14 minutes ago, RSG3 said: Loving your moms isnt a black or white thing. Its a human thing. Not that, the most I could do was a poem. Darc wrote a whole book and had it printed for her. Think he posted a pic of it in the writing thread. For sure he did in the SF5 Lounge. Its actually hella godlike that he did all that. Either way though, #DefyingStereotypes RSG3, Mattatsu, Volt and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Volt Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mattatsu said: My wife (who’s Persian) Say what now? You put a ring on one of these? 🤣 1 hour ago, Mattatsu said: One thing I’m happy about is that my mom spanked me, but never used a weapon. My wife (who’s Persian) and her cousin both got their asses beat by fists, belts, and frying pans. Not even the Chancla? Man, you weren't raised right. 🤣 One sniper shot like that and you wouldn't be laughing. I swear, they plant some heat tracking device on whatever they throw. My mom launched a whole water bottle at the wall next to me as a warning shot, but instead of hitting the wall, it got me squarely on the back of my head. Even she was surprised about it. 🤣 Edited October 13, 2020 by Volt DoctaMario, RSG3, Chadouken and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment
KingTubb Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Volt said: You put a ring on one of these? 🤣 FTFY MillionX, Mattatsu and Volt 2 1 Link to comment
RSG3 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sonero said: Not that, the most I could do was a poem. Darc wrote a whole book and had it printed for her. Think he posted a pic of it in the writing thread. For sure he did in the SF5 Lounge. Its actually hella godlike that he did all that. Either way though, #DefyingStereotypes He's just more talented then you XP Hecatom, DoctaMario, Sonero and 2 others 1 1 3 Link to comment
Sonero Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, RSG3 said: He's just more talented then you XP Mattatsu, MillionX, RSG3 and 4 others 2 1 4 Link to comment
scorp Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, KingTubb said: FTFY ARMENIAN AINT THE SAME Mattatsu, Volt, KingTubb and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment
KingTubb Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, odin said: ARMENIAN AINT THE SAME I thought she was persian? Like iranian-amrenian or something... Oh shit... Am I racist? Volt, Mattatsu, Chadouken and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment
Popular Post GetTheTables Posted October 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2020 EventHubs headline: "SRK replacement forum closes amidst racism scandal". Thanks for getting us canceled Tubbs. Was nice while it lasted. Hawkingbird, DoctaMario, Illwill88 and 8 others 1 2 8 Link to comment
Sonichuman Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, RSG3 said: My family is hillbilly red neck as fuck, you waaaaaaaay off point bro. Edit: I didnt take offense or anything, I know it was a joke, this is just an observation I find funny and interesting about how cultures interact with eachother. I find it funny and kind of interesting how often the "SRK" community complains about their experiences being erased from conversation or whatever, and then turn around and do the same shit to white people. "You're closet brown." Naw man. Im hella white. White people beat their kids, this isn't new or unheard of. Like how is this all that different from the kids at school telling Darc_Requiem hes not really black because he doesn't talk like his peers? I had a friend about 15 years ago that this was a huge issue for, he was a nerdy black kid who loved to do Stop Motion Animation, and I would see this guy get tore up by his peers for not being "proper" black. I can relate RSG3 1 Link to comment
Hecatom Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 34 minutes ago, Illwill88 said: Pretty much all my friends got their asses whooped. I'm black but my two best friends were white and Hispanic. I don't think anybody thinks white kids don't get beat, it's just if someone is going to go head to head with their parents stereotypically it's a white kid. At least that was the running joke in 90' s early 2000's media. Whooping asses is a fine tradition that kept humans civilized. Now contrast that with the gen that grew up being cuddled and not having thei ass whopped. I say bring ass whoopings back. DoctaMario, Volt, Illwill88 and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Sonero Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, KingTubb said: Oh shit... Am I racist? Her dad helped free OJ. You gotta put some respect on that name. DoctaMario and KingTubb 2 Link to comment
DangerousJ Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 She has a fetish for bbc and her stepfather/mother is a tranny. She'll be on the California political circuit soon enough. RSG3 1 Link to comment
misterBee Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, GetTheTables said: EventHubs headline: "SRK replacement forum closes amidst racism scandal". Thanks for getting us canceled Tubbs. Was nice while it lasted. I turn my back for 5 damn minutes... @M A R T I A N If someone can find me UI/text sprite rips for MVC1 that would be great. What I had to do to make that was stupid. EDIT: Never mind...I went into the game and ripped the sprites myself. KimuraLOX, GetTheTables, M A R T I A N and 5 others 6 2 Link to comment
Vhozite Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 @Volt you were telling me to back up stuff because my hard drive is pro on the fritz and I literally got hit with a blue screen as I was backing up some stuff lmao Might be upgrading sooner than I wanted. Volt, RSG3 and DoctaMario 3 Link to comment
Volt Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Vhozite said: @Volt you were telling me to back up stuff because my hard drive is pro on the fritz and I literally got hit with a blue screen as I was backing up some stuff lmao Might be upgrading sooner than I wanted. Yep, called it. On the flip side, you probably can get by with just an HD for now while you save up for a proper upgrade. Link to comment
misterBee Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Vhozite said: Might be upgrading sooner than I wanted. HDDs have filthy moving parts and high failure rates. SSDs are pure and will never betray you. ...of course until the NAND cells start to degrade and the whole drive dies abruptly many years down the line but don't worry about that. 🙂 Volt, RSG3, Vhozite and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment
Mattatsu Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 @KingTubbmy wife’s actually closer to being Azerbaijan than Persian tbh. Her parents are from Iran, but her Mom’s family is from Turkey and they lived close to the Azerbaijan border in Iran. It’s not Armenian but she kinda has a Kim K look (before the plastic surgery and without an 80 lbs ass). Volt, scorp, DoctaMario and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment
AriesWarlock Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Anybody notice @misterBeedoesn't have an animated avatar? BAN HIM!!!! TheInfernoman, beesuit, Volt and 5 others 1 1 1 5 Link to comment
KingTubb Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, AriesWarlock said: BAN HIM!!!! Love that Stu thumbs up'd this and he's the only other person here with a still for his avatar beesuit, RSG3, Volt and 1 other 4 Link to comment
misterBee Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Having a non-animated avatar is the mark of royalty. I'm gonna have to punish Stu for trying to pose as THE KING. beesuit, IcyBlackDeep, KingTubb and 3 others 3 1 2 Link to comment
iStu X Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, misterBee said: I'm gonna have to punish Stu for trying to pose as THE KING. Bring it on old man! Hawkingbird, DoctaMario, RSG3 and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment
misterBee Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Don't need to find sprite rips for MVC1 anymore. I just booted up the game and ripped the sprites myself. THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU PEOPLE. 30 minutes ago, iStu X said: Bring it on old man! Didn't you know? I'm an 09er. I haven't even been born yet. DoctaMario, RSG3 and AriesWarlock 2 1 Link to comment
iStu X Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, misterBee said: I'm an 09er. Chadouken, Abbachio, Darc_Requiem and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment
TheInfernoman Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Late but congrats @DoctaMariohere's hoping I can reschedule things for my GF and I for next year. This year gave my plans the finger. Darc_Requiem, Shakunetsu, DoctaMario and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Popular Post DangerousJ Posted October 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2020 Your avatar makes it look like Sokka is trying to eat ass. Hawkingbird, Vhozite, TheInfernoman and 9 others 2 1 1 8 Link to comment
Vhozite Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, DangerousJ said: Your avatar makes it look like Sokka is trying to eat ass. Man wants to find that secret tunnel Deadly_Raver, Volt and Illwill88 2 1 Link to comment
Illwill88 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) https://japantoday.com/category/national/man-loses-200-times-at-crane-game-calls-police-to-investigate-staff-member-loses-300-times-too Edited October 13, 2020 by Illwill88 Hawkingbird, Vhozite, DoctaMario and 5 others 1 2 5 Link to comment
Thelnfernoman Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, DangerousJ said: Your avatar makes it look like Sokka is trying to eat ass. Who says he is'nt trying Deadly_Raver 1 Link to comment
Popular Post BB_Hoody Posted October 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, DangerousJ said: Your avatar makes it look like Sokka is trying to eat ass. Trying??? He straight up motorboating dem cheeks getting all up in there. @DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world. So I get off work and head to the AirBnB I've been crashing at for a bit. Now I tried to be cool about this. I paid 750 for a month. And was welcomed to a house with a mom and her 14 year old daughter. Who is gay so she thinks nothing of walking about with no bra. So mom has to keep reminding her there's a man in the house. Just because you like girls, doesn't mean you can just walk around like that among men The mom confides in me on day one! About how 3 weeks ago her husband beat her. And went into graphic detail about the assault. Got a restraining order And hubby controls all the finances and the business she was employed in. So she's broke and using airbnb as primary income. And how her family disowned her for getting involved with a black guy etc. I go to sleep and the bed REEKS of cat piss. Could barely sleep. So I start commuting a few days a week from atlanta. But I get back today, and this ladies idea of a joke is this when I walk through the door. "Oh no a black guy is breaking into my home! Lol" And I'm just looking at her like "what bitch!?" And she was like "oh that wasn't funny, did that offend you?" And I just cut her off and tell her lets just forget that was said, how was your day? So I'm canceling this shit. She can have the money. She needs it badly. But I cant recommend this to anyone. She did not set this up properly. Oh forgot to mention the damn room door locks and unlocks from the outside, and she won't give you a key for the house. She's just desperate and doing whatever she can to make it. So I cant be too mad. But I'm mad. Lastly was suckered me in. Was her offering "home cooked meals" And she made spaghetti the first night. Cool. Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Unseasoned spaghetti sauce straight from the fridge, and unseasoned, well done ground beef just thrown in there. SMFH! Staying at hotels for a few nights a week instead Edited October 13, 2020 by BB_Hoody Reticently, TheInfernoman, Mattatsu and 7 others 1 2 5 2 Link to comment
TheInfernoman Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 I couldn't make some of my old AVs work well here so I opted for this. Sokka is GOAT in Avatar series. But eating booty? Well interpretation is fun isn't it? 🙃 Link to comment
Chadouken Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 12 hours ago, DoctaMario said: The wedding went off without a hitch Sunday. Oh shit, man, I missed all this somehow. I must have skipped a couple pages in the new Saloon thread because I'm a dummy. Congrats, dude! Have fun in the VI! DoctaMario 1 Link to comment
Hecatom Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said: Trying??? He straight up motorboating dem cheeks getting all up in there. @DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world. So I get off work and head to the AirBnB I've been crashing at for a bit. Now I tried to be cool about this. I paid 750 for a month. And was welcomed to a house with a mom and her 14 year old daughter. Who is gay so she thinks nothing of walking about with no bra. So mom has to keep reminding her there's a man in the house. Just because you like girls, doesn't mean you can just walk around like that among men The mom confides in me on day one! About how 3 weeks ago her husband beat her. And went into graphic detail about the assault. Got a restraining order And hubby controls all the finances and the business she was employed in. So she's broke and using airbnb as primary income. And how her family disowned her for getting involved with a black guy etc. I go to sleep and the bed REEKS of cat piss. Could barely sleep. So I start commuting a few days a week from atlanta. But I get back today, and this ladies idea of a joke is this when I walk through the door. "Oh no a black guy is breaking into my home! Lol" And I'm just looking at her like "what bitch!?" And she was like "oh that wasn't funny, did that offend you?" And I just cut her off and tell her lets just forget that was said, how was your day? So I'm canceling this shit. She can have the money. She needs it badly. But I cant recommend this to anyone. She did not set this up properly. Oh forgot to mention the damn room door locks and unlocks from the outside, and she won't give you a key for the house. She's just desperate and doing whatever she can to make it. So I cant be too mad. But I'm mad. Lastly was suckered me in. Was her offering "home cooked meals" And she made spaghetti the first night. Cool. Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Unseasoned spaghetti sauce straight from the fridge, and unseasoned, well done ground beef just thrown in there. SMFH! Staying at hotels for a few nights a week instead Playings devil advocate. Perhaps she is just really in a bad mental state because the whole ordeal, and ger way to trying to cope with it was with some bad timed/not earned humor. Since you say she was involved with a black guy (her husband i assume) she isnt really aware that she cant make that kind of jokes with anyone, just because she thinks she knows them. A lot of people those days seem to lack both common sense and social intelligence to know that they cant say everything that comes to their mind. Is kind of late now, but you should have at least tried to explain her those points so, since she seems to really need the money, improve on. I want to think that she was just socially inept, and maybe due the stress of her whole situation. DangerousJ and DoctaMario 1 1 Link to comment
DangerousJ Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) Well at the very least BBHoody has the inspiration for a horror movie or a Harold and Kumar movie. Hotel Cat Piss! That lock from the outside thing reminds me of the dorm room I got to stay in for my psych rotation. The light switch was on the outside too lol That had no meals but at least it was free. Edited October 13, 2020 by DangerousJ BB_Hoody 1 Link to comment
BB_Hoody Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Hecatom said: Playings devil advocate. Perhaps she is just really in a bad mental state because the whole ordeal, and ger way to trying to cope with it was with some bad timed/not earned humor. Since you say she was involved with a black guy (her husband i assume) she isnt really aware that she cant make that kind of jokes with anyone, just because she thinks she knows them. A lot of people those days seem to lack both common sense and social intelligence to know that they cant say everything that comes to their mind. Is kind of late now, but you should have at least tried to explain her those points so, since she seems to really need the money, improve on. I want to think that she was just socially inept, and maybe due the stress of her whole situation. I hear you. And maybe I would've considered that. If it wasn't for the spaghetti. How you gonna offer home cooked meals as the major selling point. And with a straight face serve me up some spaghetti my dad would've cooked....like I was expecting some good southern style Alabama cooking. And instead I get this bland basic shit. That meal was her opportunity to salvage this and she failed. I'm sorry that she is going through the things she is going through. But that is no excuse for inviting a paying customer into your home and having a pissy bed for them to sleep on. Treating your guest like a therapist, and offering home cooked meals when you can't cook. The inappropriate joke was just the last straw. Edited October 13, 2020 by BB_Hoody DoctaMario, beesuit and Mattatsu 3 Link to comment
DangerousJ Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) And now the essential srk question, Would you hit? Edited October 13, 2020 by DangerousJ Mattatsu, beesuit, RSG3 and 3 others 1 1 4 Link to comment
BB_Hoody Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Remember when I said she mentioned the assault in graphic detail? One of those details is him punching her square in the mouth multiple times. Causing her to have chipped and missing teeth. And a vertical scar on her upper lip. And she flat in the back, so nah DangerousJ 1 Link to comment
Volt Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 50 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said: Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Bruhhhhh. I'd pack my shit right after that. BB_Hoody and Deadly_Raver 2 Link to comment
Hecatom Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said: Remember when I said she mentioned the assault in graphic detail? One of those details is him punching her square in the mouth multiple times. Causing her to have chipped and missing teeth. And a vertical scar on her upper lip. And she flat in the back, so nah Well, due how you put it was the assault, i am sure she is probably dealing with some serious depression. Also, believe or not, sometimes, for people in this kind of cases is more easy to open up with starngers, specially if they feel isolated from the people around him that would function as pillars, like family, which as you mentioned, seems to be isolated from them. BB_Hoody, Volt and DoctaMario 1 2 Link to comment
BB_Hoody Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 22 minutes ago, Hecatom said: Well, due how you put it was the assault, i am sure she is probably dealing with some serious depression. Also, believe or not, sometimes, for people in this kind of cases is more easy to open up with starngers, specially if they feel isolated from the people around him that would function as pillars, like family, which as you mentioned, seems to be isolated from them. Hate to sound like a hartless asshole but I didn't sign up for all that. I just wanted a place to crash while I'm in town. She really doesn't seem like she should be hosting any people in her home. But desperate times call for desperate measures DoctaMario 1 Link to comment
AriesWarlock Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 @KingTubb@FoolinfectionI liked Black Flag. I am gonna keep checking them out. Thanks 🤘 cool anime Shakunetsu, KingTubb and Foolinfection 2 1 Link to comment
Hecatom Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said: Hate to sound like a hartless asshole but I didn't sign up for all that. I just wanted a place to crash while I'm in town. She really doesn't seem like she should be hosting any people in her home. But desperate times call for desperate measures I know, i am just theorizing here on why she acted the way she did. BB_Hoody 1 Link to comment
DoctaMario Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, BB_Hoody said: @DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world. I think when you meet the right chick and can be objective about her making you and your life better, it becomes an option. Guys usually have things they want to get done before they settle down and if they don't do them, they'll never truly settle down, so don't worry about it. So what you gotta do, and keep your mind open and eventually you'll meet the right chick. You seem like a good dude and you've come a long way in the last several years! Btw thanks everyone for the kind words and congratulations. It means a lot! :) Deadly_Raver, Mattatsu, BB_Hoody and 1 other 4 Link to comment
scorp Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 5 hours ago, Mattatsu said: . It’s not Armenian but she kinda has a Kim K look (before the plastic surgery and without an 80 lbs ass). So... Teni Panosian? Mattatsu and Darc_Requiem 1 1 Link to comment
KingTubb Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 1 hour ago, AriesWarlock said: @KingTubb@FoolinfectionI liked Black Flag. I am gonna keep checking them out. Thanks 🤘 cool anime Hell yeah man, glad you like black flag. You’re gonna get a tattoo of the bars before you know it. looks like the same studio that made castlevania, and I really like castlevania, so 🤘🏻 AriesWarlock and DoctaMario 2 Link to comment
axeman61 Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 I can't believe it took me this long to put together that Claudia Doumit, who is Victoria Neuman on The Boys, is Farah on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2019. "Where do I know that face from?" has been bugging me for weeks. Disciple0fAnrky 1 Link to comment
AriesWarlock Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) inspiration Edited October 14, 2020 by AriesWarlock beesuit, DoctaMario and Abbachio 1 1 1 Link to comment
Mattatsu Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, odin said: So... Teni Panosian? Never seen her until now, but yeah, she actually looks kind of similar. Edited October 14, 2020 by Mattatsu Darc_Requiem and scorp 1 1 Link to comment
Popular Post Sonero Posted October 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 14, 2020 Looks like my daughter is sick. Could either be sick or allergies going wild. Ah, FML. Volt, Chadouken, Mattatsu and 8 others 7 1 3 Link to comment
scorp Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 38 minutes ago, Mattatsu said: Never seen her until now, but yeah, she actually looks kind of similar. Vhozite and Volt 1 1 Link to comment
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