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I actually did not know that was where Hidden Valley Ranch came from. There was a salad dressing in the 50s called "Green Goddess" which tastes similar to Ranch except it has anice in it, and I always thought that was where it came from.

You know cops get an allowance of bullets to practice shooting every week and some of them are still that bad at shooting...

I have 200k on my daily driver. I see no point in replacing it because my kids will just tear up a new car anyway. I buy cars new but I change the oil every 5k miles and I drive the car until it's DEAD. Flexing your car is for single guys, I don't care about that shit.

IMO financial education is really where people really make the worst decisions and totally fuck themselves. That's why I'm making sure both of my kids really understand those fundamentals as early as possible. I had a Pharmacy technician I work with ask me if I would buy a BMW and I told them absolutely not because of the maintenance costs associated with them. I specifically told them if they would sweat a 3-5k repair bill that they shouldn't consider a BMW. They decided to buy one anyway and when it broke down they couldn't afford to fix it, and now they know why they bought it for so cheap, lol.

I tell younger people at my work who are looking for financial/budgeting advice to check out Clark Howard. I will give them more advice if they want it. Most of the time people don't want solutions to what they are complaining about lol.

My parents own their own business so I was taught budgeting and I've been debt free for a long time. It's pretty nice not owing any money, I can quit my job any time I feel like it and still be fine financially. I have my five year old price comparing, couponing and budgeting. I think it's great practice for real life, and I reward her with a toy that she bought with her "savings" from time to time.

I work with millennials and gen Z. I've seen them make bafflingly stupid financial decisions and then act like the system is holding them down. It's almost comical how bad they are at navigating life. They are so bad I really can't help but thingk their parents are to blame. My daughter is 5 and I think she has better financial literacy than some of my coworkers.

Viewtiful Joe is still 🔥 after all of these years.

Michael Jackson couldn't play instruments but he could sing melodies.

I only like them when the Karen gets a much needed beatdown. I have sadly seen the Karen BEG for it and not get it in quite a few videos.

I just started playing Warhammer Boltgun, the boomer shooter. It's ok, a little janky at times. I have no idea how this game is 4 gigs though, it looks like it would run on a 1st gen Pentium.

I'd prefer companies just keep a fairly neutral stance on things and not going all in one some of these bizarre social trends that mostly only exist online. How are they gonna go all in on the trans movement and not give a nod to furries? The audacity! Edit: The shitshow of the mainstream normies being exposed to furries would be SOOOO GOOOOOOD.

Well you just aren't progressive enough. My two year old son identifies as a dinosaur and I've already scheduled tyrannosaur confirming surgery to help his outside conform to his inside.

If some people can make believe they are the opposite sex why stop there? I don't see why you can't be whatever race you want. If a trans athlete can beat the shit out of girls/women in sports I don't see why other kids can't be another race to get scholarships. Clownworld doesn't have any rules. 🤡

The Pyramid builders were likely a skilled labor class and not slaves. There is too much technical know how required.

I really hate when you get a raisin in a baked good much less a burger. There's no way that doesn't taste foul.

All his other senses are heightened, especially his game! We need a definitive Super Hero player list, because there are a few heroes that straight up slay. Off the top of my head: Wolverine Black Panther Hercules Tony Stark Daredevil Archangel Gambit Magneto I remember all of these characters piping a ton of broads, I think Hercules is the worst one about it though.

RIP to Ray Stevenson. War Zone was criminally underrated, I loved that movie. It was so fucking violent, lol.

STILL a better love story than twilight!

ALL HAIL LORD XENU!!!!!! In all seriousness, this is a great example of how men age vs how women age.

One issue about having a house that big is having to have full time staff to maintain it due to the sheer size. That house needs it's own work crew lol.

That pear and arugula pizza looks gross. It's definitely worse than a pineapple pizza.

That scam sounds hilarious. I want to send it to all of my friends!

They could just not dress like whores if they don't want attention. 🤷‍♂️