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Imagine if they gave him V-ism....

I wonder what could cause Obama to have a nigga moment like Will. Hot dog vendor: Mr President, here's your food. Obama: wTF? There's ketchup on this? HDV: Is something wrong ? Obama: DEADLY RAVE....

Why do you guys waste glucose responding to that trashheap?

I just realized this is the 25th anniversary of MIB. I wonder if Will's nickname for Jada is "noisy cricket"?

Let's look at the bright side.... At least Chris Rock didn't insult Alec Baldwin's wife

Quelle interessante...

Meanwhile.... Kanye uses this distraction to buy a Delorean and travel back in time. His mission: To assassinate Harriet Tubman and restore America's blacks to their former glory. He expectorates COVID droplets in close proximity to her and is successful in his mission. He returns to 2022 , but is apprehended by Taylor Swift in 19th century garb. He is stripped and tied between two oak trees. TS: Y'al get this Koon ready for kotton pikkking? Will Smith: What your name boi? Kanye: "Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time…one of the best videos of all time!" TS: Impertinent cur! Whip him good then come to my log cabin to eat my ass and listen to my wonderful romantic ballads Will: Yes Mistress. (If things had turned out differently, Id hae liked to have been an actor.) Kanye: At least you aren't tied to a tyrannical black woman in this reality1Welcome to my new URF!

My knee-grows: Keep ya sistuhs in check...

Well Capcom introduced Ryus mentor in SF4 and Guy's mentor in SF5.. I can't wait to see Will as Hondas mentor in SF6!

Meanwhile , FoxX News is like: Black on black crime. Bah bah bah bah bahhh I'm loving it! (McDonalds tune)

I wonder if Lil Wayne took the Man Bat serum from Kirk Langstrom?

I cant believe how many white people are simping for Jada now.

I hope Idris does yoga and meditation.

Trying my hand at memes...

NHL general managers must be blowing up Will's phone after seeing his ability to hit tonight.

Will needs to have a sit down with someone who understands what he's going through.

WB about to green light a Deadshot solo movie tomorrow morning...

MillionX, Our waifu got her first Oscar. https://www.seattletimes.com/entertainment/jessica-chastain-wins-best-actress-oscar-for-tammy-faye/