The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 2.0

[Maxx]

Liberal hoax strikes again

[Maxx]

Medical Twitter is pure jokes lol. One of my friends from doing karat flips is a ortho in the military. And now is running a secret medical Twitter account, all the med/tweets from medical Twitter have me dying (which I understand is prob the opposite of what they want) 

[misterBee]

39 minutes ago, Dayaan said:

Forget politics. Here are breasts.

 

I was promised breasts.  I got sternum at best.  smh

 

Just you wait.  I'LL show you how it's done.

[Reticently]

9 minutes ago, misterBee said:

I was promised breasts.

[MillionX]

edit*^ now THAT's prime and legendary.  I had dreams about Elvira back in the day.  She has inspired many loads in her time.

edit 2--and she still looks decent today, actually... I'd still pounce that fine old ass.

 

mannn that's a shame... that pokeprincxss would look so cute if it weren't for all those damn tattoos.  👎  THAT many of them....all over?  Nah that is a major disqualification of points.... it always reminds me of the car analogy to illustrate the point there... imagine an otherwise gorgeous car, like say a classic Porsche, Lamborghini, Aston Martin, whatever floats your boat... but someone has sprayed graffiti  art all over it, maybe splashed some designs with regular paint too.  Hell nah, man...now the car looks like trash to me.....trash that isn't worth even 1 penny.  I don't care if the artwork itself is cool either.  The natural beauty is now destroyed. 

Edited October 14, 2020 by MillionX

[Maxx]

What's the rule on nudity here? Saw NSFW but wasn't sure if it's allowed here 

Edited October 14, 2020 by Maxx

[RSG3]

2 hours ago, KingTubb said:

out of curiosity I hit up her twitter and onlyfans page. She's charging $17 a month just for the previews of picture sets. you gotta pay extra for that. 

 

That's it. I'm convinced, magic is real and this woman is a wizard

 

Edit: Checked out her TikTok too. It ain't shit. Wizard confirmed 

Kingtubb over here still having faith in men and shit. smh. 

[misterBee]

@Reticently

 

I didn't say go to the GIPHY store.   That's cheating.

 

I want some organic, free-range, locally sourced, drawn by people on this forum BREASTS.

 

Where they at!?  I'll do it myself tonight or tomorrow because I'm mad sleep deprived and don't know if I have the energy today.

[TheInfernoman]

I failed to post this earlier this month but better late than never. 

 

[Foolinfection]

20 minutes ago, Maxx said:

What's the rule on nudity here? Saw NSFW but wasn't sure if it's allowed here 

This man be asking the important questions.

 

 

[misterBee]

30 minutes ago, Maxx said:

What's the rule on nudity here? Saw NSFW but wasn't sure if it's allowed here 

Please steer clear of nudity since it drives people away and makes search engines try to hide the site. 

 

Normal NSFW stuff is ok but honestly it should be in a spoiler so people don't get in trouble at work.

[Hawkingbird]

Damn, Dr. Dre wife is being investigated for embezzlement.

https://www.nydailynews.com/snyde/ny-lapd-investigate-nicole-young-dr-dre-embezzlement-20201013-4hjqs5k3kfcqrcz6n3srnkel4u-story.html

 

 

[Sonero]

Cant tag @dark_general in here yet.

 

Stupid Preppy/d3v.  Cant continue the convo on Dre's wife needing to buzz off because she has a job.

[RSG3]

15 minutes ago, Hawkingbird said:

Damn, Dr. Dre wife is being investigated for embezzlement.

https://www.nydailynews.com/snyde/ny-lapd-investigate-nicole-young-dr-dre-embezzlement-20201013-4hjqs5k3kfcqrcz6n3srnkel4u-story.html

 

 

Thats fucking hilarious after all the dumb fuck shit she has been demanding in court. 

[Sonero]

Dr Dre's Bizarre Divorce should be an anime at this point.

[RSG3]

7 minutes ago, Sonero said:

Dr Dre's Bizarre Divorce should be an anime at this point.

Would watch

[TheInfernoman]

someone needs to add to a photo of Dre's Wife and "menacing" floating behind her. 

[Volt]

1 hour ago, misterBee said:

I want some organic, free-range, locally sourced, drawn by people on this forum BREASTS.

 

Where they at!? 

 

[misterBee]

@Volt is the hero that we deserve.

 

I will do my part later. 👍

[DangerousJ]

Funny Names:

 

Dick Durbin - Sounds like a sex act you get in the middle East

 

Friendswood, TX - Thou shall not covet thy friend's wood, girls!  (or Hanzo)

 

Tim Shotwell - Black folks probably run away in horror from this guy!

 

Janelle Lawless - Michigan Judge

 

Dick Armey - former Tx Congressman

 

Intercourse, PA

 

Spread Eagle, WI

 

Toast, NC

 

 

 

[Maxx]

 

[Maxx]

1 hour ago, Sonero said:

Dr Dre's Bizarre Divorce should be an anime at this point.

Is a anime card game. "you've activated my prenup card!...all your demands are void!" 

[Sonero]

Nicole Young and her stand...

 

THE POLICE!

 

 

[RSG3]

2 minutes ago, Sonero said:

Nicole Young and her stand...

 

THE POLICE!

 

 

If she's not careful she's gonna have to put on the Red Light. 

Edited October 14, 2020 by RSG3

[Hecatom]

3 hours ago, misterBee said:

 

I was promised breasts. 

[MillionX]

48 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

Funny Names:

 

Dick Durbin - Sounds like a sex act you get in the middle East

 

Friendswood, TX - Thou shall not covet thy friend's wood, girls!  (or Hanzo)

 

Tim Shotwell - Black folks probably run away in horror from this guy!

 

Janelle Lawless - Michigan Judge

 

Dick Armey - former Tx Congressman

 

Intercourse, PA

 

Spread Eagle, WI

 

Toast, NC

 

 

 

There was someone here in TN that was a state lawmaker or somethin with the last name "Arriola"... I remember now; it's county-clerk John Arriola...and yep it's pronounced like the word "areola".  I will always laugh whenever hearing or even thinking about that name.

 

what if there's a world somewhere in the universe with giant turd creatures?  That would also raise the question of their origin... who shitted them out?  

 

haha that reminds me I got a kick out of making "Golgothan" as a character in games sometimes. 

Edited October 14, 2020 by MillionX

[misterBee]

@Hecatom

 

No GIFs.  Just raw talent like @Volt.

[Volt]

1 hour ago, Dayaan said:

What is this shit? Stealing my potential clients? What a snake.

Edited October 14, 2020 by Volt

[Hecatom]

1 hour ago, misterBee said:

@Hecatom

 

No GIFs.  Just raw talent like @Volt.

I was going to post an old pic i drew some years ago, but photobucket is much garbage than before, blurring most of the stuff there and trying to force me to upgrade and pay so i can share it, and even download it, it seems.

And the others that are not blurred are quite NSFW, so you are out of luck

[M A R T I A N]

A visual Haiku, where the monkey represents my entire life with astounding accuracy. 

 

 

Truly, such a qaint and surreal capturing of life should be hung in a museum. 

[Illwill88]

2 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

Funny Names:

 

 

 

 

Just wanted to add a couple I've drove past 

 

Toad Suck, Arkansas- they embrace the name and also have toad suck park, toad suck harley davidson and a couple others 

 

Truth or consequences, New mexico- not funny just kind of ominous especially when driving through at night. Nothing really there just a small town.

 

Zzyzzx, california- you drive by a big sign that says Zzyzzx Rd. It is just a stretch of road with a abandoned health resort and mineral spring from the hippies.

 

Edited October 15, 2020 by Illwill88

[Sonero]

My sesame chicken is ridiculous right now. Damn this ish got me wanting tk over eat.

[Scanman]

4 hours ago, misterBee said:

 

 

I want some organic, free-range, locally sourced, drawn by people on this forum BREASTS.

Here you go. No really, in Vietnam these fruits are called "breast" (or "milk apple").

Also this:
 

Spoiler

Breast melon^

Edited October 15, 2020 by Scanman

[Sonero]

And now my brother in law tested positive for CoVid.

 

Makes sense given that he lives with my father in law but damn, 2020 just wont chill.

[Volt]

9 minutes ago, Sonero said:

My sesame chicken is ridiculous right now.

Sesame Street Sonero back into action. 🤣

 

3 minutes ago, Sonero said:

And now my brother in law tested positive for CoVid.

 

Makes sense given that he lives with my father in law but damn, 2020 just wont chill.

...

 

What the fuck man. You might want to invest in a Hazmat suit and a bunker at some point.

[misterBee]

6 minutes ago, Sonero said:

And now my brother in law tested positive for CoVid.

 

Makes sense given that he lives with my father in law but damn, 2020 just wont chill.

 

😱

 

Stay safe!

[Foolinfection]

3 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

Funny Names:

 

Dick Durbin - Sounds like a sex act you get in the middle East

 

Friendswood, TX - Thou shall not covet thy friend's wood, girls!  (or Hanzo)

 

Tim Shotwell - Black folks probably run away in horror from this guy!

 

Janelle Lawless - Michigan Judge

 

Dick Armey - former Tx Congressman

 

Intercourse, PA

 

Spread Eagle, WI

 

Toast, NC

 

 

 

 

 

This is a real dude in a nearby town to me.

Edited October 15, 2020 by Foolinfection

[scorp]

Just now, Foolinfection said:

 

 

This is a real dude in a nearby town to me.

Avatar still not animated?

 

[Foolinfection]

Just now, odin said:

Avatar still not animated?

 

[scorp]

1 minute ago, Foolinfection said:

[Chadouken]

1 hour ago, Illwill88 said:

Truth or consequences, New mexico

T or C was named after a god damned radio show, LOL. They agreed to change it from Hot Springs, NM, in exchange for hosting a couple episodes there. It's a small town just off of 25, but it's got some great hot springs and can be an awesome place to take your wife for a weekend getaway.

 

But the name is dumb as fuck.

[Sonero]

3 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

T or C was named after a god damned radio show, LOL.

 

Look....that's so hilariously New Mexicoish that it hurts.

[Foolinfection]

32 minutes ago, odin said:

[Illwill88]

25 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

T or C was named after a god damned radio show, LOL. They agreed to change it from Hot Springs, NM, in exchange for hosting a couple episodes there. It's a small town just off of 25, but it's got some great hot springs and can be an awesome place to take your wife for a weekend getaway.

 

But the name is dumb as fuck.

I always wondered how the fuck it got that name.

I thought maybe crazy western shootout or something. I was not expecting to hear a radio show lol.

Edited October 15, 2020 by Illwill88

[scorp]

15 minutes ago, Foolinfection said:

I think you found your new av. 

 

[DangerousJ]

[ActionBastard]

Do I need to have an animated av?  My peepee feels small not seeing my av animate.

[scorp]

2 minutes ago, ActionBastard said:

Do I need to have an animated av?  My peepee feels small not seeing my av animate.

[Reticently]

 

[ActionBastard]

My peepee just grew in size.  Thanks animated av!!!