weneedhim

This is true. This makes me recollect an incident I witnessed when I was working at cupcake shop in the Philippines involving some foreigner white man dating a filipina. There was love all over his eyes. I felt bad for him. He could not tell that "the girl of his dreams" was just an atheists punk. Always smell the seat of your date before it is too late.

@fishjie you son of a bitch!

Hi everyone. I am making this thread because not only does this involve tuna fish sandwiches but I am in a very tight position that I need advice with. I recently shared my apartment with a married couple. They are nice people but the problem is that I developed a strong sexual attraction to the wife. I eventually plotted to sleep with her so I researched ways to increase this chance and i read in an Atheist/Wiccan book that a woman's sexual attraction towards a male increases when she tastes a part of him (or something like that). Earlier today, they where both gone for over 2 hours and as they where away I went to the fridge and jizzed in their bottle of mayonnaise hoping she would eat it. I masturbated about 3x in their mayonnaise. Now they are hosting a Bible study. She is serving tuna fish sandwiches using the mayonnaise. Everyone accept for her is currently eating it. Her husband has been buddy-buddy towards me for some reason, and no one is talking about the bible but mostly asking stuff about me, and also about sex changes and scat porn... i'm worried I may have turned them all into atheists. She gave me a plate too. I am currently in the bathroom trying to decide if I should eat this or not. Oh no! the husband and pastor are knocking at my door asking if it is ok to come in. I need advice ASAP!

Im watching the last episode of Falcon and the Winter Solider. And falcon-cap is damn cool. I am in thoughts of coming out of retirement and returning to the streets like i used to do back then, all because of how cool the Falcon is. He is the best superhero in the entire MCU. I think I should have wings too, my spinning back fist lariat technique would be perfected if it is coming in aerial. Problem is I live in a suburb now and most of the kids here are not street kids so I can't just practice off them. Wow, that Falcon guy is cool. I need his suit and shield!

I saw this video I feel bad for the army guy. This was infuriating to watch, and I just could not finish the actual video because of how bad I felt. How can they just treat this guy that way? I am so angry with these atheist cops and how they bully random people for reasons I don't understand. I hope the national guard of that state ushers a war with those cops and we get to see a mob fight just like in the Dark Knight rises. No guns, no tanks.. just side A vs Side B going to war in hand to hand combat.

@DarkSakultalk to me because i don't know what to post here, you son of a bitch!

Here is a heavy question I have. Why don't dietitians or fitness trainers promote their patients to take cocaine? If the goal of the dietician is to get their fat patients to lose weight, why waste all that time with food and exercise and not just get them to sniff coke? I've met a lot of drug addicts that became walking sticks due to drug abuse so to me it's like a brilliant/fast way for obese people to lose weight. I've been thinking of doing this as a business. Making protein shakes and snack bars that have crack mixed in to them and just sell them to overweight people. Do you think this would work?

You've moved up a tier. Watch yourself, girlyman!

If they are atheists then there is a chance that they will not tell you. Atheism really messed up the dating game that we can't just worry about charm, sex appeal, or just basic flirting but we have to implement some tech. There is never a date in where I don't smell the chair my date's sat on and I am always preparing a bowl of broccoli (not booze) when the goal is to consummate. We just have to do these things now. This is why I am this way here, in where I can aggressive to some of the posters that you saw in my tier list. I'm just fed up of men having no value to being men and make it a crime to be one. We have roles for a reason. It's not good for male lions to not fight. Therefore us men have to embrace and take pride in our natural personas. Look at DangerousK for example.. he watches Maria Kondo's show to learn not fantasize, tears up at cheap k-dramas, and probably eats salad with a side of macha tea more than steak and beer. It's not right! it's not right!

You are one post away from moving up a tier.

updated girlyman tier list It's hard to decide who is the top between Dayana and Emptyreyes for me... I guess Dayana's recent post has caused me to think he is higher at the moment. correction: B Moderate - not "too" many...

You know when i think about it, maybe Dayana is a higher level girlyman than you are. I am seriously considering moving him up over you but it's a difficult decision. It's like Storm vs Sentinel theory fighting. RSHG and DarkSauce are reminding me why they should be higher on the list too, so they are moving up. Scarp (the guy with the Brodie Lee avatar) is also moving up to high B, just one post away to being in A tier.

I was traveling around youtube, and something made me go back to SRK nostalgia mode. I remember back then in the UMVC3 thread (where Preppy made the biggest mistake of his entire mod career), that the Greatest Poster spoke about how X-23 was an unsung god tier anchor because people wanted the easiest cheap guy Vergil. UMVC3 was the best game with loads of possibilities, and it is a testament to HIM as to how much he has contributed in posting such great strategies before it was implemented in the meta. Pair her with Ironman, Dante or Missiles and she is just as inescapable as Firebrand/Skrull.

Naw weeneedhim/Cisco already holds that position. You are right. ST Akuma was a broken character that was banned in tourneys, i like that comparison.

B had a post or two that ticked me off or was a bit gross but it's not enough for me to consider the person a high tier girlyman yet.

I made a girlyman tier list of this thread

Winner for me is Asuka from Evangelion When I was a kid in my early teens, i had so much posters of her on my room. In fact, that is how my parents found out that I was masturbating when seeing how all those posters had cum shots on them.

Dunkin has bigger holes. I've tried erection exercises with krispy creme and the ones you buy at the supermarket are expensive, they don't have the synergetic circumference at a decent price like duncan. Another added bonus is if you microwave the glaze donut for 5 sec it actually feels good. Try it out.

the blue berry donuts have big holes. I could do two at a time. edit: The exercise isn't just flexing. There are other forums of erection exercises that you can perform with donuts. One other version is lying down and concentrating to keep your dick pointing straight up in the air. Then just throw the donut a bit in the air and try to play ring toss. It's very hard to do, especially with cruller donuts. i really recommend this exercise because it's practical and you don't need to worry about wasting money because you can always give it the homeless after. You are helping yourself and the community.

I too am against racism. I don't believe that people should hate each other for their ethnicity but at the same time, i think doing good to those who hurt you is the right way to handle things. You can mix payback by giving love. There was one time where I was walking down the street and a group homeless guys called me a chink and how they wanted me to cook them dumplings. I was ready to lariat their ass but i ignored it and moved on.. I was also very occupied emotionally because I was suffering from erectile disfunction so i couldn't build up the emotion to react. To combat my physical issue, I would buy a box of 12 donuts from the Dunkin Donuts that was near this place. I would put my cock inside the hole of the donuts and just try to lift it.. or flex it. It was 12 donuts because the rings come in different sizes, and the donuts weighed differently. Anyway, when I was done with flexing, i would then donate the donuts to them to eat. It was a mixture of generosity and also a bit of payback and because of that they stopped calling me gook and chink. They call me captain now.

You should be thankful for my infinite mercy and outstanding compassion that I gave you a warning to check yourself. The mod saved your ass, and if he did not force you to change that you would have been being hanging on a tree serving as an example for JDHD, Hackingbird,and the other girlyman here as to what happens when you test the One Who is Undefeated.

They are SRK posters? If so... yes, we did sleep on their posts.

Change your avatar, you son of a bitch. The Mod saved your ass for taking out your bad gnostic arguments, i suggest you change that av or you will feel the cries of many posters through out the decades who have had their asses handed to them by the One Who is Undefeated.

Thanks.. It is obvious that you and Emptyreyes are the same guy. Nothing against that but it is underwhelming that the mystery of Emptyreyes is that he is just you, I was hoping that he is Bloofy.. but then again maybe you where him originally? Bloody used to make alt accounts and talk to himself too, and then he would eventually have forum sex with himself. I was expecting you and emptyreyes to do that sooner or later since you've been hugging each others nuts and crying over the same colorful shit like a bunch of girls.