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Faltimar the Dark Level 13

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I cant stand it now.  Just about all bitches shave their muff.  I dont like it.  I like the muff.  I see shaved puss and I just think about changing diapers.  Fucks it all up for me.

 

I like zatalcon.  He's like a dopey not serious weirdo person.  Plus he's not all uptight like a lot of folk here.  If you dont take him seriously (and none of you should) you hardly notice him...just another poster.

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DarkSakul Level 15

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11 hours ago, zatalcon3 said:

I don't get why it is wrong to encourage people here to find love in their hopeless place

Not if they told you NO, and to leave them alone. You been told this multiple times by multiple people to drop it. 

You aren't helping, you are harassing.

At best you are a nuance, at worst at worst its straight up sexual harassment, and it's the shit people take others to court over. 

 

You were told to stop a number of times on SRK. And you been told now, stop. 

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MillionX Level 16

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I was one of the only people that liked Sarah J. Parker back when she was younger...she was never "Magnificent 5" elite material, obviously but she was cute back in her day; I would not have turned it down.

 

One thing that always bugged me about Bette Midler is how noticeably large her head is.  It looks huge whether she's chubby or during her thinner days.  It always stands out to me; like a headbutt from her would be extra powerful.  

 

That Hocus Pocus movie---I never watched it since it just looked too silly to me.

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zatalcon3 Level 11

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1 hour ago, DarkSakul said:

Not if they told you NO, and to leave them alone. You been told this multiple times by multiple people to drop it. 

You aren't helping, you are harassing.

At best you are a nuance, at worst at worst its straight up sexual harassment, and it's the shit people take others to court over. 

 

You were told to stop a number of times on SRK. And you been told now, stop. 

If i was saying date someone who looks like Salma Hayek, you'd have no problem with it. You can't force everyone to be G rated especially some of us come from the hard period of SRK, my posts are nowhere near that level.  I think you just don't like that I have a clap back because you need to throw shit at me for free. Besides, i honestly do care about all of you. I think it's more of helping others feel good for who they are. There is nothing wrong with that. 

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DangerousJ Level 17

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5 hours ago, Faltimar the Dark said:

I cant stand it now.  Just about all bitches shave their muff.  I dont like it.  I like the muff.  I see shaved puss and I just think about changing diapers.  Fucks it all up for me.

 

I like zatalcon.  He's like a dopey not serious weirdo person.  Plus he's not all uptight like a lot of folk here.  If you dont take him seriously (and none of you should) you hardly notice him...just another poster.

Your porn name is Cruz Bustanutte.

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RSG3 Level 18

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I think its hilarious when the dudes not targeted don't understand why those who are want to be left alone. If i want to share my sex life with you I will. Otherwise shut up about it, its none of your business.

 

Its simple. Leave me the fuck alone. Im not your god damn punching bag to make yourself feel better because your life sucks. Its the only thing i can think of to explain why someone would harass other people who ask them to stop. You have dog shit confidence in yourself and have to shit on other people and try to drag them down to make yourself feel better.

 

I'm reminded on calling my cousin out on that and his response being "why you gotta shit on my parade?" The fuck kind of parade is about making other people feel shitty? Your parade is trash and you can leave me the fuck out of it.

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MillionX Level 16

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y'know, it's a bit surprising Disney doesn't dig up Inspector Gadget and try to milk that shit as much as possible. (*do they own it?  I don't know but they seem to own everything these days, unfortunately)....because it already fits certain bandwagon agendas at the moment:

  1. The male protagonist is an incompetent buffoon... a joke of a "hero" that never knows what's going on.
  2. The real hero is the young female side-character "Penny"; she knows everything and is the one that truly saves the day, with her trusted canine companion, "Brain".
  3. The bad guys are mostly dudes who are also shown to be dumbasses 99% of the time.

This combo is right up modern-day Hollywood's alley here.... they don't even have to change anything...other than Penny's race, obviously.... you can't allow her to remain a blonde-haired blue-eyed white girl.  This is the only thing they'd have to "fix" for a new movie or show....and maybe they give her a GBF too for the other representation points and there ya go.  They could go the extra mile and give Dr. Claw a far more intelligent female assistant so he can be shown what to do as well. 

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RSG3 Level 18

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Just now, DangerousJ said:

I knew the movie would be ASS when I saw  Dr Claw fully revealed on the poster. 

 

Plus, that franchise seems more suited to animation with all the powers ,vehicles,and slapstick elements imo.

In live action when a person's body starts popping open and all kinds of weird shit starts coming out of him it's not charming or funny, it's fucking creepy. When he's looking at his hand and his fingers pop open and out comes a screw driver, bubbles, a fucking toothbrush, it's super unnerving on top of how they never got content to do any of that to him in the first place. 

 

It's probably that I invest too much Cyberpunk content so all I really see is a dude who got augmented against his will and they felt fit to give him a toothbrush and shit. 

 

Deus Ex Human Revolution covers this really well with Adam Jensen, augged without content and he has to live with it forever. 

 

I understand Inspector Gadget was a comedy and those other stories are dramas but the comedy didn't work me, it all fell flat, and Gadget was super creepy all around imo. 

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RSG3 Level 18

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1 minute ago, J-ride said:

There were TWO live action inspector gadgets.  The second one went straight to video.  I remember it being pretty bad but I haven't seen it in a long time.

 

I refused to see this one. I don't like that actor to begin with and how much I hated the first... Drake Pass. 

 

That's French Stewart right?

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MillionX Level 16

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Oh yeah, this is the other problem I just thought of... assuming it would be Disney to do it... since they no longer care about doing any animated stuff... everything has to be live action soooo they'd absolutely do another live-action Inspector Gadget if they had plans to bring this IP back....and as you guys pointed out, live-action is a horrible choice for Inspector Gadget.

 

*Random old toy memory--- I had a lot of those little "M.U.S.C.L.E." figures... and I still have some even now... there was a time where I started burning them...the goal there was to melt them to change the form; basically "mutating" them in my imagination.  Sometimes it actually did achieve an interesting result.  A microwave would've been ideal but I figured it would cause a lingering smell and of course I'd get in trouble for it....so I usually burned them with a lighter or over the stove.  It would be nice if I could still get those in regular stores; the last time I saw them was some years ago in Gamestop, which was a surprise; I bought that pack immediately of course....good thing because I've never seen them again since....and never anywhere other than Gamestop.

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zatalcon3 Level 11

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51 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

I think its hilarious when the dudes not targeted don't understand why those who are want to be left alone. If i want to share my sex life with you I will. Otherwise shut up about it, its none of your business.

 

Its simple. Leave me the fuck alone. Im not your god damn punching bag to make yourself feel better because your life sucks. Its the only thing i can think of to explain why someone would harass other people who ask them to stop. You have dog shit confidence in yourself and have to shit on other people and try to drag them down to make yourself feel better.

 

I'm reminded on calling my cousin out on that and his response being "why you gotta shit on my parade?" The fuck kind of parade is about making other people feel shitty? Your parade is trash and you can leave me the fuck out of it.


This is why i said before that many here would not survive the old shoryuken. My posts are not even on the same level as most of the people we had in the FGC, it's not even on the same level as yours. You don't see me run to a mod when you guys attack me with the most personal shit all because I don't ride the bandwagon on todays society views. You all can say shit about me and my life but I can't recommend dating fat undesirable females? 

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RSG3 Level 18

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6 minutes ago, zatalcon3 said:


This is why i said before that many here would not survive the old shoryuken. My posts are not even on the same level as most of the people we had in the FGC, it's not even on the same level as yours. You don't see me run to a mod when you guys attack me with the most personal shit all because I don't ride the bandwagon on todays society views. You all can say shit about me and my life but I can't recommend dating fat undesirable females? 

Fuck off bro, I did survive old Shoryuken. I was there in 04 up until the day that shit died. Im almost 40 now. Im not a fucking teenager who finds harassing people online or being harassed online is a good way to spend time. I grew up, do the same you pathetic fuck. You're not ribbing people, you're being an asshole. No you cant recommend people fuck fat females when they tell you to stop doing that. To persist is you being an asshole.

 

This isnt 2004 Shoryuken where nonstop verbal abuse against people was considered a pass time, stop pretending it is. You live in the past. Move on. I dont want to survive early SRK again, I already did that dumb fuck shit when i was a dumb fuck kid.

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OPTIMUS124 Level 16

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21 minutes ago, Crucades said:

R Kelly just been slammed with 30 years in prison? Man thats a whole lotta rape. Guys a fucking monster I hope he likes shivs 😂

 

You gotta wonder what will happen to his enablers. 

 

 

9 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

This isnt 2004 Shoryuken where nonstop verbal abuse against people was considered a pass time, stop pretending it is. You live in the past. Move on. I dont want to survive early SRK again, I already did that dumb fuck shit when i was a dumb fuck kid.

 

 

"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."

-Muhammad Ali

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Crucades Level 10

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9 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

This isnt 2004 Shoryuken where nonstop verbal abuse against people was considered a pass time, stop pretending it is. You live in the past. Move on. I dont want to survive early SRK again, I already did that dumb fuck shit when i was a dumb fuck kid.

 

I cosign this, like SRK was funny AF at times but I really like the more chilled vibes we got in here, feels good to be back actually. Also am 40 too, reading through dumb opinionated bullshit is tiresome and I really cba responding too it no matter how annoying it is. Might actually go for a nap right now.

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zatalcon3 Level 11

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13 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Fuck off bro, I did survive old Shoryuken. I was there in 04 up until the day that shit died. Im almost 40 now. Im not a fucking teenager who finds harassing people online or being harassed online is a good way to spend time. I grew up, do the same you pathetic fuck. You're not ribbing people, you're being an asshole. No you cant recommend people fuck fat females when they tell you to stop doing that. To persist is you being an asshole.

 

This isnt 2004 Shoryuken where nonstop verbal abuse against people was considered a pass time, stop pretending it is. You live in the past. Move on. I dont want to survive early SRK again, I already did that dumb fuck shit when i was a dumb fuck kid.

That is odd. How can you come from 04 Srk and then get all sensitive about fat ugly girls? You also are hypocrite, you make all sorts of personal attacks when you disagree with someone, now when you are counterable you get all salty, overdramatic, play victim, and go to a mod. You are just mad that I adapted and became clever on how to deal and counter some of you. I don't see why you are so over dramatic, dating fat ugly girls isn't that much of an insult. 

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RSG3 Level 18

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Its incredible how fucking stuuuuuupid you are. Im not sensitive to fat girl recommendations. Im sick and tired of you being a sexually harassing bully who wont leave people alone long after they told you to leave them the fuck alone. You're a fucking bully. Wax nostalgic about how loved you where for being a bully on SRK all you want, it doesn't change that we where massive bully assholes who chased tons of people off the forum because we derived pleasure in making other people feel shitty. Well I'm almost 40 now. Its not entertaining anymore, its kinda fucking embarrassing in fact. That its been 20 years since SRK launched and ultimately died and you're still behaving like you did in 01. Its pathetic. Grow the fuck up Zat. I may make a personal pot shot from time to time but if they tell me to stop, i stop, I'm a bully shit head like you are. You're not a therapist. No one asked you for your advice. No one here wants you help with anything. Just stop. Stop being a bully dude. Its been 22 years since that SRK behavior was acceptable.

 

Move on.

 

Edit: Oh and I take personal shots at you because that's all you do to anyone else. Yea sometimes i go to the mod, your behavior is vile and you shoulda been banned from here forever ago. I went to mods over users shitty behavior on SRK to. Fucking cry moar about you being dick slapped for your shitty behavior you've been told to stop engaging in multiple times. Fucking cry baby.

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Darc_Requiem Level 19

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15 minutes ago, Crucades said:

 

I cosign this, like SRK was funny AF at times but I really like the more chilled vibes we got in here, feels good to be back actually. Also am 40 too, reading through dumb opinionated bullshit is tiresome and I really cba responding too it no matter how annoying it is. Might actually go for a nap right now.

Megashock-era Crucades....

 

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zatalcon3 Level 11

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19 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Its incredible how fucking stuuuuuupid you are. Im not sensitive to fat girl recommendations. Im sick and tired of you being a sexually harassing bully who wont leave people alone long after they told you to leave them the fuck alone. You're a fucking bully. Wax nostalgic about how loved you where for being a bully on SRK all you want, it doesn't change that we where massive bully assholes who chased tons of people off the forum because we derived pleasure in making other people feel shitty. Well I'm almost 40 now. Its not entertaining anymore, its kinda fucking embarrassing in fact. That its been 20 years since SRK launched and ultimately died and you're still behaving like you did in 01. Its pathetic. Grow the fuck up Zat. I may make a personal pot shot from time to time but if they tell me to stop, i stop, I'm a bully shit head like you are. You're not a therapist. No one asked you for your advice. No one here wants you help with anything. Just stop. Stop being a bully dude. Its been 22 years since that SRK behavior was acceptable.

 

Move on.

 

Edit: Oh and I take personal shots at you because that's all you do to anyone else. Yea sometimes i go to the mod, your behavior is vile and you shoulda been banned from here forever ago. I went to mods over users shitty behavior on SRK to. Fucking cry moar about you being dick slapped for your shitty behavior you've been told to stop engaging in multiple times. Fucking cry baby.

I'm crying? You are the one being so overdramatic, you calling it sexual harassment is an exaggeration. It's a fucking forum joke.  Stop being a hypocrite, you have a history of going around making various personal attacks especially towards me for many years yet something so simple causes you to cry as if you are being violated. You are not being bullied or harassed, calm the fuck down. You are telling me to grow up but you are the getting all serious and upset over a fat joke.  I think you are salty over the fact that you just can't shit on me like before and you need me disarmed so you can start flaming me with whatever with no retaliation on my end. 

 

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Crucades Level 10

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8 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

Megashock-era Crucades....

 

Man fuck that am not that sensitive. Id love to be am just way more chilled out now. I dropped my exhaustive research into ebonics a few years ago and took up mountaineering instead, met a black guy that climbs Scottish mountains. It kinda ripped the veil apart, shattered my dreams. This black dude was a normal person who does the exact same shit I do.

 

 Funny enough black people arent nothing like they are portrayed in media, I just took a step back and said fuck it, the world is truly flat. It was like a massive spoiler to the best book of all time that i was nearly finished reading.

 

My new thing is way better, I work 40 hours a week and on my day off I go and climb some Munroes. Change is inevitable.

 

Heres some random shit of me hiking in Skye https://www.instagram.com/p/CTWWGhBjfaN/

 

You just gotta take a deep breath and not be like Zat, its the way forward.

 

 

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RSG3 Level 18

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18 minutes ago, zatalcon3 said:

I'm crying?

Yes you are crying that you are being held accountable for your dog shit behavior. You are crying that people go to the mods when you're being a huge asshole.

 

I would love to see all the proof of me spending years going around specifically harassing people, especially you, since i never talked to your ass until Megashock. That would be really fascinating to see.

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axeman61 Level 14

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6 minutes ago, Genghis_Dong said:

My issue with zat is that it's the same dumb shit every single time.  "Don't jerk off go fuck a fat chick". The shtick got old after the first time reading it. Get some new material friend.

That's my issue too, from what I see in quotes. It's all him saying  "fuck a fat girl" and cosplaying as a giant dumbass. Shit just gets old, but he seems committed, so I say just ignore him.

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zatalcon3 Level 11

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30 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Yes you are crying that you are being held accountable for your dog shit behavior. You are crying that people go to the mods when you're being a huge asshole.

 

I would love to see all the proof of me spending years going around specifically harassing people, especially you, since i never talked to your ass until Megashock. That would be really fascinating to see.

Funny how a guy who went to a mod because of fat jokes is pointing fingers at who is crying. You are a drama king.

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zatalcon3 Level 11

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26 minutes ago, Genghis_Dong said:

 "Don't jerk off go fuck a fat chick"

There is a deep meaning in that.   

I've been to other forums where some person is showing depression and discontent and many would advice them to find their significant other. No one gets accused for harassment.

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