The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[iStu X]

1 minute ago, KingTubb said:

I gave up drinking, so I can't even cope in my typical (albeit unhealthy) way. 

Fap. Fap until it’s like powered milk. 

[Deadly_Raver]

37 minutes ago, scorp said:

Rumour and innuendo coming out that Kanye had an affair with Jeffree Star.

 

Please let this be true.

check with the coach in about 15 minutes.  It looks like he's gonna go over it in at least some part.

 

 

[KingTubb]

11 minutes ago, iStu X said:

Fap. Fap until it’s like powered milk

Yo, this reminds me of a craaaazy story:

 

Freshman year of college, my girlfriend, me and a few friends drink a bottle of rum, leave the empty bottle on our suite's common room table and go to a party. One of my roommates stays in for the night to study. He runs out real quick to get his calculator back from a person that borrowed it on our floor, and since he's just a few doors down, leaves the door cracked so he doesn't have to take his key.

 

While he's gone, a nosey RA from another floor is creeping around and sees the bottle on the table through the crack in the door. She busts in and writes up the only person that was in the suite, our suitemate, Twig. 

 

Twig is furious because he doesn't drink and he had nothing to do with it. Before my roommate gets back, Twig starts to FURY FAP with the door wide open to his room fully naked. Home boy was crying. Of course, my roommate who was just down the hall getting his calculator walks in on this site completely confused. 

Twig blames my roommate and they get into a big shouting match. Twig liked me, so he didn't blame me at all.

 

Jokes on him, that dude was a total fuck and I still feel no remorse for him getting written up. 

Edited January 6, 2021 by KingTubb

[AriesWarlock]

1 hour ago, KingTubb said:

I can't even cope in my typical (albeit unhealthy) way. 
 

Listen to some death metal and let out your ANGER

 

 

Edited January 6, 2021 by AriesWarlock

[KingTubb]

16 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

Listen to some death metal and let out your ANGER

you never let me down, homie lol

 

thanks 

[DoctaMario]

6 hours ago, KingTubb said:

Na, we go it alone. 

I dunno, maybe once I have kids and a house (fingers crossed that ever happens) I'll have someone else do it for me. 

I'd go to someone. You're probably paying more than you need to. Even if you just have someone look over previous tax docs to guvr you some ideas, it's not a bad move.

 

5 hours ago, Darc_Requiem said:

My mom does my taxes. I need to learn to do them on my own. I'm spoiled. She worked in budget for 35 years, so I trust her. Every time I turn around, someone seems to be getting screwed by their tax guy.

Not all tax guys are cheats. Mine has saved me thousands. 

Edited January 6, 2021 by DoctaMario

[Lord Vega]

The world is going crazy. How crazy will it get? Exciting times. 

Edited January 6, 2021 by Lord Vega

[Jurassic]

Hopefully this cheers up some people...

Social media companies condemn and restricts Trump's video, but stopped short of saying they would boot him off their services. This includes Facebook, Twitter and Youtube.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/facebook-twitter-youtube-restrict-but-dont-ban-trump-posts-amid-capitol-siege-11609973575

 

 

Edited January 7, 2021 by Jurassic

[RegH81]

Extra.

 

[Darc_Requiem]

Why did someone make a comic out of this and why am I laughing? Gallery link for those don't want to bother with the tag. https://imgur.com/gallery/KSn85oG

 

 

I'll spoiler tag the rest.

Spoiler

 

Edited January 7, 2021 by Darc_Requiem

[Serpent]

3 hours ago, Jurassic said:

Hopefully this cheers up some people...

Social media companies condemn and restricts Trump's video, but stopped short of saying they would boot him off their services. This includes Facebook, Twitter and Youtube.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/facebook-twitter-youtube-restrict-but-dont-ban-trump-posts-amid-capitol-siege-11609973575

 

 

I thought they claimed they were already restricting misinformation and most of these right wingers moved off to parler or some shit.

[Chadouken]

[iStu X]

Dammit Chad 

[M A R T I A N]

Friendly reminder that this tweet is only 2 months old... 

 

 

I swear we're in a goddamn movie.

[Darc_Requiem]

I'd laugh but that shit is sad. On the bright side, if she ever get's a flat tire, she can run a tube from her ear to the tire and be good to go.

Edited January 7, 2021 by Darc_Requiem

[DangerousJ]

 

Edited January 7, 2021 by DangerousJ

[DangerousJ]

[rukawa_kaede]

12 hours ago, Darc_Requiem said:

@SerpentTurboTax people missing out on their $600 though...

i've been using turbotax for several years now i got my 600 as a bank deposit like in 2 days time no problem.

[Reiraku]

18 hours ago, KingTubb said:

Guess I'm not getting the $600 stimmy check cause I used TurboTax last year.

 

Cool.

I used the same last year and got mine.

[TheInfernoman]

confirmed, the US Treasury hates @KingTubb

[Deadly_Raver]

I don't know man.  Smells kinda weird.  My friend hasn't gotten his either and he's been on disability for the past five years at least.  Last year was cool, but not this time.  Me?  I got both of mine within a significant time.

 

On the random games tip, I downloaded a PS4 title called Shift Quantum.  The demo is in the store, so give it a try if you want a new twist on the Puzzle game genre. 

 

 

Edited January 7, 2021 by Deadly_Raver

[KingTubb]

2 hours ago, TheInfernoman said:

confirmed, the US Treasury hates

Got an email this morning from TurboTax that reads more or less as:

"Hey, your money may have been given to someone else. We're trying to figure it out and it should be corrected soon-ish. Also, this is totally the IRS's fault. Don't fucking blame us, the IRS fucked up. Seriously, it was them. We made sure they had the right info and they fucked it up. Seriously." 

 

So there's a chance I might get it in the next week or so, who knows

[Disciple0fAnrky]

 

Which one of you is this with this bullshit line up boi XD

[Deadly_Raver]

OMG.  That cut gives me memory-induced nightmares.  There was this old barbershop in my neighborhood with this guy whom I would SWEAR was a hired assassin.  An old fat dude who was a good guy any other time...................except when you got in that chair. 

 

We never did discover what the problem was.  Perhaps it was something that happened in the old war.  Maybe an ancient curse, or witchcraft.  Perhaps the Government did it to him.  The answer was never known, but one thing we did know is if he got you strapped into that barber's chair, your fate would be as grim as it was inescapable. 

 

He'd do harm to your hair.

He'd mow your fro.

He'd fuck up your fade.

He'd Mangle your Mullet.

He'd unlock your dreads................LONG DICK STYLE!!

 

Basically, he's gonna fuck your shit ALL the hell up!!  No matter the style, he would jack it up.  I got used to being bald all the way to around 8th grade because just about anything else was asking for a miracle.  You think our parents gave a damn?  HELL NAW!!! $5 bucks a head and he gets 'em done quick, so bring 'em in!!  They threw us  and our nappy heads to the blades of the wolf without any thought to our well being.  Life was not fair for younglings back then and you can look at that picture and realize just how bad it could be.

 

 

 

[Disciple0fAnrky]

[M A R T I A N]

Eric Andre is wild lmao 

[OPTIMUS124]

2 hours ago, Angel said:

Which one of you is this with this bullshit line up boi XD

That man got his tape-up done with the sharpest of butter knives. 

[Maxx]

Lol trump just got banned from ig and fb

[Dayaan]

What the hell is this thread?

[DangerousJ]

Just now, Dayaan said:

What the hell is this thread?

 

The new lounge thread, bhaiya..

[Dayaan]

Just now, DangerousJ said:

 

The new lounge thread, bhaiya..

Oy hoy, naya lounge thread? Phichle thread ka kya huwa bc?

[BB_Hoody]

Well this year is off to a legendary start. Does this make Trump worse than Andrew Jackson? 

[Deadly_Raver]

one more time since it obviously needs to be repeated:  one of the topics we don't talk about here is politics.  please take it to the other place.

[BB_Hoody]

49 minutes ago, Deadly_Raver said:

one more time since it obviously needs to be repeated:  one of the topics we don't talk about here is politics.  please take it to the other place.

Oops, my bad

 

[iStu X]

14 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

 

I laughed my ass off during Infinity War when people were reacting to everyone getting snapped. 
 

like, girl, the source material was much worse. Thanos just straight up rips Stark in half lol

 

 Comic book deaths happen all the time and they next to never stick. So I felt absolutely nothing when everyone got snapped and then brought back a movie later. I just laughed at everyone’s reactions. 
 

Edited January 7, 2021 by iStu X

[Lord Vega]

Trump will likely use the insurrection act now. 

[Serpent]

17 hours ago, M A R T I A N said:

Friendly reminder that this tweet is only 2 months old... 

 

 

I swear we're in a goddamn movie.

 

I heard of this chick. Wasn't she whining that no man wants her? I'm surprised people just let her go on that. I would just link her to r/incels or something whenever she tweets if I was on twitter.

[M A R T I A N]

I think the way those characters died is hardly what makes the deaths in Infinity War impactful or emotional for people.

[misterBee]

3 hours ago, iStu X said:

 Comic book deaths happen all the time and they next to never stick. So I felt absolutely nothing when everyone got snapped and then brought back a movie later. I just laughed at everyone’s reactions.

 

Isn't this bad? Consuming too many comics has made you super jaded and unable to feel things.  RIP.

[Lord Vega]

I'm pretty detached and don't feel and think much. I'm not very affected by things anymore. It's peace to be like this. 

Edited January 8, 2021 by Lord Vega

[iStu X]

1 hour ago, misterBee said:

 

Isn't this bad? Consuming too many comics has made you super jaded and unable to feel things.  RIP.

Yup. That’s it. You got me. I’m an unfeeling heartless monster. You figured me out.

Edited January 8, 2021 by iStu X
Not worth explaining and also a colossal waste of my time.

[misterBee]

23 minutes ago, iStu X said:

I can feel things just fine? There’s ton of current comics, shows and games I’m super invested in right now. And it’s not like I just had a 3 day long ptsd trigger panic attack or anything. But sure. I’m an unfeeling monster because reasons. 

 

lol don't take it too seriously.  I was just teasing.

 

I'm skeptical of character deaths too. 

[iStu X]

5 minutes ago, misterBee said:

 

lol don't take it too seriously.  I was just teasing.

 

I'm skeptical of character deaths too. 

Hard to tell on the Internet. I also always get very offended and extremely upset when people call my character into question. I won’t discuss the reasons why but it’s one of the reasons I had my massive panic attack last week. 

Edited January 8, 2021 by iStu X

[AriesWarlock]

Well, Gwen Stacy is never coming back from the dead.

[GreatDarkHero]

KOF is here again. 

 

[AriesWarlock]

Well, those character models look like from the PS3 era. At least Leona has big, jiggly tiddies.

 

 

Edited January 8, 2021 by AriesWarlock

[iStu X]

6 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

Well, Gwen Stacy is never coming back from the dead.

I don’t know if you’re being serious or not because...Spider-Gwen and Gwen-Pool are a thing. 
 

or are you specifically talking 616 Stacy?

[GreatDarkHero]

8 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

Well, those character models look like from the PS3 era. At least Leona has big, jiggly tiddies.

Mah graphix

[misterBee]

I have updated the theme system in a major way.  Please read about it here:

 

 

[AriesWarlock]

44 minutes ago, iStu X said:

I don’t know if you’re being serious or not because...Spider-Gwen and Gwen-Pool are a thing. 
 

or are you specifically talking 616 Stacy?

 

Yes, 616 Stacy. The only one who has died as far as I am aware.