Chadouken

Polaris.

I'm actually hype for this because it's going to be my daughter's first time going to a theater this November. She'll be four and a half. At what age have you all with kids taken them to the theater for the first time?

They should just stick to software.

That checks out. There are approximately 2.2 billion more people on the planet now than there was in 1996.

I just sneezed and it forced a fart out all loud in the hallway at work 😩

It's funny. Sometimes I think about Trump and all his dumb fucking supporters and how fucking stupid they are and how disgraceful he is and I get all mad. Then other times I think about these stupid fucking blue haired liberal white fucks who want to cancel everyone for mean tweets and they want chicks with dicks to be allowed in the girls bathroom with my daughter and I get all mad. I can't even tell retard jokes or Polack jokes or anything anymore. Not even Hellen Keller jokes. Everyone fucking sucks right now.

I hope Gina wins because fuck Disney. I hate that they bought Lucasfilm.

Alexander the FABULOUS

Goddamn

You know what's worse than fighting this fucking frog fuck lizard bitch? Fighting TWO OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME. Oh, and I heard you have to fight TWO RANCORS later on. Holy fuck this game is awesome. For real tho, glad I waited until they patched some improvements. The game is still a glitchy mess, but it's fun as hell. You really feel like a jedi!

Awe man, Carl Weathers died? That's a bummer 😔 RIP

☠️

My Hispanic friends are teaching me more Spanish Yo tengo una panocha y estoy muy fuerte y joto! 💪 That means I'm big and strong and I have muscles. I think.

Well this is just great 🙄 I've got a bunch of coworkers calling me Uncle Daddy because I told them I fucked my stepsister 😑 I blame Reticently for bringing it up the other day.

So my wife just explained the whole "Taylor's version" thing to me and, I gotta say, I may not be a fan of her music, but Taylor Swift is pretty fucking awesome for doing that 😂

Why is MAGA pissed off at Taylor Swift?

Lamar Jackson saw his shadow on Sunday so now we have two more weeks of Taylor Swift.

What does the radical left think about He-Man's name?

I thought the Lions wanted to go to the SB, but then the coach was like nah, fuck a field goal. Tie the game up? Fuck that.

Thought that said nitrous gas at first and thought that would be a fun way to go 😂

Just seeing the oppressive empire begin to tighten their first and the rebellion kicking off makes it worth a watch alone. But the characters are fucking great, too.

You mean my stepgirlfriend?

Having spent time in the ISS going around the entire Earth every 90 minutes, they can assure that it's not flat. When I asked how do you even argue with someone who thinks the Earth is flat, one guy said we have an understanding that the laws of physics are constant everywhere in the universe. And knowing this, we can predict things, like planets' orbital patterns, and we can test and observe those predictions. This forms a construction of our reality that is provable. Do flat earthers have an explainable alternative? When asked about how his perspective changed after spending time up there, he said he doesn't understand why we fight so much.

I got to hang out with astronauts all day. I asked them if the Earth was flat 😂