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35 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

Yeah, I liked Chiseled Adonis's and Daquan Witshire's streams on EDP too.

 

Dude is going to off himself if he doesn't get arrested first. The chances of him coming back from this are practically 0, and it seems he has nothing else.

Is Adonis our very own Epidemic?

 

He get out of the cop game while the getting was good?

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I don't know.

 

But I'm wondering something. EDP's career is over; that much is clear. But does this predator poacher stuff help or hurt the chances of an actual investigation? I mean, these dudes aren't affiliated with the police, it seems. And from what I heard, only the police (or an org working with police) can lure a pedo into a sting with a decoy like that. Maybe I'm wrong. But does anyone know more about the law in that situation?

 

 

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Well, if the police did it, this would seem to at least skate the line of "entrapment".

 

...it also just hit me...seems quite bold and risky to confront a guy like this and he happens to be a gun collector....could've been a dangerous situation for the 2 guys approaching him if EDP had a weapon on him at the time; there's no telling how a person will respond when being confronted about anything...especially some life-ending shit like this.  What if, in that moment, he decided "well I have nothing to lose at this point so I'm killing both you muthafuckas at least...".  Sheeeeitttt, I'm not one to take a gamble on a situation like that.

 

now I'm checking on Daquan's stream about it....ohhh this should be good...

 

haha I tried to check out the dude's instagram page just now, and unsurprisingly "Content Unavailable" 😆

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y'know, that girl reading the chat logs is pretty damn cute... though she looks a bit tired in the video, like she hasn't slept in 2 or 3 days.  I fell asleep so I'm still trying to finish up with Daquan's stream now...

hahah Daquan certainly didn't gloss over the shit moment

🤣  actual quote-- "The nigga just sent a picture of his DOODOO!" 😆  No, this will never stop being hilarious for me.

 

somewhere.... Derrick Jaxn is probably relieved that this helps further take the spotlight off him for a moment, I'll bet.  Now he's yesterday's news in terms of internet/youtube drama.

 

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Yeah, for real. They say EDP's been caught in 4K, but this is a resolution no one ever thought existed. If porn was filmed in this resolution, you could look in a pornstar's eyes and see how much she hates her father.

 

This is special, because it feels like I'm watching the lead up to either a suicide or a murder-suicide. Assuming he doesn't get arrested. EDP legit has nothing to live for after this.

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It's interesting that he blocked and unblocked the decoy several times apparently... so it seems there was that little voice of reason; an inner-conflict going on there, probably---thinking "ehhhh this is probably a trap; I should stop; it's all over if this comes out..."  

 

...and yet the dumb side of him prevailed, obviously, and he kept on chatting the decoy up, with increasingly explicit messages as it went on.

 

Yep, the final dramatic act is soon to come; we all have a front row seat, and most know what is likely about to happen very soon

 

*edit---damn... Daquan already has near 200k views on this stream at this point....it's from several days ago; he was live-streaming the chat logs while that was live.  

*hahaha some people in chat were calling this dude R. BELLY 🤣

 

Youtube drama, folks... I CAN'T get enough of this shit. 

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On 4/25/2021 at 7:02 PM, Chadouken said:

I just had five guys for the first time in a year and I'm about to explode.  Topped it off with a milkshake. So worth it.

I had a bowl of chaat and a Popeye's burger for Iftar yesterday and I was so full that I nearly threw up at Suhoor this morning. Just had 2 glasses of water and that's how I plan to survive today...

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13 hours ago, Hawkingbird said:

Is shit like this real?

 

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In my experience, if you're qualified enough, they don't care if you've got the masters or not. It's just a way to weed out scrubs. 

 

13 hours ago, JHDK said:

USDA Prime Capitalism.

 

Failed State when?

I think it has less to do with "capitalism" and more to do with there being a lot of people with few to no useful skills these days all fighting for the same jobs. 

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3 hours ago, axeman61 said:

Yeah, for real. They say EDP's been caught in 4K, but this is a resolution no one ever thought existed. If porn was filmed in this resolution, you could look in a pornstar's eyes and see how much she hates her father.

 

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I didn't need a laugh right now, but thanks.

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16 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

I think it has less to do with "capitalism" and more to do with there being a lot of people with few to no useful skills these days all fighting for the same jobs

There are a lot of science jobs that pay like that.  Like doing research at a lab bench science where you really do need at ton of specialized knowledge to do the job.

 

As a lifestyle it's a trap, but those are the same people doing the kind of work that lets us churn out working CoVid vaccines in under a year.

 

I'm not saying that as a general critique of capitalism, because it's more a problem in a few specific fields.  But it's not just people getting vanity Art History Masters who end up in these big debt, low wages traps.

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47 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

I think it has less to do with "capitalism" and more to do with there being a lot of people with few to no useful skills these days all fighting for the same jobs. 

Man it's less people are low skilled (This is such a fucking copout imo) and more that school is a scam, that Masters is probably bullshit (Masters holders can be some of the dumbest unskilled lazy egostical fuck heads I've ever met, I live in a Collage city, I deal with these fuckers on the regular)  and jobs aren't paying what the Masters cost to get it he first fucking place. School and "Skilled" pieces of paper aren't worth the money it takes to get the dumb fucking things. 

 

This blaming the whole problem on "low skilled workers" is some unmititigatsd bullshit imo. 

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1 hour ago, Reticently said:

There are a lot of science jobs that pay like that.  Like doing research at a lab bench science where you really do need at ton of specialized knowledge to do the job.

 

As a lifestyle it's a trap, but those are the same people doing the kind of work that lets us churn out working CoVid vaccines in under a year.

 

I'm not saying that as a general critique of capitalism, because it's more a problem in a few specific fields.  But it's not just people getting vanity Art History Masters who end up in these big debt, low wages traps.

As long as there are people willing to work for that, there will be companies offering jobs that pay like that. It doesn't help that probably a lot of these companies are able to get H1B visa holders who are willing to work for peanuts.

 

1 hour ago, RSG3 said:

Man it's less people are low skilled (This is such a fucking copout imo) and more that school is a scam, that Masters is probably bullshit (Masters holders can be some of the dumbest unskilled lazy egostical fuck heads I've ever met, I live in a Collage city, I deal with these fuckers on the regular)  and jobs aren't paying what the Masters cost to get it he first fucking place. School and "Skilled" pieces of paper aren't worth the money it takes to get the dumb fucking things. 

 

This blaming the whole problem on "low skilled workers" is some unmititigatsd bullshit imo. 

Why are you being so aggressive? There's definitely an adaptability problem. There are enough people that aren't equipped to work in the current job market that it's becoming a problem. Colleges becoming scammy is a problem but their job isn't to give you a job, it's to prepare you to get one, and maybe they aren't doing a good job of that, but I think a lot of people leave college thinking, "ok, I have my degree, who wants to give me a job?" Like you said, having a degree doesn't make you skilled; being skilled takes work a lot of people aren't willing to put in. I wasn't blaming the whole problem on low skilled workers, of that's what you think then you missed the point.

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47 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

As long as there are people willing to work for that, there will be companies offering jobs that pay like that.

Dude...i have to. I have to accept this pay or I am homeless. People accept it because they fucking have to or they will be on the street with no shelter, food, protection. 

 

47 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

Why are you being so aggressive?

I dunno. Didn't mean to be. 

 

47 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

Colleges becoming scammy is a problem but their job isn't to give you a job, it's to prepare you to get one

Which they also don't do, so again, fucking scam. 

 

47 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

Like you said, having a degree doesn't make you skilled; being skilled takes work a lot of people aren't willing to put in. 

No people are willing to work. This is a fallacy. People aren't willing to work without being properly compensated until they have been back against a wall and have no fucking choice. 

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I wonder what the next notable race-swap will be....it's fun trying to predict it... just hit me yesterday that the new era of X-men will more than likely have a race-swap or 2 in the mix. 

Wolverine, Gambit, Rogue, Jean Grey, Professor Xavier, Cyclops, Beast, Iceman, maybe Jubilee.  Iceman was made into a gay dude several years ago so there's already some "progressive"-points inherited for that one....so he's probably off the table of consideration here.

 

I'd say the top most likely will be Jean and Professor X....maybe 3rd place is Gambit.  Xavier being the father/mentor role---that may be a reason right there they'll look to put a black guy in the role. (edit--this would also match up with the idea some were floating around of Magneto suddenly being a black guy too) Jean Grey is even more likely because she's a redhead, and that's the current rule: you must replace all redheaded white characters with black people in live action.  I'm not sure why that's the rules but that's what the deal is. (*if I was a white, redheaded actor, I would've just dyed my hair years ago....and perhaps pretend to be from Australia, New Zealand or Great Britain...since they prefer actors from those places as well.)

 

Whatever the case, it should be amusing to watch this happen....and the reactions from people.  I'd say you could absolutely bet money on this happening when this franchise finally returns to the movies.

 

*edit--- Aba & Preach JUST posted a vid on EDP... so now I have to check on that too...

 

Edit---and because they like to be as inaccurate as possible with casting... the Black Prof. X probably won't even be bald...they *might* stick to having him in a wheelchair so at least that will be accurate.

 

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nah, they'll go into it with the mindset that X-men "isn't progressive enough", basically.  I'm looking forward to being amused by the changes....it will be fun to see if my guesses turn out to be correct. 

 

heh, if I created a successful story/franchise, I certainly would not be on board with people changing my characters around in various ways that are just silly and dumb, at least in my opinion.  It never makes much sense, imo...whatever the race swap is.  When a character achieves that "iconic" status, it is for good reason...and most people won't be thrilled about changing him or her in significant ways.  I see this as being about the same as any drastic body changes... like imagine if they casted Camryn Manheim as Bayonetta in a movie... or fatass Chris Farley as Dante back when he was alive.  People would just laugh at the absurdity of those casting decisions, and assume they must be making it into a pure comedy film....or Bill Duke as Viewtiful Joe... 🤣 (*actually that's another one---Joe happens to be a red-haired white dude character, so it's guaranteed he'll be Black if he ever makes it to live action some day.... it's a dead franchise though so there's little to no chance of us ever seeing that in the first place)

 

Ohoooo but meanwhile, in World of Darkness news! A friend just texted me this update...

https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/world-of-darkness-vampire-the-masquerade-tv-show-movie/

YES.

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6 hours ago, DoctaMario said:

As long as there are people willing to work for that, there will be companies offering jobs that pay like that. It doesn't help that probably a lot of these companies are able to get H1B visa holders who are willing to work for peanuts.

 

Why are you being so aggressive? There's definitely an adaptability problem. There are enough people that aren't equipped to work in the current job market that it's becoming a problem. Colleges becoming scammy is a problem but their job isn't to give you a job, it's to prepare you to get one, and maybe they aren't doing a good job of that, but I think a lot of people leave college thinking, "ok, I have my degree, who wants to give me a job?" Like you said, having a degree doesn't make you skilled; being skilled takes work a lot of people aren't willing to put in. I wasn't blaming the whole problem on low skilled workers, of that's what you think then you missed the point.

The people are not the problem.

 

The job market is.

 

#facts

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6 hours ago, RSG3 said:

Dude...i have to. I have to accept this pay or I am homeless. People accept it because they fucking have to or they will be on the street with no shelter, food, protection. 

 

I dunno. Didn't mean to be. 

 

Which they also don't do, so again, fucking scam. 

 

No people are willing to work. This is a fallacy. People aren't willing to work without being properly compensated until they have been back against a wall and have no fucking choice. 

A revolution is the only way, at this point.

 

All we really need is enough people who are willing to stand together in unity, and demand the changes.

 

We don't need to be violent, even - we just go Gandhi on them and refuse to comply with their economic stranglehold.

 

What are they going to do?

 

Starve us all?

 

THAT will lead to violence.

 

And it would be 100% on them.

 

But, then again, the current system is violence against us.

 

So it is really 6 of 1, half a dozen of the other... EXCEPT for the fact that revolution is the only way we shall possibly effect a positive change for the poor.

 

Also:

 

Fuck the Boomers. They got ALL the welfare benefits, then kicked away the ladder, and blamed, and continue to blame us for not being able to "work hard like they did", when we are afforded none of the factors that allowed THEM to prosper in the first place.

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1 hour ago, JHDK said:

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I continue to hold out hope for a peaceful solution. 

 

I also will unfortunately always hold a bit of bitterness in my heart for my Grandfather who I grew up adoring always telling me I don't work hard enough for the garbage pay I received. He never left the mind set that loyalty to your employer and going the extra mile where the way forward and to success. No amount of talking from me, my brothers, or my cousins could ever convince him that was how you got taken advantage of by modern day employers.

 

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Modern day Judith Hoag. Thoughts? 

 

I think she might better now then she was in 89...and she was pretty fire in 89.

 

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yep, Judith is still fit to get pounced on.  I wouldn't turn that down.

 

ooh, there's an EDP memes instagram I just noticed

https://www.instagram.com/edpmemesonly/?hl=en

yeahhh looks like something else for me to keep tabs on now, as we all see where this latest crazy train of drama goes 😆

edit*--oh yeah the latest comments on this should be golden...

 

edit 2--here's another one

https://www.instagram.com/edp445vidsdaily/?hl=en

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Like million said, it was interesting that EDPG-13 blocked and unblocked the decoy multiple times. He knew on some level this was a setup. But his horniness won out.

 

But my thing is: why the FUCK would he think a 13 year old girl would want to fuck him? Even if there was all this lead up? What makes you think a 13 year old wants all of that?

 

Hell, even if there was a horny 13 year old there and not a decoy, that dude's body is buyer's remorse made flesh. Does he really think she'll smile when she remembers him blobbing and sweating on top of her like some bootleg Marvel symbiote? No. That is a prime "What have I done?!" moment there. She's calling the cops. Even if she asked for it, she can just change her mind after and EDP loses everything still. Such a stupid move to go over there.

 

Strange how what has to be the smallest part of dude's body had the most control in the end.

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Interesting... that Antenna TV network is always on my tv at this point; when I woke up just a while ago, the first and now 2nd episode of Bewitched is on!  I've never seen anything of the debut of that series before.  Elizabeth Montgomery was FINE!  

Anyway, Samantha was trying to keep her witchcraft powers a secret from Darren at first, so initially he had no idea.  Endora shows up on occasion, wondering why she doesn't just make life easier by using her powers....and also not understanding why Sam is happy trying to live like a "normal" housewife.  

 

...haha this is another one they'd do completely different if this show debuted today...especially if it was on a network like CW 😆  Today's version of a Bewitched show would most likely be loaded up with Samantha giving Darren constant snarky attitude and looking down on him as if he's a "defective human" because he's a man....y'know, since women are superior in every conceivable way, obviously.

 

*sheeeitttt, having a wife with magical powers would be pretty damn awesome....though eventually I'd get jealous... I'd want to have the powers too, of course.

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SURE would be nice if I could be perfectly honest about what an annoying, needlessly convoluted mountain of shit idea the Pandemic unemployment benefits idea turned out to be.... and how each and every goddamn day I despise how drastically difficult and slow it has made nearly every detail of how to do this goddamn job.  ...and I bet they won't even bother digging up the statistics on how much rampant fraud this bullshit has made possible, because it's sure to be quite an ugly, embarrassing number.

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4 hours ago, MillionX said:

Interesting... that Antenna TV network is always on my tv at this point; when I woke up just a while ago, the first and now 2nd episode of Bewitched is on!  I've never seen anything of the debut of that series before.  Elizabeth Montgomery was FINE!  

Anyway, Samantha was trying to keep her witchcraft powers a secret from Darren at first, so initially he had no idea.  Endora shows up on occasion, wondering why she doesn't just make life easier by using her powers....and also not understanding why Sam is happy trying to live like a "normal" housewife.  

 

...haha this is another one they'd do completely different if this show debuted today...especially if it was on a network like CW 😆  Today's version of a Bewitched show would most likely be loaded up with Samantha giving Darren constant snarky attitude and looking down on him as if he's a "defective human" because he's a man....y'know, since women are superior in every conceivable way, obviously.

 

*sheeeitttt, having a wife with magical powers would be pretty damn awesome....though eventually I'd get jealous... I'd want to have the powers too, of course.

for some reason this caused me to think of a few things.

 

1:  What was the limit on her powers? Judging from her and her mom (Endora, played by Agnes Moorehead.........another great actress of her time) They were no slouches.  Endora routinely tortured Darren on pretty much every visit.  I remember one time when she stopped sand in an hourglass, one where she caused a rainstorm while Darren was locked outside, and another where she apparently conjured up what looked like a pocket dimension of fire that was conveniently hidden by a door that Darren was about to enter.  It didn't appear that he found the joke to be very funny.  That isn't small potatoes even by today's standards, and this is before we remember their most used ability:  Teleportation.  Just how powerful WERE they!?!?

 

2:  How would she stack up against today's witches?  We'll leave anime witches out and since she's never been shown to go into combat, we'll also leave out attack and defense situations.  here's a scenario I think that would be closer to her nature:  Survival.  That said.........................

If Samantha prime and other witches of the modern era were all stranded on an island (We'll also turn off teleport/instant transmission for about 30 days.)  Would they be able to survive on their powers alone?  Could they simply catch/cook dinner with their powers?  Would they even need to?  I don't remember if Sam has ever whipped up dinner from a snap or not, but we've seen plenty of Telekinesis-like actions, so she might very well be able to make her own "Helping hands" in the kitchen.  Also:  That telekinetic-like ability they have would be great for moving around things like logs, rocks, etc.  Making a shelter would be MUCH easier with that around.  I really don't know what kind of healing abilities they have as I haven't seen nor remember anything that she (Sam Prime) could do on the show.  All in all, I think that a witch would be very handy to have on an island.

 

3:  Witch Vs. Genie, in this case, the one we have all dreamed of.  Who is more powerful?  I discussed a little bit of what Sam was capable of, and now it's time to talk about Barbara Eden's character.  

Just............Geez.  She showed some similar abilities to Sam, but from what I saw her powers were far more centered in matter manipulation.  Just like Sam, she teleports.  A LOT.  on top of that she was constantly warping in objects or warping them out, She can also turn from a human form into smoke, she can shrink herself and others (I never saw her grow anyone above and beyond their natural height, but I wouldn't rule it out.) and she has changed very specific things on people.  In one episode, she changed her husband Major Anthony Nelson's (Her husband played by the legendary Larry Hagman) eyesight from near-sightedness to x-ray like ability to the point where he was able to see through walls, but unfortunately had lost the ability to see what was right in front of him.  lol.  

 

Again, tactical ability wasn't something she did much of, but some other genies (sp?) did yank poor Major Nelson into one or more dimensions where he was subjected to some of the worse environmental extremes available.  I want to say that they (The Genies) can also use telekinetic-like abilities, but I don't remember seeing any episodes where it happened.  Ironically, it was NEVER the main characters who attacked people, but their siblings and/or significant others.  Kinda strange....................

 

Not to make this post too long, but just a little bit of what this made me start thinking about.  Everybody can feel free to jump on it and run with it.

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These kids man... 

 

Student comes to my office to ask me a question, after I answer their question I ask about their shirt:

 

Me; "Is this like Kamen Rider or Ultraman or something?"

Student: "..What?"

Me: "You're shirt! It has a character that has a Tokusatsu/Kaiju movie vibe."

Student: "My shirt? It's from Uniqlo. It's Japanese."

Me:"..Uh-huh... And where's the character from?"

Student: "Uniqlo"

 

Like... Fuck... At least have an inkling of the shit you decide to rep 

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2 hours ago, Deadly_Raver said:

for some reason this caused me to think of a few things.

 

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In those early episodes they showed this morning, Sam and Endora were able to magically conjure seemingly anything out of thin air.  In the new house, they created new chairs and a couch to lay on.  In a survival situation, they'd be good to go... earlier, Sam was able to magically create food from nothing or "fix" it in whatever way is necessary....naturally this would be a huge deal in any survival scenario.  She wins by default just based on that.  A "summon food" magic ability would be pretty damn cool to have....haha and imagine how much money could be saved with that!

 

Just on the now vague memory of how witchcraft was in Vampire Diaries/Originals world over at CW, I imagine they might get destroyed by those witches though... especially the all-powerful Bonnie Bennett.  She could set people on fire with a look and a quick Latin phrase, or seal you up with an invisible magic prison.

 

...reminds me; I remember hearing some grumblings of the supposed mistreatment of "Bonnie" in the show and I'm like nigga please get all the way outta here with that... power-wise she was arguably THE top tier muthafucka on the show; proving to be a critical game-changer, helping to save the day on more than one occasion, and off the top of my head she got at least 3 love interests over the course of the series, and at least 2 out of the 3 (Jeremy and later Enzo) lasted a decent amount of time there.  If anyone could argue about their character getting the shaft on there it would be the guy who played Tyler Lockwood and perhaps the guy playing Enzo.  Tyler especially was a tragically underused character, and could've been a great choice as a major villain in later seasons.

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