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Posted
12 hours ago, DoctaMario said:

The wedding went off without a hitch Sunday.

Oh shit, man, I missed all this somehow.  I must have skipped a  couple pages in the new Saloon thread because I'm a dummy.

 

Congrats, dude! Have fun in the VI!

Posted
8 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said:

Trying??? He straight up motorboating dem cheeks getting all up in there.

 

@DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world.

 

So I get off work and head to the AirBnB I've been crashing at for a bit. Now I tried to be cool about this. I paid 750 for a month. And was welcomed to a house with a mom and her 14 year old daughter. Who is gay so she thinks nothing of walking about with no bra. So mom has to keep reminding her there's a man in the house. Just because you like girls, doesn't mean you can just walk around like that among men

 

The mom confides in me on day one! About how 3 weeks ago her husband beat her. And went into graphic detail about the assault. Got a restraining order And hubby controls all the finances and the business she was employed in. So she's broke and using airbnb as primary income. And how her family disowned her for getting involved with a black guy etc.

 

I go to sleep and the bed REEKS of cat piss. Could barely sleep. So I start commuting a few days a week from atlanta. But I get back today, and this ladies idea of a joke is this when I walk through the door. "Oh no a black guy is breaking into my home! Lol"

 

And I'm just looking at her like "what bitch!?" And she was like "oh that wasn't funny, did that offend you?" And I just cut her off and tell her lets just forget that was said, how was your day? So I'm canceling this shit. She can have the money. She needs it badly. But I cant recommend this to anyone. She did not set this up properly. Oh forgot to mention the damn room door locks and unlocks from the outside, and she won't give you a key for the house.

 

She's just desperate and doing whatever she can to make it. So I cant be too mad. But I'm mad. Lastly was suckered me in. Was her offering "home cooked meals" And she made spaghetti the first night. Cool. Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Unseasoned spaghetti sauce straight from the fridge, and unseasoned, well done ground beef just thrown in there. SMFH! Staying at hotels for a few nights a week instead

 

 

 

 

Playings devil advocate.

Perhaps she is just really in a bad mental state because the whole ordeal, and ger way to trying to cope with it was with some bad timed/not earned humor.

Since you say she was involved with a black guy (her husband i assume) she isnt really aware that she cant make that kind of jokes with anyone, just because she thinks she knows them.

A lot of people those days seem to lack both common sense and social intelligence to know that they cant say everything that comes to their mind.

 

Is kind of late now, but you should have at least tried to explain her those points so, since she seems to really need the money, improve on.

I want to think that she was just socially inept, and maybe due the stress of her whole situation.

Posted (edited)

Well at the very least BBHoody has the inspiration for a horror movie or a Harold and Kumar movie.

 

Hotel Cat Piss!

 

That lock from the outside thing reminds me of the dorm room I got to stay in for my psych rotation. The light switch was on the outside too lol

 

That had no meals but at least it was free.

 

 

 

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Posted (edited)
27 minutes ago, Hecatom said:

Playings devil advocate.

Perhaps she is just really in a bad mental state because the whole ordeal, and ger way to trying to cope with it was with some bad timed/not earned humor.

Since you say she was involved with a black guy (her husband i assume) she isnt really aware that she cant make that kind of jokes with anyone, just because she thinks she knows them.

A lot of people those days seem to lack both common sense and social intelligence to know that they cant say everything that comes to their mind.

 

Is kind of late now, but you should have at least tried to explain her those points so, since she seems to really need the money, improve on.

I want to think that she was just socially inept, and maybe due the stress of her whole situation.

I hear you. And maybe I would've considered that. If it wasn't for the spaghetti. How you gonna offer home cooked meals as the major selling point. And with a straight face serve me up some spaghetti my dad would've cooked....like I was expecting some good southern style Alabama cooking. And instead I get this bland basic shit.

 

That meal was her opportunity to salvage this and she failed. I'm sorry that she is going through the things she is going through. But that is no excuse for inviting a paying customer into your home and having a pissy bed for them to sleep on. Treating your guest like a therapist, and offering home cooked meals when you can't cook. The inappropriate joke was just the last straw.

Edited by BB_Hoody
Posted

Remember when I said she mentioned the assault in graphic detail? One of those details is him punching her square in the mouth multiple times. Causing her to have chipped and missing teeth. And a vertical scar on her upper lip. And she flat in the back, so nah

Posted
3 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said:

Remember when I said she mentioned the assault in graphic detail? One of those details is him punching her square in the mouth multiple times. Causing her to have chipped and missing teeth. And a vertical scar on her upper lip. And she flat in the back, so nah

Well, due how you put it was the assault, i am sure she is probably dealing with some serious depression.

Also, believe or not, sometimes, for people in this kind of cases is more easy to open up with starngers, specially if they feel isolated from the people around him that would function as pillars, like family, which as you mentioned, seems to be isolated from them.

 

Posted
22 minutes ago, Hecatom said:

Well, due how you put it was the assault, i am sure she is probably dealing with some serious depression.

Also, believe or not, sometimes, for people in this kind of cases is more easy to open up with starngers, specially if they feel isolated from the people around him that would function as pillars, like family, which as you mentioned, seems to be isolated from them.

 

Hate to sound like a hartless asshole but I didn't sign up for all that. I just wanted a place to crash while I'm in town. She really doesn't seem like she should be hosting any people in her home. But desperate times call for desperate measures

Posted
3 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said:

Hate to sound like a hartless asshole but I didn't sign up for all that. I just wanted a place to crash while I'm in town. She really doesn't seem like she should be hosting any people in her home. But desperate times call for desperate measures

I know, i am just theorizing here on why she acted the way she did. 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, BB_Hoody said:

 

@DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think when you meet the right chick and can be objective about her making you and your life better, it becomes an option. Guys usually have things they want to get done before they settle down and if they don't do them, they'll never truly settle down, so don't worry about it. So what you gotta do, and keep your mind open and eventually you'll meet the right chick. You seem like a good dude and you've come a long way in the last several years! 

 

Btw thanks everyone for the kind words and congratulations. It means a lot! :)

Posted
15 minutes ago, Sonero said:

Looks like my daughter is sick. Could either be sick or allergies going wild.

 

Ah, FML.

Damn. When it rains it pours. 
 

fucksake

Posted
23 minutes ago, Mattatsu said:

... I have a feeling i’m going to regret admitting that... fuck it, i already regret it 😆

Hah it’s ok. My wife looks somewhere in between Tia Carerre and Brooke Burke. 

Posted
12 hours ago, Dayaan said:

I actually have about 500gigs of reference material that I literally never use. It's just a bunch of naked men and women.

lol.  Same here.  Everytime I need reference material I search it before I ever even turn to my files.

Posted
2 hours ago, Sonero said:

Looks like my daughter is sick. Could either be sick or allergies going wild.

 

Ah, FML.

Man, you can't catch a break.

 

Hope she gets well soon. 🙏

39 minutes ago, YourFavGrandpa said:

hey, whoever linked to ezgif earlier ... thanks! I was able to edit a suitable animated avatar for use.

Glad to help bro.

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Having to pick your own switch sucked, but the worst thing I ever had to do was sit on my knees on a hard wood floor. You think it's no big deal, just a little boring at first, but then it starts to get a bit uncomfortable. After the first hour, you're begging for reasons to get up. 

Posted
Just now, Angel said:

bro chill out, that was gangstalicious, don't you ever in your life get the two confused again

Imma keep these pearls they fly as hell

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