Mattatsu Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 @KingTubbmy wife’s actually closer to being Azerbaijan than Persian tbh. Her parents are from Iran, but her Mom’s family is from Turkey and they lived close to the Azerbaijan border in Iran. It’s not Armenian but she kinda has a Kim K look (before the plastic surgery and without an 80 lbs ass). scorp, DoctaMario, Volt and 1 other 2 2
AriesWarlock Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 Anybody notice @misterBeedoesn't have an animated avatar? BAN HIM!!!! RSG3, TheInfernoman, Vhozite and 5 others 1 1 1 5
KingTubb Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, AriesWarlock said: BAN HIM!!!! Love that Stu thumbs up'd this and he's the only other person here with a still for his avatar Volt, RSG3, Mattatsu and 1 other 4
misterBee Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 Having a non-animated avatar is the mark of royalty. I'm gonna have to punish Stu for trying to pose as THE KING. DoctaMario, scorp, beesuit and 3 others 3 1 2
iStu X Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, misterBee said: I'm gonna have to punish Stu for trying to pose as THE KING. Bring it on old man! RSG3, Vhozite, Hawkingbird and 3 others 5 1
misterBee Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 Don't need to find sprite rips for MVC1 anymore. I just booted up the game and ripped the sprites myself. THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU PEOPLE. 30 minutes ago, iStu X said: Bring it on old man! Didn't you know? I'm an 09er. I haven't even been born yet. AriesWarlock, DoctaMario and RSG3 2 1
iStu X Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, misterBee said: I'm an 09er. Darc_Requiem, Hecatom, DarkSakul and 5 others 1 7
TheInfernoman Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 Late but congrats @DoctaMariohere's hoping I can reschedule things for my GF and I for next year. This year gave my plans the finger. RSG3, Darc_Requiem, Shakunetsu and 1 other 4
Popular Post DangerousJ Posted October 13, 2020 Popular Post Posted October 13, 2020 Your avatar makes it look like Sokka is trying to eat ass. Hecatom, iStu X, BB_Hoody and 9 others 2 1 1 8
Vhozite Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, DangerousJ said: Your avatar makes it look like Sokka is trying to eat ass. Man wants to find that secret tunnel KAMALA_FAN111, Illwill88 and Volt 2 1
Illwill88 Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) https://japantoday.com/category/national/man-loses-200-times-at-crane-game-calls-police-to-investigate-staff-member-loses-300-times-too Edited October 13, 2020 by Illwill88 RSG3, Vhozite, Disciple0fAnrky and 5 others 1 2 5
Thelnfernoman Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, DangerousJ said: Your avatar makes it look like Sokka is trying to eat ass. Who says he is'nt trying KAMALA_FAN111 1
Popular Post BB_Hoody Posted October 13, 2020 Popular Post Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, DangerousJ said: Your avatar makes it look like Sokka is trying to eat ass. Trying??? He straight up motorboating dem cheeks getting all up in there. @DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world. So I get off work and head to the AirBnB I've been crashing at for a bit. Now I tried to be cool about this. I paid 750 for a month. And was welcomed to a house with a mom and her 14 year old daughter. Who is gay so she thinks nothing of walking about with no bra. So mom has to keep reminding her there's a man in the house. Just because you like girls, doesn't mean you can just walk around like that among men The mom confides in me on day one! About how 3 weeks ago her husband beat her. And went into graphic detail about the assault. Got a restraining order And hubby controls all the finances and the business she was employed in. So she's broke and using airbnb as primary income. And how her family disowned her for getting involved with a black guy etc. I go to sleep and the bed REEKS of cat piss. Could barely sleep. So I start commuting a few days a week from atlanta. But I get back today, and this ladies idea of a joke is this when I walk through the door. "Oh no a black guy is breaking into my home! Lol" And I'm just looking at her like "what bitch!?" And she was like "oh that wasn't funny, did that offend you?" And I just cut her off and tell her lets just forget that was said, how was your day? So I'm canceling this shit. She can have the money. She needs it badly. But I cant recommend this to anyone. She did not set this up properly. Oh forgot to mention the damn room door locks and unlocks from the outside, and she won't give you a key for the house. She's just desperate and doing whatever she can to make it. So I cant be too mad. But I'm mad. Lastly was suckered me in. Was her offering "home cooked meals" And she made spaghetti the first night. Cool. Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Unseasoned spaghetti sauce straight from the fridge, and unseasoned, well done ground beef just thrown in there. SMFH! Staying at hotels for a few nights a week instead Edited October 13, 2020 by BB_Hoody Reticently, DoctaMario, Mattatsu and 7 others 1 2 5 2
TheInfernoman Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 I couldn't make some of my old AVs work well here so I opted for this. Sokka is GOAT in Avatar series. But eating booty? Well interpretation is fun isn't it? 🙃
Chadouken Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 12 hours ago, DoctaMario said: The wedding went off without a hitch Sunday. Oh shit, man, I missed all this somehow. I must have skipped a couple pages in the new Saloon thread because I'm a dummy. Congrats, dude! Have fun in the VI! DoctaMario 1
Hecatom Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said: Trying??? He straight up motorboating dem cheeks getting all up in there. @DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world. So I get off work and head to the AirBnB I've been crashing at for a bit. Now I tried to be cool about this. I paid 750 for a month. And was welcomed to a house with a mom and her 14 year old daughter. Who is gay so she thinks nothing of walking about with no bra. So mom has to keep reminding her there's a man in the house. Just because you like girls, doesn't mean you can just walk around like that among men The mom confides in me on day one! About how 3 weeks ago her husband beat her. And went into graphic detail about the assault. Got a restraining order And hubby controls all the finances and the business she was employed in. So she's broke and using airbnb as primary income. And how her family disowned her for getting involved with a black guy etc. I go to sleep and the bed REEKS of cat piss. Could barely sleep. So I start commuting a few days a week from atlanta. But I get back today, and this ladies idea of a joke is this when I walk through the door. "Oh no a black guy is breaking into my home! Lol" And I'm just looking at her like "what bitch!?" And she was like "oh that wasn't funny, did that offend you?" And I just cut her off and tell her lets just forget that was said, how was your day? So I'm canceling this shit. She can have the money. She needs it badly. But I cant recommend this to anyone. She did not set this up properly. Oh forgot to mention the damn room door locks and unlocks from the outside, and she won't give you a key for the house. She's just desperate and doing whatever she can to make it. So I cant be too mad. But I'm mad. Lastly was suckered me in. Was her offering "home cooked meals" And she made spaghetti the first night. Cool. Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Unseasoned spaghetti sauce straight from the fridge, and unseasoned, well done ground beef just thrown in there. SMFH! Staying at hotels for a few nights a week instead Playings devil advocate. Perhaps she is just really in a bad mental state because the whole ordeal, and ger way to trying to cope with it was with some bad timed/not earned humor. Since you say she was involved with a black guy (her husband i assume) she isnt really aware that she cant make that kind of jokes with anyone, just because she thinks she knows them. A lot of people those days seem to lack both common sense and social intelligence to know that they cant say everything that comes to their mind. Is kind of late now, but you should have at least tried to explain her those points so, since she seems to really need the money, improve on. I want to think that she was just socially inept, and maybe due the stress of her whole situation. DoctaMario and DangerousJ 1 1
DangerousJ Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) Well at the very least BBHoody has the inspiration for a horror movie or a Harold and Kumar movie. Hotel Cat Piss! That lock from the outside thing reminds me of the dorm room I got to stay in for my psych rotation. The light switch was on the outside too lol That had no meals but at least it was free. Edited October 13, 2020 by DangerousJ BB_Hoody 1
BB_Hoody Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Hecatom said: Playings devil advocate. Perhaps she is just really in a bad mental state because the whole ordeal, and ger way to trying to cope with it was with some bad timed/not earned humor. Since you say she was involved with a black guy (her husband i assume) she isnt really aware that she cant make that kind of jokes with anyone, just because she thinks she knows them. A lot of people those days seem to lack both common sense and social intelligence to know that they cant say everything that comes to their mind. Is kind of late now, but you should have at least tried to explain her those points so, since she seems to really need the money, improve on. I want to think that she was just socially inept, and maybe due the stress of her whole situation. I hear you. And maybe I would've considered that. If it wasn't for the spaghetti. How you gonna offer home cooked meals as the major selling point. And with a straight face serve me up some spaghetti my dad would've cooked....like I was expecting some good southern style Alabama cooking. And instead I get this bland basic shit. That meal was her opportunity to salvage this and she failed. I'm sorry that she is going through the things she is going through. But that is no excuse for inviting a paying customer into your home and having a pissy bed for them to sleep on. Treating your guest like a therapist, and offering home cooked meals when you can't cook. The inappropriate joke was just the last straw. Edited October 13, 2020 by BB_Hoody beesuit, Mattatsu and DoctaMario 3
DangerousJ Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) And now the essential srk question, Would you hit? Edited October 13, 2020 by DangerousJ Mattatsu, RSG3, beesuit and 3 others 1 1 4
BB_Hoody Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 Remember when I said she mentioned the assault in graphic detail? One of those details is him punching her square in the mouth multiple times. Causing her to have chipped and missing teeth. And a vertical scar on her upper lip. And she flat in the back, so nah DangerousJ 1
Volt Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 50 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said: Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Bruhhhhh. I'd pack my shit right after that. BB_Hoody and KAMALA_FAN111 2
Hecatom Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said: Remember when I said she mentioned the assault in graphic detail? One of those details is him punching her square in the mouth multiple times. Causing her to have chipped and missing teeth. And a vertical scar on her upper lip. And she flat in the back, so nah Well, due how you put it was the assault, i am sure she is probably dealing with some serious depression. Also, believe or not, sometimes, for people in this kind of cases is more easy to open up with starngers, specially if they feel isolated from the people around him that would function as pillars, like family, which as you mentioned, seems to be isolated from them. Volt, DoctaMario and BB_Hoody 1 2
BB_Hoody Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 22 minutes ago, Hecatom said: Well, due how you put it was the assault, i am sure she is probably dealing with some serious depression. Also, believe or not, sometimes, for people in this kind of cases is more easy to open up with starngers, specially if they feel isolated from the people around him that would function as pillars, like family, which as you mentioned, seems to be isolated from them. Hate to sound like a hartless asshole but I didn't sign up for all that. I just wanted a place to crash while I'm in town. She really doesn't seem like she should be hosting any people in her home. But desperate times call for desperate measures DoctaMario 1
AriesWarlock Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 @KingTubb@FoolinfectionI liked Black Flag. I am gonna keep checking them out. Thanks 🤘 cool anime Shakunetsu, KingTubb and Foolinfection 2 1
Hecatom Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said: Hate to sound like a hartless asshole but I didn't sign up for all that. I just wanted a place to crash while I'm in town. She really doesn't seem like she should be hosting any people in her home. But desperate times call for desperate measures I know, i am just theorizing here on why she acted the way she did. BB_Hoody 1
DoctaMario Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, BB_Hoody said: @DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world. I think when you meet the right chick and can be objective about her making you and your life better, it becomes an option. Guys usually have things they want to get done before they settle down and if they don't do them, they'll never truly settle down, so don't worry about it. So what you gotta do, and keep your mind open and eventually you'll meet the right chick. You seem like a good dude and you've come a long way in the last several years! Btw thanks everyone for the kind words and congratulations. It means a lot! :) KAMALA_FAN111, Mattatsu, Volt and 1 other 4
scorp Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 5 hours ago, Mattatsu said: . It’s not Armenian but she kinda has a Kim K look (before the plastic surgery and without an 80 lbs ass). So... Teni Panosian? Darc_Requiem and Mattatsu 1 1
KingTubb Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 1 hour ago, AriesWarlock said: @KingTubb@FoolinfectionI liked Black Flag. I am gonna keep checking them out. Thanks 🤘 cool anime Hell yeah man, glad you like black flag. You’re gonna get a tattoo of the bars before you know it. looks like the same studio that made castlevania, and I really like castlevania, so 🤘🏻 DoctaMario and AriesWarlock 2
axeman61 Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 I can't believe it took me this long to put together that Claudia Doumit, who is Victoria Neuman on The Boys, is Farah on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2019. "Where do I know that face from?" has been bugging me for weeks. Disciple0fAnrky 1
AriesWarlock Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) inspiration Edited October 14, 2020 by AriesWarlock DoctaMario, beesuit and Abbachio 1 1 1
Mattatsu Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, odin said: So... Teni Panosian? Never seen her until now, but yeah, she actually looks kind of similar. Edited October 14, 2020 by Mattatsu scorp and Darc_Requiem 1 1
Popular Post Sonero Posted October 14, 2020 Popular Post Posted October 14, 2020 Looks like my daughter is sick. Could either be sick or allergies going wild. Ah, FML. Hawkingbird, Volt, Hecatom and 8 others 7 1 3
scorp Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 38 minutes ago, Mattatsu said: Never seen her until now, but yeah, she actually looks kind of similar. Volt and Vhozite 1 1
scorp Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 15 minutes ago, Sonero said: Looks like my daughter is sick. Could either be sick or allergies going wild. Ah, FML. Damn. When it rains it pours. fucksake
Mattatsu Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 1 minute ago, odin said: ... I have a feeling i’m going to regret admitting that... fuck it, i already regret it 😆 KingTubb and Darc_Requiem 1 1
scorp Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 23 minutes ago, Mattatsu said: ... I have a feeling i’m going to regret admitting that... fuck it, i already regret it 😆 Hah it’s ok. My wife looks somewhere in between Tia Carerre and Brooke Burke. Mattatsu 1
Popular Post AriesWarlock Posted October 14, 2020 Popular Post Posted October 14, 2020 KAMALA_FAN111, beesuit, M A R T I A N and 10 others 1 2 10
KAMALA_FAN111 Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 12 hours ago, Dayaan said: I actually have about 500gigs of reference material that I literally never use. It's just a bunch of naked men and women. lol. Same here. Everytime I need reference material I search it before I ever even turn to my files.
KAMALA_FAN111 Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) Probably half or more of the people from your past: "You'll never make a living playing with toys all the time!" Japan: Edited October 14, 2020 by Deadly_Raver DangerousJ and Shakunetsu 2
YourFavGrandpa Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 hey, whoever linked to ezgif earlier ... thanks! I was able to edit a suitable animated avatar for use. Volt, KAMALA_FAN111 and misterBee 3
KAMALA_FAN111 Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 16 minutes ago, YourFavGrandpa said: hey, whoever linked to ezgif earlier ... thanks! I was able to edit a suitable animated avatar for use. And now your journey to the dark side is complete. Welcome to our ranks brother. Volt 1
Disciple0fAnrky Posted October 14, 2020 Author Posted October 14, 2020 getting harder to tell what is satire these days Hawkingbird, Volt, KAMALA_FAN111 and 3 others 1 5
M A R T I A N Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 12 minutes ago, Angel said: getting harder to tell what is satire these days Ayo @Bulldancer, sick threads DoctaMario 1
Volt Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Sonero said: Looks like my daughter is sick. Could either be sick or allergies going wild. Ah, FML. Man, you can't catch a break. Hope she gets well soon. 🙏 39 minutes ago, YourFavGrandpa said: hey, whoever linked to ezgif earlier ... thanks! I was able to edit a suitable animated avatar for use. Glad to help bro.
Sonero Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 18 minutes ago, Angel said: getting harder to tell what is satire these days Damn, where does he keep his iPhone though?
Reiraku Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 Having to pick your own switch sucked, but the worst thing I ever had to do was sit on my knees on a hard wood floor. You think it's no big deal, just a little boring at first, but then it starts to get a bit uncomfortable. After the first hour, you're begging for reasons to get up. Volt, KAMALA_FAN111 and Chadouken 2 1
DrLariat Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Angel said: getting harder to tell what is satire these days He wearing the thugnifficent collection IcyBlackDeep 1
Disciple0fAnrky Posted October 14, 2020 Author Posted October 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, DrLariat said: He wearing the thugnifficent collection bro chill out, that was gangstalicious, don't you ever in your life get the two confused again OPTIMUS124, DoctaMario and Volt 2 1
DrLariat Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 Just now, Angel said: bro chill out, that was gangstalicious, don't you ever in your life get the two confused again Imma keep these pearls they fly as hell
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