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DangerousJ

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  1. More Liver Failure .... Transformers: Marvel Comics Edition: Take a shot every time.... the leader of the Decepticons is NOT Megatron (You'll be fucking fat chicks in no time) The characters Shockwave, Blaster, Ratchet, Thunderwing, and Nightbeat do something cool Grimlock has been leader of the Autobots A character says "have some X, courtesy of my Y" X=damage, Y = special weapon Ratbat stops a mission because the fuel cost is too high The human character Circuit Breaker injures more Autobots than Decepticons All the characters are colored a single color in crowd scenes Any character with black parts is colored as blue (Grimlock/Starscream head, ) The phrases "This is over-finished" "like some vast predatory bird" and "Time I wasnt here" are used repeatedly When a character first appears, a huge dialogue bubble appears in which the character names himself and states his abilities/personality Optimus Prime agrees to be destroyed due to "cheating" in a video game battle with Megatron Optimus Prime's memory fits on a 5.25 floppy disk A white woman helps Optimus defeat Unicron.
  2. Online Dating drinking game.. Take a shot every time... Woman writes "If you cant handle me at my worst, then you dont deserve me at my best" Black woman writes "Im celibate" Next line is "I have 5 kids" Woman writes no hookups, yet 4/5 of pictures of close up chest pics taken from top down. Women writes "willing to try new things" (Is this a code for anal or 3 somes) A white woman has her face cropped out in pics and wants to plowed by a BBC while her husband watches They write "Sapiosexual" somewhere in their profile there is a toilet somewhere in the picture section a 4 ft 10 woman writes "Only 6ft 2 and above" A really ugly woman has only one picture and it is with a significantly hotter girl Black tranny has a screenname like Throat Doctor A seemingly straight man appears in your swipe list despite you setting it to females only. (DOWN LO HO as Ice T predicted!) Woman writes "I love travel" yet all pics are within the US Woman writes "I love my dog more than i will ever love you" (then buy some peanut butter and delete your profile) Person writes sentences without subject "I" and mentions Ghana in their conversation Woman has an image filter of a dog face and tongue.
  3. I saw Infernoman tonight when getting dinner. Note: This is a pic I took from a retro video game store. It is a few feet from a 5Guys restaurant that I always pass. Sometimes they have a TMNT Leo or Mike statue in place.
  4. Gay white men are America's no. 2 most precious resource after straight white women. Maybe Ralph should come out so he can get his job back.
  5. The Batman looks promising. I havent felt the same mood in live action since the Tim Burton films. I still cant believe that's Colin Farrell as Penguin . Hes unrecognizable.
  6. The classic Murrican dichotomy- Do glory kills in Doom , but please dont show a titty. From what I've seen, Europe (especially France) seems to still allow sexiness. MK situation seems they want to give the idea of being progressive, but really they're just pandering for money. Isnt one of the staff who works in the costume design mtf trans now? That could be another factor.
  7. My mom got her booster last Saturday. No adverse effects. I'm glad bc her original series was Jan/Feb. Also in her school kids are getting positive COVID diagnoses every 7-8 days. I'm glad even though she is an English teacher ,she is taking it. All of my relatives in the US except my Orlando cousins two kids - who are 2 yrs and 7 mo have taken it. I'm glad bc we were able meet in July after a long time and hopefully this coming Thanksgiving/Xmas.
  8. You get to call the Pope a hypocrite. There was a report on Daily Show recently that said Christian/Jewish/Muslim/Buddhist leaders all called for followers to get the vaccine. Those folks are simply using the religious excuse to mask their own political beliefs. Also, I blame "you know who"
  9. As a kid, I used the family tv. We usually had 19 inch Zenith CRT. IIRC, my dad connected NES/SNES by RF switch using the coaxial (thin needle screw on attachment) input. N64 was the first time using composite (yellow/red/white) inputs. Dreamcast was also composite. OG Xbox was first time I used component video (three colored wires just for video) and optical (for Audio) That was the first time I had surround sound for a console and my DVD player. Midway through my ownership of Xbox I got my own TV - a 27 inch CRT that was my first "private" set. When I moved to Chicago for a few years, I bought a 26 Samsung LCD, but only used it sparingly and for cable TV (and not BD or video games) I brought that one back home to FL. I used HDMI for BD and X360 and PS4. It died in 2019, My current is a 43 inch TCL 4k set. I gave my 27 crt to salvation army or some charitable organization when I moved back.
  10. G1 Transformers (Cartoon) Drinking Game: Take a shot every time... Optimus says "Transform and roll out" Megs says "Decepticons retreat" Megatron makes a new death ray to destroy the autobots Megatron covets a new energy source that he claims is the most powerful ever Megatron suffers a minor injury and Starscream declares himself leader Ironhide uses various liquids out of his hands wheeljack invents something Hound uses holograms to disorient the enemy Grimlock expresses displeasure at Optimus' leadership Spike, a regular human, lifts Transformers weapons like they weigh nothing Starscream is colored like Thundercracker or SKywarp (or vice versa) Ratchet, Gears, and Scavenger sound the exact same Prowl mentions his acid pellet gun Prowl does anything significant in an episode an Autobot mini car gets to be the focus of a Season 2 episode New characters show up without an origin or explanation Soundwave's vocal processing is missing and he sounds like Dr Claw. The Autobots drive to far away continents in a matter of hours Shockwave misses a shot Insecticons betray Decepticons Megatron destroys the energy source at the end saying "If we cant have it, then no one shall" A TF refers to cybertronian wildlife (retro-rat, guinea pigotron etc) Omega Supreme transforms into his robot form despite only the rocket being there. Rodimus Prime worries about the burdens of leadership Kup refers to an old adventure he had Wreck gar quotes an old ad slogan or catchphrase Sky Lynx boasts about his abilities Galvatron pummels his own troops The Sweeps act cowardly Cyclonus has a better plan than Galvatron Perceptor takes a long time and uses overly big words to explain a simple thing Jazz appears in a non speaking cameo Quintessons trick Decepticons into activating a weapon Trypticon is damaged by submerging in water Ratbat spies on the Autobots
  11. I guess that explains why Japanese simp for white tourists and then poke black men in the booty with their fingers. KANCHO!
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