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The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition


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3 hours ago, Sonichuman said:

Oh lord....um...I don't know what happened to her cells but she needs to do some skin treatments or SOMETHING.

 

Not necessarily! I was a fat kid. All you need to do is lose weight, or at least face fat. The best thing about cutting down is seeing your jaw pop out, but if you're like me and naturally have a strong neck, the sharpest part of your jaw doesn't pop, no matter how low in fat you are (the neck muscles overshadow this and make it harder for light to hit in a way that creates a harder shadow, thus the jawline). Instead of relying on the bone, you can increase the size of your jaw muscles by mewing, doing jaw exercises using something like a Jawforce, or, if you're like me, you can chew gum for 6 hrs a day on weekdays. That is literally the most foolproof way to get your jaw to stick out and lose face fat. It's also the healthiest because it doesn't interfere with your skin's need to keep producing more... skin - surgeries can do this to some people leading to extensive medical aftercare - and conditions your skin to tighten around your face naturally! This reduces the effects of aging, which in turn saves you a ton of money - and skin conditioning health - in the long run by reducing your need for more protective products!

 

In short, make good dietary decisions, carve out 5 minutes a day for a jaw exercise of passively exercise it with gum for long periods, and you won't look like you're 30 - ever!

 

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I should probably make it clear that her name and tag are both poking fun at her weight and appearance. If you are mature enough to do that, then you are also mature enough to know the problems associated with obesity. Whether or not she is medically obese or at significant risk of any major conditions is known to her, and she makes the choices to either improve or degrade her life (and even these are determined relative to her own perspectives on life). So my advice only applies if you feel the desire to make a change, not if you're forced to. FWIW I think she made a top tier joke post!

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4 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

Joy Reid Calls Thanksgiving a ‘Simplistic Fairytale’ That Republicans Need Because it ‘Erases the Genocide’

 

 

What is it about people named "Joy" that they are usually the most miserable people? I had an ex by that name and it was the same deal, and to this day I have never met a woman named Joy where that name was at all appropriate. Should have just named them "Black Hole."

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5 hours ago, DoctaMario said:

What is it about people named "Joy" that they are usually the most miserable people? I had an ex by that name and it was the same deal, and to this day I have never met a woman named Joy where that name was at all appropriate. Should have just named them "Black Hole."


I know a girl and a drag queen both called Joy. They were full of joy in their 20s but developed depression in their 30s. Think it's the universe having a wink at us.

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9 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

For an organization that has been so astonishingly terrible at their core mission they've created more meat-eaters than activists, you have to admire their stubborn dedication to changing absolutely nothing, passionately and arrogant, smug self-righteousness, year after year.


I liked them when they were about stopping the fur industry in the 90s with Pamela Anderson as a spokesperson, but this unholy alliance with the veganism movement just pushed them over the edge this century.

 

 

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8 hours ago, DoctaMario said:

What is it about people named "Joy" that they are usually the most miserable people? I had an ex by that name and it was the same deal, and to this day I have never met a woman named Joy where that name was at all appropriate. Should have just named them "Black Hole."

I've had a theory for years that giving kids "virtue" names sets them up to develop some sort of deeply cynical backlash.  Probably from the disappointment of the world not living up to the implicit expectations that come with that.

 

Like, back in high school I noticed that if you were really desperate to get laid all you really had to do was be even a little bit nice to any girl named Chastity.

 

Shit,  I also went to high school with a girl named Liberty, and I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out now that she's deep into bondage SM culture or similar.

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57 minutes ago, Reticently said:

I've had a theory for years that giving kids "virtue" names sets them up to develop some sort of deeply cynical backlash.  Probably from the disappointment of the world not living up to the implicit expectations that come with that.

 

Like, back in high school I noticed that if you were really desperate to get laid all you really had to do was be even a little bit nice to any girl named Chastity.

 

Shit,  I also went to high school with a girl named Liberty, and I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out now that she's deep into bondage SM culture or similar.

Ive had a similar theory actually, although I knew a Chastity in high school that I am pretty sure lived up to the name but she got married pretty early. She helped me get out of school on senior skip day by pretending to be my mom and telling the office I had explosive diarrhea. I knew a "Chassidy" who was a bit of a slut in that using sex to get love kind of way so I guess that balanced it out a bit if you count her name as a bastardized branch of the original.

 

In keeping with the theory though, there was another chick in high school named "Verity" who, from what I remember, was known to be anything but truthful. Strangely enough, I've never known it to be a thing with dudes, mainly women.

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1 hour ago, Reticently said:

 

 

 

The Ohio State University engineers at work!  Though I'd be interested in knowing whose at fault for this is because there is usually a ton of structural engineering that gets greenlit before you can add floors to a building.

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yeah, I knew of a "Chastity"(spelled differently of course) and she was about as loose and easy as one can expect of a typical hoodrat stereotype.  She was pregnant before high school... I think it was 8th grade, actually.  She was also one of those sad cases that peaked early in life in terms of looks.  She was already over the hill with declining looks by 10th or 11th grade....I'm sure that the fact of having a kid already doesn't help matters there; typically the teen moms start to look "old" super-fast in life.... a real shame there.  She wasn't as severe a case as this other girl I'll abbreviate as "N" though (*her name is incredibly "unique" as per usual with hoodrats)... she also had a kid before high school.  By 11th and 12th grade, she already had that "middle aged mom" look going on.  She was actually better looking than "Chastity", I thought... kinda like a mini-version of Vanessa Williams but with a short hairstyle.

 

...some more Debbie Downer shit while I reminisce on old times--- the older students when I was in junior high going to high school looked so much better than my generation when we got to be the "upper class" students... it was quite noticeable to me, at least.  The seniors when I was in 8th and 9th grade actually looked like adults already...those girls were HOT....girls walking around looking like Halle Berry, Nicole Ari Parker, Toni Braxton... or the girls from "A Different World", etc.  My school even had a bit of a reputation for having some of the finest girls... but I guess it was on a downward trend, with each new class not looking as good as the previous one.  With my class as the seniors----the % of girls that looked good was way down; it was a tragedy what happened there.... good thing college/university would truly be "A Different World" though... the women on campus there were on a new level and it was insane.

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1 minute ago, MillionX said:

yeah, I knew of a "Chastity"(spelled differently of course) and she was about as loose and easy as one can expect of a typical hoodrat stereotype.  She was pregnant before high school... I think it was 8th grade, actually.  She was also one of those sad cases that peaked early in life in terms of looks.  She was already over the hill with declining looks by 10th or 11th grade....I'm sure that the fact of having a kid already doesn't help matters there; typically the teen moms start to look "old" super-fast in life.... a real shame there.  She wasn't as severe a case as this other girl I'll abbreviate as "N" though (*her name is incredibly "unique" as per usual with hoodrats)... she also had a kid before high school.  By 11th and 12th grade, she already had that "middle aged mom" look going on.  She was actually better looking than "Chastity", I thought... kinda like a mini-version of Vanessa Williams but with a short hairstyle.

 

...some more Debbie Downer shit while I reminisce on old times--- the older students when I was in junior high going to high school looked so much better than my generation when we got to be the "upper class" students... it was quite noticeable to me, at least.  The seniors when I was in 8th and 9th grade actually looked like adults already...those girls were HOT....girls walking around looking like Halle Berry, Nicole Ari Parker, Toni Braxton... or the girls from "A Different World", etc.  My school even had a bit of a reputation for having some of the finest girls... but I guess it was on a downward trend, with each new class not looking as good as the previous one.  With my class as the seniors----the % of girls that looked good was way down; it was a tragedy what happened there.... good thing college/university would truly be "A Different World" though... the women on campus there were on a new level and it was insane.

When I was in in high school, all the boys were pretty!

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32 minutes ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

Why would it even come to that? 

 

Also the folks saying they will buy a phone from Elon's shop have no real understanding of how those software platforms work. 

Yes definitely trust the phone made by the guy who locks you out of your car when your battery dies and you need to spend 26k on a new one. 

 

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What do different colors do to solve the core problem that you don't know if the person is the person? Off topic, I love how these right-wing retards clearly live in their own reality and Elon bought into it hook, line, and sinker. Fool drank their Kool-Aid and is losing more of his reputation and money by the minute. Edit: I didn't read the whole tweet. He says they'll be manually authenticated. So really, we're back to what it was before Elon, but now you have to pay too.

 

Anyway, that wasn't my intended question. My question is: as someone who's more into computers and electronics than other things, should I be looking for some last minute deal on Black Friday (surfing amazon), or just wait for Cyber Monday?

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1 hour ago, axeman61 said:

My question is: as someone who's more into computers and electronics than other things, should I be looking for some last minute deal on Black Friday (surfing amazon), or just wait for Cyber Monday?

Does it matter? IMO both days are one in the same. Just look through what you believe is the best deal. I have never seen anything on sale That made me go "oh man! I should have bought it on Black Friday!" 

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haha she was 40 when that dude was born.... already "middle-age" status before that guy was old enough to start going to school 😆  

Cher was pretty damn fine back in her prime though... despite the flaw of having absolutely NO booty.  Normally that's a rather severe flaw but she still looked good, imo.

 

Oh Ringo is live about that Shanquella case again...

*whoah so if that IG post is actually Dajane (the so-called "friend" that was on video savagely beating her)... she posted that she's innocent and only doing *paid* interviews....

*also---possible extradition:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/mexican-prosecutors-seek-extradition-of-shanquella-robinson-suspect-as-call-for-justice-grows/ar-AA14ySiB

 

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11 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

 

Elon has no idea what he is doing. Taking random business advice from other people and making public declarations of changes he has left unfulfilled. Earlier this week he gave up on a moderation council, blaming the civil rights groups that he had conferences with.

 

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/11/musk-breaks-promise-to-form-twitter-moderation-panel-blames-activists/

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A new phone solves nothing.

 

This is why VPN ads make me laugh. Yes, you route your connection through another city, through another country in another continent. Congratulations. Now the websites you visit have your name, your hardware information, your operating software information, your cookie preferences and more - but now you look like you're searching from France! They will never get you now! Mwahahaha!

 

What a joke.

 

You are still giving up most of your information and identifiers. Want to know a great way to obscure your information? Use a fresh system, install Arch Linux, configure a Virtual Machine, configure a Virtual Machine inside your Virtual Machine, use pseudonyms throughout, use cookie blockers, manually block all cookies, throw in a hypervisor config at some point and then you can start browsing. And even then, your interactions with the website will be logged, and while the data is not an accurate representation of you, it is still recording what happens. The only way to get even more secure is to renounce your marriage and go celibate since this is a truly bitchless endeavour anyway.

 

The reality is, even if Elon's phone truly didn't collect data for him, you'd still be giving your data up somehow because it is simply not cost effective or user-friendly enough to make a phone that uses hardware to make it as heavy as industry wireless landlines from before they stopped coloring Batman's cowl blue.

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1 hour ago, DangerousJ said:

 

I  hope SWBeta is keeping up with TF: Rise of the Beasts news....

 

Rumor: Possible first look at Optimus Primal robot mode?

 

 

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So is this what we are getting @EvilCanadianwhen his 200K subscribers? Jokes aside, I remember him stream with a gorilla mask in the past. The Optimus Primal mask is cooler both in a design sense and as well as literally. He could have his gorilla aesthetic without cooking himself. 

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25 minutes ago, TheInfernoman said:

If you logged into anything online, someone (private or government) has your info. Online or anonymous, pick one (sadly this is becoming les of an option day by day)

Neither matter. Anonymity make it harder for other users to identify you, but you are still identifiable to the websites, which is the core issue at hand. Even so, it sucks that anonymity is becoming less of an option even among user-to-user interactions. I say this while using my actual name on almost all the websites I use. Even if your usage is low like mine, it doesn't matter. You're screwed.

 

Unfortunately, user-to-user interactions don't make up much of those privacy exploitations. The chances of anyone doing anything malicious to me on the basis of my name and location are very low (but nonzero). The chances of my information being exploited for cash that I am not entitled to is absolutely 100%. Even this wouldn't be as big an issue to me as the data "leaks" are. You're telling me that information that I don't want to be sold is accidentally available to other megacorps who I also don't want to have my info and in this whole trail of chicanery I don't even accidentally profit off of myself?

 

The privacy world is as screwed as online multiplayer on consoles is (I pay for the console, I pay for the game, I pay for the internet, I pay for the monitor, yet I must still pay Sony a monthly subscription to use the things I already paid for?).

 

There is one way to circumvent all of this. Do as @Chadoukensaid. Turn on incognito mode. It will delete all megacorps from existence.

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