Dayaan

Lame ass card. Lame ass co-main and main. Lame ass undercard. Glad I didn't pay and had a friend stream it. On to UFC this weekend.

Yeah my Yeezys are coming through FedEx from Adidas and I'm terrified...

Alright, bro, you're gettin' real close.

This is how I play with my homies' nuts when they have the last chicken wing.

CoD Ghosts was fucking amazing and it was criminally underappreciated.

But she got up there knowing her own weight. Bro, I will commit to Simone Biles levels of mental gymnastics to preach fitness to overweight people.

Don't skip leg day? How is he the problem in this scenario??

Copped these Yeezys. Will review when they arrive.

Bro, I asked if I can do that as a Paki and you said I can as long as I have a US passport for reentry? Bro...

Is that only for you? Can I as a Pakistani do that as well? I might consider it. My teeth are nice and white, and visually straight. It was just a recommendation from the dentist - I'm assuming it was a standard money grabbing procedure. I never brush my teeth though. I just get (insert MS user)'s mom to wipe my teeth clean with her tongue. America has some of the best healthcare in the world if you're very rich. And remember, rich people are the only humans in the world. Anything below that is subhuman. As such, 100% of humans in America get quality healthcare! What an advanced system! I find it incredibly silly how if you ask for simple receipt after a very expensive visit to the doctor that your bill is cut to a third of the cost. Remember, people: you have the right to contest your healthcare costs.

Nice. Today my dentist told me that if I want braces, I have to pay $6000 out of pocket. I have insurance. Remember, the west does not care about your health. Thousands of Pakistani immigrants fly back to Pakistan to get checkups and treatments before returning to their homes abroad because the travel and treatment costs to get world class healthcare in Pakistan are cheaper than to get treated out here.

Same goes for "Paki." Please don't be using that shit in public. I don't mind, but you can't be using that unless you're actually a Pakistani without any kind of approval. That is a British slur and we don't appreciate that. Be careful about what you say and who you say it to.

I came.

I hope it's extremely loud moaning.

Jesus, that is way, way too early. It doesn’t matter whether or not he dominates Ngannou. Usyk is a monster.

I promise you, if I could make clones of myself, laughing would be the least of the pleasures that we would have together.

After the Ngannou fight? Also, Jermell Charlo got schooled. What a fighter Canelo is, aye?

Just caught ONE Fight Night 14. Angela Lee retired 😭 Congrats to Stamp, the best women's fighter in the world. What an amazing way to win the title. Ham Seo Hee almost had that, but Stamp is just comically good at fighting. God, I love combat sports. As a reminder to the fight fans, we have Islam v Oliveira, Fury v Ngannou, Pereira v Blachowicz and Jones v Miocic coming up this year. Hell of a final quarter we've had/are having this year.

Me in Sekiro.

People check me out on a daily basis. It gets really awkward when I'm on a FaceTime call with my girlfriend though. All that Spider-Man knowledge and he misquoted the original line about great power. Strikes to the back of the head - categorized as strikes that do not touch the ear and are located behind it - are illegal in both boxing and MMA to protect fighters. Williams knew exactly what he was doing there, and if he wasn't trying to do that specifically, he definitely had time to pull out anyway. He's ruined someone's life by purposefully ignoring the rules. I can see the argument being made that the referee should have jumped in way before that, but it could have been seen as Colon trying to reposition to avoid a clinch. He's not at fault, nor is Colon. Williams is to blame, through and through.

Japanese has been fun for me this erection season as well.

I always only had one piece of entertainment per year. One toy purchase a year, one console a year. Every time I'd get something new, I'd have to donate the old thing. That meant that after I got my PS3, I couldn't get anything new besides games every few months. Same went for my PS4. It's only now that I bought myself a PS5, a Switch and a PC. I buy pretty much all of my stuff now, so I can budget accordingly. Things are better than they were, so I'm grateful.

I miss demos.

We have a hybrid. Honda CRV. Great mileage and the power delivery is far more responsive than the gas one. It's loud as shit, especially in reverse like yours. Sounds like one long Tinkerbell fart. Great fuel economy though, for a family vehicle doing an hour of commute on a daily basis, minimum. I'm still attached to the idea of getting a GR86, and it'll be a little sad if I get a hybrid, but that's probably where I'll go. Can't afford electric, but I'll need to make smart choices.

This might put the case to an end. Though it should've ended long ago.