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lol.

 

Robot wife:  "I want a divorce!!"

 

Guy:  "No problem."  *Tosses her in the trash can and orders a replacement.*

 

The neighbor's dog:  "I don't even know what's going on and I saw that one coming."

 

Yes, I intend to have lots of fun with this.

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Little does he know that robot waifu already ditched her limiting metallic coochie and is now a fully sentient ai that has already drained his bank account and cancelled his next viagra shipment. 

 

Putting your dick into a damn bucket bolts is just asking to get one of those ash vs evil dead deaths.   Now that I think about it there was a robot chick in the last episode of that lol. 

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8 hours ago, Angel said:

Little does he know that robot waifu already ditched her limiting metallic coochie and is now a fully sentient ai that has already drained his bank account and cancelled his next viagra shipment. 

 

Putting your dick into a damn bucket bolts is just asking to get one of those ash vs evil dead deaths.   Now that I think about it there was a robot chick in the last episode of that lol. 

LMFAO!!

 

WARNING: robo-waifu xxx may shock your balls, gain sentience and become just as toxic and horrible to be around as the REAL thing. 

 

 

...................................And they're still sitting on the shelves because nobody bought them.  When asked, the majority answered,"Why would I buy a bitch who could turn into my ex?"  On the flip side, the ones without the A.I. are selling like hotcakes.  Sometimes, more is not better. 

 

lol@"Putting your dick into a bucket of bolts".  Tech support >>>>>>>>>>>>> Child support.  Prove me wrong. 🤣🤣

 

OH SHIET!!!  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣  I wanted to argue against the gofundme, but then I analyzed the vid further. ..........

 

Man, she crashed that stage like she was going for the death blow in a steel cage match!!  Straight on her face no less.  That would've been an instant knock out anywhere else, but this is the BT-1000.  She gets up and continues the show.  They could've at LEAST put a few bucks up there out of respect for her dedication to her work, but not even a DIME on the stage.  The other girl didn't even act like she cared.  Ol' girl nearly fell on her from low orbit and she has NO reaction for her.  🤣🤣🤣   It is barely dark out and this week is already crazy.

 

 

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Did I say this week was crazy?  This was STILL from Monday.

 

 

Lesson Learned Snoopy D.  You can play thug life as long as you don't get in the way.  Now run along like a good boy............Or else.

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whoahhh....well this story is quite the juicy one...there's SO many questions here
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/11/us/sarah-lawrence-college-sex-trafficking/index.html?fbclid=IwAR1wn4aph2326hD11lYkjqC5yfg7lNOglkTF0vaWT35t_K6y63-yCOucQrs


I've never even heard of or thought about the scenario where a parent would be living on campus with their son or daughter who is a student there...just that little detail is strange for a few reasons. (*and why would a college or university even allow that shit in the first place? At least at my old school, if I recall you had to actually be enrolled as a student to live on campus.)


...how is it this allegedly went on for "nearly a decade"?!?
...why would people (mostly young women, I assume, though it mentions some of the victims being male too) go along with his shenanigans for such a long time if they weren't at least somewhat ok with it?  I suppose blackmail could be a tactic he used ("do this or else I release these "interesting" pics and vids you posed for...")

 

...but again with the situation of Dad living in the dorm-- wouldn't any of her friends and acquaintances slowly back off once they notice this? like "...okay... soooo...your Dad is living here?! Wha-why?!" -> annnd boom * ghosted *  hahaha I imagine most people would've been thinking "sheeeitttt, I don't know what's up with that but leave me out of it....she got her Dad living here; bitch is weird, man..."

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holy crap this episode of Legacies got surprisingly violent…

the show has been disappointingly silly and lighthearted ever since the beginning…but this flashback with some of Alaric’s former students…wow, man…the werewolf dude ripped the first guy’s arm off, then the witch set some girl on fire before she could call 911  …then of course the blood splatter from Werewolf Dude’s first victim triggered the vampire girl’s bloodlust so she went into "RIPPER" berserk  mode… shit really hit the fan here and I’m loving it…it’s like this turned into a very different show for this scene.  😮


basically, the 3 from Alaric’s “special school” got invited to a hang-out/party in the woods…only to realize these other teens only invited them to laugh at because they were “freaks” (though they probably weren’t aware of their actual supernatural abilities)…they tried to walk away but the normal human kids were in bully mode…which caused everything to pop off.

 

I'm hoping this vampire bad girl stays around---true to the usual CW standard she is absolutely gorgeous.

 

ooh, now Sebastian wants to turn Lizzie and stay in the prison world with her...this show has finally gotten better.  This is the episode where Kai Parker shows up, btw.

 

"Siphon" witches are another top tier class of being in the Vampire/Originals/Legacies world, btw... since there's always other magical beings and objects they can draw power from.  I'd probably become one of those if given the chance.  

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It's quite an amazing comeback story for that Sonic film... imagine the alternate timeline where they stuck with the original design...it would have been such a hilarious disaster at the box office...but they fixed Sonic's design and managed to apparently turn this around into some gold.  I'm actually interested in seeing it.

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sheeeitttt, it took a while but cw's  Legacies finally became something interesting.  "Business has damn sure picked up, folks!" as JR would say... first there was the return of "The Necromancer", who manages to be a mildly entertaining character...but then the real deal--- this latest bit of story involving the magical prison world and the return of Kai Parker!  Then at some point Josie broke that hourglass with the black sand and absorbed ALL the black magic power, which has left her "altered", perhaps for the rest of her life....now she seems to have this dark side to go along with an immense increase in her magic power-level....if we were to"tier-list" this shit she's currently the #1 OP character on the roster, even surpassing Hope Mikaelson, the main character. (Hope still just has access to 2 of the 3 aspects of her triple-hybrid status)    The tone has become a bit more serious here.

 

oh yeah and top of that, Landon... the chump who is a "phoenix" finally unlocked another aspect of his power....there's finally some interesting shit going on.

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You've come a long way, Ironworks (done 2 ways).....


(There is a micromaster yellow truck that is Ironworks (G1/siege) and the battle station which is also Ironworks (G1/Earthrise) IIRC

 

Left G1- Right Earthrise 

 

Base


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Attack mode


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ER Ironworks Robot Mode (The G1 base could not transform into a robot form.)

 

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man, this winter hasn't been worth shit in terms of getting time off.  It snowed a little bit FINALLY yesterday (only the 2nd time it has been significant; first time was early December but only flurries for a few minutes)....but of course it was still just a bit too warm for it to pile up. (about 38 degrees)  Now it's perfectly cold at 24 degrees....BUT "sunny and clear" is the forecast for the rest of today. 

 

I actually hate winter weather though....I'm just interested in possible time off as a result of it.

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