The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[HD-Man]

Days like this makes me glad Megashock exists, even if we disagree on issues here we can generally stick to the actual topic and focus on what actually matters, that shit is nearly impossible on social media

 

Me: "I'm not sure if Bidan or Trump is the way to go next term, we need some new blood with fresh ideas to steer our county to a better world. Retreading the same stuff won't change anything here" 

 

Facebook : "You spelled Biden wrong, dawg"

 

Me: 🤦🏾‍♂️

[DangerousJ]

Those guys in those gifs have some nice DSLs. 

 

I wonder if they are related to Jay Z.

[RSG3]

1 hour ago, zatalcon3 said:

I just really wish you would stfu and go make yourself happy

Dude stop fucking lying. You're here to be an asshole and give people shit because you're a fucking loser, or you're a fat ugly shit bag who can't get laid because you're a fucking loser. 

 

Either way you're a fucking loser and don't care about anyone here. The absolute least you could do is have funny come backs along with your terrible gimmick but your fat ugly ass is too lazy to do even that.

Edited March 27, 2022 by RSG3

[OPTIMUS124]

1 hour ago, HD-Man said:

Days like this makes me glad Megashock exists, even if we disagree on issues here we can generally stick to the actual topic and focus on what actually matters, that shit is nearly impossible on social media

 

Me: "I'm not sure if Bidan or Trump is the way to go next term, we need some new blood with fresh ideas to steer our county to a better world. Retreading the same stuff won't change anything here" 

 

Facebook : "You spelled Biden wrong, dawg"

 

Me: 🤦🏾‍♂️

Social media is becoming worse and worse each day. I don't care what side of the bridge you are on Dem vs. Rep, V8 vs. EV, Pineapple vs no pineapple; it all devolves into a personal attack. People need to stop making the things they like a core pillar of their identity. 

[DangerousJ]

[Saikyotic]

British people encountering flavor

Edited March 27, 2022 by Saikyotic

[RSG3]

6 minutes ago, Saikyotic said:

British people encountering flavor

Bro does that post say they love spicy food like Ketchup? 

 

Ketchup is sweet not spicy wtf?

[Hawkingbird]

I ride an electric bike to work. About a 15 minute ride and get some exercise in.

[zatalcon3]

2 hours ago, RSG3 said:

Dude stop fucking lying. You're here to be an asshole and give people shit because you're a fucking loser, or you're a fat ugly shit bag who can't get laid because you're a fucking loser. 

 

Either way you're a fucking loser and don't care about anyone here. The absolute least you could do is have funny come backs along with your terrible gimmick but your fat ugly ass is too lazy to do even that.

I care about you bro. My ways of humanitarianism is unorthodox but it is practical. The truth is I care about the future of the human race and want a world in where our children can be happy with out the ills of bad and dumb shit. That is why I see that 30+ year old men who jack off as a problem. It's evolution.

Look at the Catholic church, many of their priests are going crazy and end up becoming pedophiles and it's all due to their hormones exploding because they are denying the biology made through evolution. Some priests used to fuck statues in the past to relieve their hormones, while others where reported to dive into a thorn bush.. you don't need to do any of that, just stop jacking off and date a fat ugly girl, problem solved. 

[RSG3]

I suggest you stop sexually harassing the users here. 

[OPTIMUS124]

47 minutes ago, zatalcon3 said:

I care about you bro. My ways of humanitarianism is unorthodox but it is practical.

Unorthodox yes.

 

Practical . . . to be debated. I find it hard to disagree with one of the best comedians out right now. 

 

 

Champagne of Victory 🤣

Edited March 27, 2022 by OPTIMUS124

[HD-Man]

Is it me or do all kids instinctively know to punch dudes square in the nuts? How they have the inate ability I will never know 🤣

[Jion_Wansu]

On 3/25/2022 at 3:04 PM, Hecatom said:

Who the fuck is Lizzo? lol

zatalcon3's girl.

[RSG3]

14 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Is it me or do all kids instinctively know to punch dudes square in the nuts? How they have the inate ability I will never know 🤣

Their hight let's them roll a Nat 20 on your nut sack bro.

 

You swing for what's in range. 

Edited March 27, 2022 by RSG3

[zatalcon3]

1 hour ago, Dayaan said:

Bro, I'm black

[Sonero]

3 minutes ago, zatalcon3 said:

Bro, I'm black

 

[DoctaMario]

2 hours ago, RSG3 said:

Bro does that post say they love spicy food like Ketchup? 

 

Ketchup is sweet not spicy wtf?

There's spicy curry ketchup in addition to the spicy ketchup they have at places like Whataburger that I could see having a fair bit of heat for someone who isn't used to eating spicy stuff.

[OPTIMUS124]

5 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

There's spicy curry ketchup in addition to the spicy ketchup they have at places like Whataburger that I could see having a fair bit of heat for someone who isn't used to eating spicy stuff.

but you know that's not at all what they meant 🤣

[RSG3]

29 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

There's spicy curry ketchup in addition to the spicy ketchup they have at places like Whataburger that I could see having a fair bit of heat for someone who isn't used to eating spicy stuff.

Yea but that's specifically spicy Ketchup. He said Ketchup was spicy. Not spicy Ketchup just Ketchup. 

[OPTIMUS124]

10 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Yea but that's specifically spicy Ketchup. He said Ketchup was spicy. Not spicy Ketchup just Ketchup. 

Tangy perhaps. . . but spicy. . .?