15 signs that you're a beta male

Deadly_Raver · June 9, 2018

that above is the video/reason we're all gathered here today. For those of you who don't have the time right now, the TL;DR is below:

1) You don't feel like your life is getting better by the day

2) You never faced your bullies

3) You rely on others (family, friends) to make decisions for you

4) You are physically weak

5) You get friend zoned

6) You can't say no and stand your ground

7) Your friends make fun of you / don't treat you as an equal

8 ) Your existence largely centers around pastimes (video games, movies, shows, etc)

9) You make excuses

10) You have no sense of style

11) You don't look at people in the eye when you talk to them / you get nervous around people

12) You barely have any sex / you have bad sex

13) You actually have a big ego, but you can't control it / it is fragile

14) You are a follower

15) You feel offended by this video

It seems that it's time for Dr. Raver to get the scalpel out.

1) You don't feel like your life is getting better by the day

Welcome to depression. Also, some people are happy where they are. This means NOTHING as far as who that person is. Sometimes you take the day off. Does that mean you're a beta male..................or that you might be retired? NEXT!!

2) You never faced your bullies

While I feel this is important to a child to do, it is only important to do it as a child IMO. I mean what, Are you a 20,30, 40-something year old man running around still looking to beat up ol' Hank Henshaw for knocking you into the mud back in 1st grade, then I must say to you to get on with your life.

3) You rely on others (family, friends) to make decisions for you

It depends on what, how much, and why you are relying on them. I will always ask my good friend for plumbing advice considering he was a master plumber, I don't think that makes me a beta male. Now, if my life would be shut down while waiting on advice from people, then that is a problem. Also, it'll most certainly annoy those other people.

4) You are physically weak

So much for body positivity eh? I guess when you're a man you're not,"Beautiful at any size." It's almost like people prefer certain types and images......................................

But don't you dare tell two-ton tina that she's fat or you'll be locked up.

Back on topic: Let's face it. I'm only about 5'6". I'm am NOT going to be able to lift as much as the strongest powerlifters no matter what I do, legal or illegal, and this is before we get into the various diseases which can limit a person, such as Asthma or MS or Tourettes. Trying to put a label on someone for that is just another reason why a lot of people are turning away from Society.

You should look after your health, but not for the sake of anyone other than you. Fuck what they think of you because you're the one that has to do the work.

5) You get friend zoned

I swear, of all the.........................................

so basically, you want men to accept being a beta because some woman refuses to see him as more than a "friend"? Fuck you dead in the face.

Look dudes. If you're not getting what you want from this girl or that one, Keep going if that is your desire or cut them off. The ONLY person who can put you in the friend zone is YOU. DO NOT FORGET THAT!!!

6) You can't say no and stand your ground

I almost want to get the gif out, but I won't.

How are these mother fuckers gonna tell you to,"Stand your ground" at the same time they're trying to use shame and guilt to push you into line with the "Alpha Male" herd? You want to go over to see this, but the crowd says no. You know that if we stay with this deal, we can make a lot of money, but the crowd has spoken and you've been outvoted. Tonight's sci-fi night, but they "Insist" on watching other shit? Fuck 'em. Ditch them bitches.

7) Your friends make fun of you / don't treat you as an equal

................................These people are not your friends. NEXT!!!

8 ) Your existence largely centers around pastimes (video games, movies, shows, etc)

"And. Here. We. Go." - The Joker

Would one of you want to explain to me how your time spent on videogames makes you a "Beta"? In fact, let's just stop with this bullshit ass,"Beta" nonsense and call it correctly. They mean LOSER. They want to call you a LOSER, but that would ruffle the feathers and drop the viewership into the dirt. Look. If your pasttime is how you make money, then so be it. If you simply work so that you can enjoy your pasttime, then so be it. What if someone's favorite past time is travel? Or modelling? or the Casino? Oh, THAT'S okay because this is something that is approved of in Society, mainly because you have to go outside to do these things, not something you can do from the privacy and comfort (And relative cheapness) of your own home. These fuckers think they're slick.............

9) You make excuses

Now here is one I cannot argue against and must indeed argue for. If you intend to go anywhere in life, even to your front door, you have to stop making excuses. To be honest, constantly making excuses will almost certainly cause you to become a loser. It damn sure will cause you to be unhappy when you turn around and look at how many things you could have done were it not for making excuses. This won't matter if you're an alpha, beta, or any other part of the alphabet posee.

10) You have no sense of style

Again, If you don't look like what we want, we'll label you a LOSER. Now, I would dare say that having a nice suit around will make you feel nice, but I could very well be wrong. Also, You wearing nice, well-made clothes is a signal to everyone, including the gold diggers, that you have nice, well-made clothes. Just sayin.

11) You don't look at people in the eye when you talk to them / you get nervous around people

It Could mean you are shy, or that you were raised in an area where that was discouraged. If you do indeed get nervous around people, then it is up to you to determine the best course of action to fix this problem, if you even perceive it to be a problem.

12) You barely have any sex / you have bad sex

Mr. Heston? It's that time.

You KNEW this was coming. Ray Charles saw that one coming. Come to think of it, I'm surprised he hasn't been #MeToo'ed yet.

It's always about pussy. No matter how far you go, no matter which direction you go, no matter what the people say, It's always about the pussy. You can't be "Alpha" unless get some pussy and if you want the pussy, YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME!! 🤣

Gather 'round my boys. I'm going to tell you what happens when you finally get laid.

Spoiler

..............Nothing. Not ONE DAMN THING. No music, no power up, no trophy, There's no party for you, and nobody is going to congratulate you with a pat on a back and nobody is going to give you an "Alpha" badge. Your bills won't go away and you may have just created another one, if not several more. You'll feel different for a few seconds or minutes depending on what may or may not be in your system at the time, but that's pretty much it.

You squirted semen into some chick, or on her.

Now for the BAD news:

From this point on you're a potential target for any number of sexual assault allegations. I mentioned above that you might end up on the hook for child care, but here's the kicker. It might not even be your child. You see, this society that praises the "Alpha" male also enjoys tearing them down. If there is one staple of the gossip circle, it's the deadbeat dad. I hope you aren't rich and I certainly hope you didn't marry her because if you did..........................

roses are flowers, violets are too.

OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU.

Yes. Your life as you knew it is pretty much DEAD. She's got you by your alpha balls and the second you step out of line, she'll divorce rape your ass with the government's help. Do you know how to spell Alimony? You'll learn. Also, if you thought the child was expensive when you were living together, just wait until you see how much they cost when she wins custody of them. 🤣 But.................You got the pussy, so you're an Alpha. 👍

You can probably go outside right now and get your dick sucked for a pack of cigs. A bag of weed? Probably let you hit raw. a six pack? I'm sure there are not less than a dozen,"Cheerleaders" in your area that will pull off their panties for that. For all the talk of women not finding good men, I noticed that the ghetto is full of kids and planned Parenthood is killing them off in ever increasing numbers. That being said, I want to know exactly what mystical magical properties does this pussy have that will aid you in your quest to go from ,"Loser" To "Winner"? I'll wait. While we wait...................................

If you need some pussy right now, I hear Angel Adams is open.

13) You actually have a big ego, but you can't control it / it is fragile

Personally I've seen this more from the so-called "Alphas" than anywhere else. Still, we all know someone with an inflated ego. Not sure why having a fragile sense of worth would make you a beta....................Looks at the current SJW videos................Oh. Oh yeah. Well, their problems go far deeper than just ego, but I see your point.

14) You are a follower

Not one that can be argued with, but I do argue with the way they are trying to say it. Again, this comes down to much the same as number 6, where you have to depend on others to follow you instead of following someone else. Your ideas may be better, but if they don't care, then you're a beta? ☹️

As a former military man I know that we need both leaders and followers to have an effective military. If everybody was a boss, then NOTHING would get done. Not everybody will be a leader. Not everybody should be. If you're like me and you just like to get your tasks and go somewhere to concentrate on them, then cool. You should be a follower. I just want my piece of the machine to work on, let somebody else worry about where it's going. Lower pay, lower respect, etc. But my job is done. People like me do not need the fame and glory. I am a simple man. I do not need nor do I want to be some big time "Shot caller" or "Play maker". If you are happy and satisfied doing a bit part, then fuck them. They may never be thankful that you're there, but they will miss you when you're not there.

15) You feel offended by this video

Offended? No. Just tired. This video was majorly another,"Be a man" Or "Man up" vid. Look. Once you've reached the age of maturity as is stated by your country of origin, you're a man. What kind of man you want to be is up to you, not them. In closing, let an oldschool rap group give you some advice as to what kind of man you should be.

DangerousJ · June 9, 2018

My thoughts on some of these points

2) You never faced your bullies

Im lucky in that I have not been bullied. Picked on occasionally as a elementary/middle school kid Yes.

4) You are physically weak

Im 6ft1 and 240 lbs. But I have never been in a fight and probably have a low threshold for violence.

However, Im lucky that most dudes dont usually start shit with me.

If I lived in Detroit , it would be a different story.

5) You get friend zoned

I probably cant agree or disagree bc I usually dont approach women straight up lol.

My 1 long term exgf approached me and we were friends first so the relationship grew organically.

7) Your friends make fun of you / don't treat you as an equal

I dont make a lot of friends, but the ones I do have have treated me as an equal. Thats good enough for me.

8 ) Your existence largely centers around pastimes (video games, movies, shows, etc)

Guilty as charged. However, I do enjoy stuff like bowling/mini golf, and do go on dates etc.

Part of me has always liked that stuff more than drinking/etc.

10) You have no sense of style

I dress very modestly. I'll never be mistaken for a celebrity, but I think I dress appropriately for the occasion.

I wear Polos/short/flip flops for most errands so I'll never be Hollywood stunning. It's my low key personality. If some chick complains, I dont really care.

14) You are a follower

In a professional setting, I will step up to a leadership position occasionally or if no one volunteers to do it.

However, I like to think my ego is manageable that I wont be upset if I have to take the "good soldier" role.

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GreatDarkHero · June 9, 2018

I wonder what motivated this fool to make this video in the first place.

Darc_Requiem · June 9, 2018

3 minutes ago, GreatDarkHero said:

I wonder what motivated this fool to make this video in the first place.

He's secretly a beta male and is trying to draw attention away from himself. 😉

Deadly_Raver · June 9, 2018

Don't worry. they're gonna do the "Alpha Male" list next week. I have a feeling that will be another one that'll get sliced up.

misterBee · June 9, 2018

I always thought the whole alpha/beta thing was a bit silly. Being a wallflower has its problems but so does being an angry gorilla oozing testosterone. More people gotta focus on fixing the specific problems in their life rather than worrying about which 'template' they fit. I see so many people online going on and on about how other people are beta/alpha whatever and they're just as fucked as anyone else.

JHDK · June 9, 2018

You leave the gym and become a family man?

Or is that too meta?

Deadly_Raver · June 11, 2018

As expected, here's the other side of the coin: 15 signs that you're an Alpha male.

Much, MUCH better Alux. 👍 While some of it is Society driven, the most of it is what I would consider the kind of behavior that a strong man exhibits, alpha or not. Some of their signs are simply the results of such behavior. Of course, some of it is the "You have to be seen for it to work" kind of thing, but meh. If a high standing in society is what you seek, then this list is how you would get there. I thought I was gonna have to slice it up, but I've been proven pleasantly wrong. Give it a listen my dudes. You might like it.