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6 hours ago, Deadly_Raver said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!   The old dragon walker.  I never knew of a single person who admitted to having one of those.  It's like even as kids we all looked at it and said,"Yeah.................let's just skip this one and get another battle cat or something."  Absolutely NOBODY liked that thing.

I had a shit ton of He-Man shit as a kid. So did my brother. That was NOT something in the collection 🤣

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18 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

Damn fam.....I loved watching that dude's videos. First time I'd seen someone cycle through so many languages. This legit hit me in the feels man. 😭

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8 hours ago, BB_Hoody said:

 

Big update on the Na'Khia Brown police shooting. This video shows the entire situation play out from officer arriving to shooting, all in like 5 seconds. And according to this. They weren't there to jump her. They were there for their foster mom's birthday.

 

And they had asked Ma' Khia to clean her room, and straighten up the house. And things escalated from there. There's audio of her saying "I'll stab the fuck outta you" in the description link.

 

Yeah we all jumped the gun. I at least thought she was defending herself but did too much. But nope. Video clearly shows her not in danger. And when that dude attacks that woman. She uses it as a chance to rush the woman in pink with the knife right in fron of the officer.

Who called the police then? Her? 

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ha, I always enjoy this podcast...and they had a good one here with this "EDP445" situation; I never even heard of the dude until this...but he's a youtube/vlogger personality apparently that has been caught trying to chat and possibly hook up with a 13 year old.... Nick and Drex have some laughs at the footage...

I don't get why this dude even stayed around to have an honest interview on cam with the 2 guys... they aren't police or FBI; dude should've just been like "no comment" and walked away, but nah....he just kept on digging that grave of self-incrimination deeper and deeper 🤣

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11 hours ago, HD-Man said:

How much that meal run ya, 30k, your first born and your right lung? 🤣

Yeah Five guys is good, but not that good for what they charge. Rather spend that at Firehouse subs. That Engineer Turkey sub is slammin.slamming.

 

@MillionXMillionX

 

EDP445: I'll be aight in prison. I just won't wash or wipe my ass and they won't rape me.

Inmates: lol you know that's not the only hole you got right?

EDP445: Oh no....

 

 

 

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I love 5 guys,but since I'm cheap I just get the burger alone.

Here it's $8.29

If I feel like being a baller, I get the soda with it since they have the electronic Coke machines.

 

IMO the fries aren't worth it even if they give you extra. $4-6. They are usually flaccid or medium.

They need to sprinkle some Viagra on them.

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that show Gimme A Break--- this is the episode that was on yesterday morning

I really miss this 80s sitcom era of television, man... sitcoms were basically the majority of the tv schedule at the time....it was nothing but soap operas in the morning, old black & white shows in syndication in the afternoon, along with the afternoon cartoons, and mostly sitcoms in prime time.

 

On this show, Samantha was the standout cutie for me...  she wasn't one of the legends like Alyssa Milano though, but she was cute enough to catch my eye at the time.  The other one with a bit of the nerdy look (glasses; always a bonus) was alright too.

 

Nell was such a great comedic actor, imo... she was consistently hilarious to me back in the day, and was such great casting here.... a shame I think she died early in life (*yep; quick internet research reminded me; she was 54.)... because she could've continued on giving us laughs for many more years.

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Who would be Your dream actor to portray certain fictional characters?

(I know most of these would never happen, due to money or commitments to to other roles, but a squigga can dream.)

 

 

Ben Kingsley as Vulture (Spider-man Villain) - Great actor and looks just like him

 

Jessica Chastain as Jean Grey ( I cant believe she was actually in an Xmen film, but not as Jean. Silly Fox)

 

Keanu Reeves as Kenshi (Mortal Kombat)

 

Hiroyuki Sanada as Shredder

 

Benedict Cumberbatch as Mr. Sinister  (cold, calculating and badass when need be. 

 

 

 

 

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46 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

Who would be Your dream actor to portray certain fictional characters?

(I know most of these would never happen, due to money or commitments to to other roles, but a squigga can dream.)

 

 

Ben Kingsley as Vulture (Spider-man Villain) - Great actor and looks just like him

 

Jessica Chastain as Jean Grey ( I cant believe she was actually in an Xmen film, but not as Jean. Silly Fox)

 

Keanu Reeves as Kenshi (Mortal Kombat)

 

Hiroyuki Sanada as Shredder

 

Benedict Cumberbatch as Mr. Sinister  (cold, calculating and badass when need be. 

 

 

 

 

A younger Angelina Joile as Morrigan Aensland

 

Arron Paul as Travis Touchdown

 

The dude that starred in Superfly remake as Static Shock

 

Big Show as Kratos ( he just has to get in shape )

 

If he were still alive Frank Vincent as Wild Dog from time crisis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, BB_Hoody said:

Yeah Five guys is good, but not that good for what they charge. Rather spend that at Firehouse subs. That Engineer Turkey sub is slammin.slamming.

 

@MillionXMillionX

 

EDP445: I'll be aight in prison. I just won't wash or wipe my ass and they won't rape me.

Inmates: lol you know that's not the only hole you got right?

EDP445: Oh no....

 

 

 

I gladly accept that I shall never understand what compels such an act.

 

13?

 

SMGDH

 

But I am at a total loss for how said compulsion could circumvent basic common sense so completely.

 

Of COURSE Big Brother was watching him.

 

Now another... Large African shall be... handling the dude.

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1 hour ago, DangerousJ said:

Who would be Your dream actor to portray certain fictional characters?

(I know most of these would never happen, due to money or commitments to to other roles, but a squigga can dream.)

 

 

Ben Kingsley as Vulture (Spider-man Villain) - Great actor and looks just like him

 

Jessica Chastain as Jean Grey ( I cant believe she was actually in an Xmen film, but not as Jean. Silly Fox)

 

Keanu Reeves as Kenshi (Mortal Kombat)

 

Hiroyuki Sanada as Shredder

 

Benedict Cumberbatch as Mr. Sinister  (cold, calculating and badass when need be. 

 

 

 

 

First one that came to mind for me was Dante of Devil May Cry--- he's probably getting too old at this point but I always thought Ian Somerhalder already has a great look that fits Dante.  All you'd have to do is make sure he stays in shape of course and dye that hair greyish/white....and give him some training to pull off "stylish combat" moves.

 

Way back in the day with those X-men movies; I think we all knew that Angela Bassett would've been the better choice as Storm, if we were going with people who were a "big name" at the time....though she may have been a bit too old for what they had in mind at the time.

 

I imagine Danny DeVito would've been too expensive to get at the time, but he would've been the Violator's human clown form in a Spawn movie....not John Fuckin Leguizamo....(such a strange choice there; still bugs me.... even at the basic level...why not get someone that already has the short husky/fat [or even slightly chubby] build?!  They got a skinny dude and then had to waste time/money putting him in a fat-suit... makes no sense to me.)

 

Daniel Day Lewis (*at least in his younger days) as Mr. Sinister, perhaps?  I doubt he would've ever agreed to be a villain in a comic book film though.

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54 minutes ago, JHDK said:

I gladly accept that I shall never understand what compels such an act.

 

13?

 

SMGDH

 

But I am at a total loss for how said compulsion could circumvent basic common sense so completely.

 

Of COURSE Big Brother was watching him.

 

Now another... Large African shall be... handling the dude.

Speaking of which that may actually happen to him

 

Shit went beyond YouTube drama. This shit just got real for him

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30 minutes ago, MillionX said:

I imagine Danny DeVito would've been too expensive to get at the time, but he would've been the Violator's human clown form in a Spawn movie....not John Fuckin Leguizamo....(such a strange choice there; still bugs me.... even at the basic level...why not get someone that already has the short husky/fat [or even slightly chubby] build?!  They got a skinny dude and then had to waste time/money putting him in a fat-suit... makes no sense to me.

 

Best one! That's spot on casting.

Outside of Batman Returns, I havent seen Devito in many films, so he didnt enter my mind until just now.

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oh yeah, if I was a decent looking woman, I would've jumped on that OnlyFans bandwagon quite a while ago.  In no time you'd be able to afford to buy a house and pay it off completely before you're even 25 years old.

 

Tommy Sotomayor caught wind of this EDP situation, and he's live now

🤣 sheeeitttt, I'm still not sure why this dumb ass pig looking bastard didn't just say "no comment" after finding out they are NOT police or FBI and walk away from these guys.  haha I'm sure any criminal defense attorney is yelling at the screen on this foolishness

 

 

edit--HAHAHAHA he texted her a picture of a TURD!

 Ray Liotta Lol GIF

For some reason Tommy didn't address this at all though...

damn Tommy has it in members-only mode so I can't participate in chat... of course people in chat are laughing about the turd pic....this man texted her a TURD pic, folks....goddamn this is gold...

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ok, the decoy that's reading the EDP chat log... now I can't help but wonder what her facial expression/reaction was when she kept scrolling and got to that part where he sent the doody picture.  I would've paid money to see her reaction in real time there.  Imagine thinking that's a good bit of flirtation to send a picture of your actual dookey in the text messages. 🤣

 

it's also funny that she keeps pronouncing "LMAO"  (luh-mao)like it's a word instead of an acronym....ha, sounds like the name of an ancient Chinese emperor.

 

Man, I wanted to play some Outriders since I happen to be off early today but this is too good.

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9 minutes ago, Reticently said:

 

 

A lot people sleep on how incredibly dangerous hippos are. Theyre super territorial and have some of the most power jaws on earth. Not to mention despite how big they are they’re exceptional at hunting by way of having great ways to camouflage themselves. 
 

they also love sweet potatoes. Which is cool 

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I linked to the time in the stream when he sent the shit picture to the girl.  I can't let it go, man.... I've been laughing at this shit the whole afternoon at this point.  A shame that Tommy completely missed this moment...I don't think he was looking at the screen when the shit picture popped up.  

 

It does get more depressing as the stream goes on though...eventually, he did start walking away like he should have in the first place. (*of course chat was laughing about how this dude can't go more than about 7 or 8 steps without being obviously tired..)  

 

This half-day off work was outstanding... all I did was a little exercise and laugh like a madman at this stream.

 

edit--ohhhh ok, I didn't hear it the first time from laughing so much---someone brought it up and Tommy said "I didn't gloss over it, I don't want to talk about a nigga shittin!" 🤣

 

edit 2---but yeah, EDP happens to be a "gun guy" too... I'd bet money this dude is going to "delete" himself from the game very soon...he knows it's all downhill at this point; the game's over.

 

on another note entirely,  MST3K just went live again

 

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