Chadouken

Who was that big tiddy bitch in a recent Resident Evil game?

Would (get) smash(ed)

Look how fucking ugly they made Peach in the latest Mario game. Well, unless you're Zatalcon, I guess.

They make dudes uglier in video games too. Just look what they did to Luke Skywalker in Jedi Survivor. Turned him into a goddamn ginger. He looks exactly like that gay dude from Shameless now, and nothing like young Mark Hamill. For "inclusion" I guess.

Why did Nintendo design Mario to be a Mexican in overalls?

I always thought it ironic that Ford discontinued the Bronco after the OJ chase and replaced it with the Escape. Also:

Dude, all this exactly! Endless possibilities. And can you imagine if AI gets into the video game industry? What does that even look like? Stadia was released before its time and failed because the world wasn't ready for streaming games. But what if streaming AI generated games based on what you tell it you want becomes a reality? Imagine VR AI. Holy fuck.

Are we going to eventually have AI streaming apps installed in TVs that let us watch whatever we tell it to make? This shit is pretty wild. Bruh.

@Hecatom @Darc_Requiem Yall laugh, but bungie with their back against the wall looks to have done some pretty crazy shit with allowing us to mix multiple subclasses in one build. If they stick the narrative landing (which they did with Witch Queen but failed miserably during Lightfall) then it could potentially be some good content. New enemy types also, not just reskins. I'm hype, but I'm also aware they are masters at overhyping their content. And wouldn't it be fitting for them to let me down one last time?

OK, so I'm fucking HYPE for DENSITY again 🤯 https://www.youtube.com/live/jyIm-_Na8mI?si=LPQJWMRdfyzNCyU4

Well, it would have made it easier to jerk off to Aloy if they hadn't messed her face up.

Uggh myy eyeses arellfuccked up now/ mcan;t see anythiogn

Bruh, now I wish that shit was in the game 🤣

500 KG input ^

The plot is we're on a mission to spread managed democracy. Period. There's no room for any PC or political stuff. We even have to have permission to have sex, and our votes are predetermined in this democracy. No time to worry about that shit, we have to go kill bugs for oil, dammit.

Super Mario Maker has been 100 percent completed. There was a level that someone uploaded using TAS, which was considered illegitimate. But someone actually just beat that level, right before Nintendo is shutting down Wii U servers tomorrow. It's been a pretty cool community event I've been following and super cool that someone actually beat the level without the use of tools. https://www.destructoid.com/super-mario-makers-impossible-level-has-been-legitimately-beaten-by-team-0/

Edit: 😬 I forgot I'm not supposed to post pictures with wieners.

Ugh. My daughter wants to be a donut for Halloween this year. But she wants me to be a goddamn cupcake.

I think it depends on the quality of either one at any given time.

The Dolly song?

All three Tomb Raider movies combine for a total of $709.5 million box office. Mario made $1.36 billion. One movie. But Lara got dem TIDDIES!

No Ryu or Chunners? Sus.

I wonder how many of those women assume we care.

Dude. Those gunships are ridiculous. They decimated our entire team and we failed to even start extraction on a mission last night. Luckily we had completed the mission objectives before we ran into them, but damn.