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Highly doubt they’ll add an established promotion. They’ll have to make their own one, and I doubt they’ll do that in the next three years. Afterwards? I can see it. There’s been a lot of dissatisfaction with the boxing world that’s only now lightening up in the last two years. People have been wise to how shady and exploitative it is in a way that not even MMA has matched in the West yet. It’s been quite a bit since this news was unveiled to us and it is still a little surreal seeing The Game standing behind daddy Dana. I’ve seen a lot of my kind (zoomers on TikTok) acting like this is the end of the world, clearly having not read any of the press releases or having a basic understanding of business. Literally nothing has changed creatively for these companies. Can someone please check on their sons and see if they’re uploading slowed and bass boosted edits of 2008 Royal Rumble moments with a sad caption as if they were alive to see it? If you catch them pretending like combat sports and professional wrestling are over, give them an ear twist for me and tell them to get off my feed.

What the fuck, guys, I’m sorry for bringing up your homework traumas 😭 The homework isn’t hard at all. It’s just a lot of busywork. It’s largely unengaging. My favorite class is Japanese. I actually get to put my mind to work in that class instead of autopiloting through 5 hours of assignments regarding Average Business Firm #473. As for gifts, obviously get something for her hobbies! But I’d also recommend getting a smaller supplementary gift. Make sure that that one is emotionally tied to how you feel about her. So if she were into cars, buy her a cool car thing, but get her a tee, or a bunch of cards, or a date to a place that you like purely because you want to include her in all of your happinesses. It’s a cute show of vulnerability. She’ll like it!

I am coming to NY in March and I will turn your home into a memorial.

Someone, please take my homework! I have too much to do!

I don’t know, but the UFC game cover curse happened again for sure!

Sean Strickland is the greatest MMA fighter in history confirmed.

Everything about him compared to his species is big. It's safe to assume it is. The question is how many palms can wrap around it before you reach the tip? What is the optimal number of whores necessary to give him a perfect handjob?

Wore this today. Got a lot of compliments and some numbers for this off white work shirt that my sister gifted me. It was great!

WAKE THE FUCK UP, SAMURAI! GODZILLA IS HERE. ALLAHU AKBAR!

Sounds like satire.

That porta potty fight went hard. Speaking of shits, I've been at uni for a week and taken 8 dumps and all of them have been ghostwipers. I'm slowly becoming too powerful.

I'm aware. Still, the decision to not touch the manga or read spoilers is an intentional one. I know the date for when I'll start reading again. All of this is in an effort to enjoy it more when the time comes, and I've heard it's gotten crazy good. Can't wait.

Time to read the manga, kiddo. I actually stopped reading One Piece a little way through Egghead in January. For a weekly manga, there were far too many breaks. I get that Oda is old. I don't have any issue with the breaks. I just don't like waiting that long to read something that is "supposed" to come out every week. I'm going to pick it back up next January. I am overwhelmingly excited. I cannot wait to read all of it back. God, I love One Piece.

@TheInfernomanSorry, I wasn't on MS yesterday. Happy birthday! Your wife sounds awesome - I'm glad you got some Magic stuff. You're very lucky! Now drop and give me twenty push-ups! That will be your show of gratefulness to the universe. "Virgin Mobile's sister company: CULT SEX OFFENDER." Bitch McCockup's second freeze is important. Note that some of the more powerful members of government are still making decisions that affect millions while having handed power of attorney to their kids. These people aren't even making sound decisions for themselves. In other news, my girlfriend had a dream where she was on hit on by some guy and she ran away from him to the dream version of me. You all can flex on me all you want about your money or whatever, but remember this: the days that your wife doesn't tell you about her dreams are the days where she dreamed about being in bed with another man. That other man was me. STAY WOKE.

I ain't reading any of that but how about getting a doctor to prescribe deez nuts for your throat?

Weak. Take out that Hershey bar and replace it with a protein shake to get omega jacked.

I highly disliked Bray Wyatt's character and the entire first arc of his horror at WWE. Over time, I grew to appreciate him, but I was still young and thirsting for Stone Cold to make a random Raw or Mania appearance here and there. Now, having passed my wrestling entertainment period, I look back on my enjoyment of the sport through a more analytical lens. What I find is that I highly underrated a lot of people and bought into the hype that was being sold to me. Bray Wyatt is definitely one of the most skilled and talented creatives in the industry. He will always be that. I regret not appreciating him enough as a performer, fan and creative during my time watching wrestling. His entrances were the first time I ever watched a stadium go dark and light up with torches. What a guy.

The three deadliest pulls in history.

America has failed both of them. I hope they recover soon.

That's good and all but don't throw him into green and red clothes at the age of 9 and make him jump between rooftops to draw enemy fire. Congrats, by the way! I hope he grows up to make you proud.

They're bigger now than they ever have been. TikTok seems to love them, especially 550s. I love my 580s and they go great with most of my wardrobe, but I'd love to have more. From my experience, there are better running shoes out there, and even though Nike and Adidas are the obvious mainstream alternatives to talk about, they do make better running shoes. Still, my 580s are probably the most comfortable sneaker pair. Harajuku style is slowly seeping more and more into the US fashion scene and I think it's only a matter of time until people start to go full techwear. I had that phase and won't be returning to it. The New Balance wave is a big part of bringing that Japanese streetwear ideology to the west and I think it's a great starting point for people who want to get into Japanese streetwear and see how it feels to go with something that doesn't have a swoosh or three stripes on the side. Most people already fawn over the 550s because the ALD collab seems to combine well with the ridiculous "old money" microtrend that's going on right now. They go for a lot of cash. I'll never resell my shoes because I've grown up donating them, but I don't see myself getting rid of or replacing these shoes for a long time. Invest in them while they're popular! Stocks are high so you can get a great pair for cheap now.

Man. I really want some more New Balances! On my list are the 550s, 990v4s, 2002Rs, and the 9060v5s and v6s.

Suga Sean is the champ. The division is doomed. I no longer want to keep up with this division. Until he’s no longer a champion, I will be focusing on more interesting divisions like… light heavyweight… Surely nothing will be more tiresome than watching that farce play out.

Dementia.

"Everyone, I have an announcement to make! Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker!"