Chadouken

Fuck them kids

That's fucking great news, man!

Lol, I actually prefer 2D to 3D when it comes to Castlevania and Mario and Metroid. I think that article is pretty stupid, honestly.

This was the only reaction. And I got in trouble because my daughter pointed at me and said, "Daddy's laughing!"

My daughter called my wife's mom fat 😬

Yeah, when I dated my step sister, it was before our parents hooked up. In fact, that's how they met, and why I broke up with her. I only technically hooked up with her while she was my step sister once, and that was just a breakup hookup when I came home to visit for Christmas after our parents got married. I called her my step girlfriend. She hated that 😂

Yes.

Dating your step siblings is actually ok because you're not really related by blood. Unless both your parents are cousins.

I can't believe they let that one go. Davis had that shit in the end zone!

Derek Chauvin got stabbed in prison. Oh no. Guess prison isn't the safest place for murderous, racist piece-of-shit cops. https://apnews.com/article/derek-chauvin-george-floyd-prison-stabbing-f24cde6aa28877d034530c2dc40ef7ea

I just took a dump and that shit was gobbling at me 😬💩

My favorite Castlevania game is Simon's Quest, no cap.

So... I ambushed this spider looking fucker with the Harpers from Last Light Inn in the Shadow Cursed Lands. We won, but after the battle there was some residual electrocution on the battlefield and it triggered the Harpers to attack me after one of them got shocked. So I had to kill them all. Then I got this bitch fairy in a lantern and I killed her too when I smashed the lantern. Then I went back to Last Light and everyone is pissed off at me so I had to kill the entire village. Fucking hell, man.

Gobble gobble! 🦃

You mean like Metroidvanias? 🤠

We are no longer friends 😤

Sign me up for a drawer! 😈

Is it because J.K. Rowling hates chickus with dickus?

🤣☠️

Thanksgiving sandwiches are the best sandwiches. I make mine with turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and mf cranberries 💪

Will food coloring in the bath stain your kids? I wanna make green bubbles.

Wait a minute.... Her cat's litter box... or? 👀

I just found Sour Diesel at a local shop! 🤤

Bruh

Welp, if she wins, it's been good knowing you guys!