Dan to Gill: “Takes a strong man to pull off the loincloth look, but it takes a stronger man to beat me!”
Gill to Dan: “To not know what one seeks….perhaps that too is harmony.”
Dan to Honda: “Alright! Match over! Now, show me where you sumo guys get your grub!”
Honda to Dan: “You could carry my fundoshi...or maybe wash dishes after my post-match meal!”
Dan to Kage: “Damn, you’re one scary dude, you know that? Bet you wish you were scary strong like me!”
Kage to Dan: “You are incapable of anything! Let us see if you are able to fear death!”
Dan to G: “President of the World, huh? I’m Dan Hibiki of Saikyo fame! But you already knew that!”
G to Dan: “It is no contradiction to say we can all be the strongest! I am here to prove that!”
Dan to Sakura: “Look at you! You finished school, got a job! I’m so proud if you...I’ll, uh, pay you back later.”
Sakura to Dan: “We all have to grow up eventually. How about it, Dan?”
Dan to Falke: “It’s tough bein’ young and on the road. The Saikyo Dojo’s always there if you need it.”
Falke to Dan: “Look elsewhere for recruits to teach your absurd style to.”
Dan to Menat: “I don’t need you to read my fortune. Saikyo-Style’s gonna take the world by storm!”
Menat to Dan: “My master warned me about people who mask weakness with folly.”
Dan to Ed: “Ah, so young and so full of promise...Lookin’ for some tips? Just ask ol’ Dan here!”
Ed to Dan: “I got nothing to learn from a chump like you. Beat it.”
Dan to Juri: “Really leanin’ hard into that psychopath shtick, huh? I’d dial it back a little, sister.”
Juri to Dan: “Tch. Why do I have to waste my time with weak wimps like you?”
Dan to Akuma: “Yeowch! You hit me so hard I think I’m seein’ stars….”
Akuma to Dan: “Leave this world, fool.”
Dan to Alex: “You’re livin’ out of a trailer? I know what it’s like not havin’ a home. Wanna come to my dojo?”
Alex to Dan: “The world’s full of people. Some are strong, and some are like you.”
Dan to Ibuki: “Stabbin’ someone in the head with a kunai is not cool! That woulda been deadly for anyone else!”
Ibuki to Dan: “I barely even scratch you with a kunai, and you’re on the floor.”
Dan to Laura: “Tryin to spread the word about your style, huh? Well, Saikyo’s got yours beat!”
Laura to Dan: “Ha ha! You’re a real pushover, but you’ve got flair! What was your style called again?”
Dan to Rashid: “You’re steamin’ this? Ahem, hey, world! The Saikyo Dojo’s lookin’ for new applicants!”
Rashid to Dan: “Wait, I wasn’t recording...?! Oh well. Not like you were gonna bring in the views anyway.”
Dan to R. Mika: “Hah! You think you can out-flash me? Saikyo-Style’s got more flash than lightning!”
R. Mika to Dan: “Not exactly putting the “Style” in Saikyo-Style, huh?”
Dan to Zangief: “Bein’ strong isn’t about havin’ big muscles. It’s about whether or not you’re the best!”
Zangief to Dan: “You get crushed, but you get up. You are full of spirit, comrade!”
Dan to Karin: “You wanna study the Saikyo-Style, right? Well, you passed the initial test! Go ahead and apply!”
Karin to Dan: “I fail to see what Sakura could possibly learn from a miscreant like you!”
Dan to Chun-Li: “C’mon, give it a rest, lady! What’re you investigatin’ me for?!”
Chun-Li to Dan: “Sorry. You were acting suspicious, so I kicked you. It’s what I do.”
Dan to Ryu: “I’m always serious. Seriously the best!”
Ryu to Dan: “You could be so much stronger, if you took this seriously.”
Dan to Nash: “Don’t take this the wrong way, but you kinda look like a zombie. You okay?”
Nash to Dan: “Revenge? Hah. You’re far too weak for that.”
Dan to M. Bison: “Whoa, you’re STILL a big-time crime boss? Give it up already!”
M. Bison to Dan: “Begone, filth.”
Dan to Ken: “You may be a good-lookin’, rich, ladies’ man, but you’re no match for me! Chew on THAT!”
Ken to Dan: “Sorry, man. Gotta keep your head in the game, not the clouds.”
Dan to Cammy: “One of these days I’m gonna get you to join the Saikyo-Style! Just you wait!”
Cammy to Dan: “You lack strength, speed, analytical ability, technique….Basically, everything.”
Dan to Birdie: “You’re proud of that hairdo? Actually, uh, let’s not talk about hair...”
Birdie to Dan: “I ain’t losin’ to a weak-hairdo-havin’ mug like you!”
Dan to Dhalsim: “You’re definitely Saikyo mater---do you smell burning? Wait, it’s me! Ow ow hot hot hot HOT!”
Dhalsim to Dan: “Ever as loud and graceful as an elephant.”
Dan to Vega: “Kind of a borin’ mask you got there, chief! If you want, I can get you a WAY cooler one!”
Vega to Dan: “Ugh, you’re hideous….I am at a loss for words.”
Dan to Necalli: “I know all about devourin’! I stuff my face all the time, even when I’m not hungry!”
Necalli to Dan: “Devour-our-our...Ack!”
Dan to F.A.N.G.: “You don’t need poison—an expired bento box will do the trick. Trust me...”
F.A.N.G to Dan: “I think you were poisoned at birth.”
Dan to Balrog: “You gotta be cool to be a winner! So basically, you gotta be me!”
Balrog to Dan: “You wanna look cool? I did you a favor and rearranged your face with my fists! Happy now?”
Dan to Guile: “Looks like I won this one. Go home and be a family man!”
Guile to Dan: “To survive in battle, a soldier must be ready for anything. You’re clearly not.”
Dan to Kolin: “Your moves are freezin’ cold…! Hey y’know, the Saikyo dojo needs an air conditioner.”
Kolin to Dan: “I’ve had enough of you. Now, lay down and die!”
Dan to Urien: “What’s with the badass ‘tude? You gotta have the skills to earn that!”
Urien to Dan: “I suffer no fools!”
Dan to Zeku: “Ninjutsu’s nothin’ but smoke ‘n’ mirrors if you ask me. Saikyo-Style’s where it’s really at!”
Zeku to Dan: “Desperate antics, a soul seeking attention...”
Dan to Abigail: “You don’t need to be as huge as a house to be strong. You need heart, and I got lots of that!”
Abigail to Dan: “What the hell’s wrong with you? You missin’ a few parts or somethin’?!”
Dan to Blanka: “Atta boy, Jimmy! I knew I made the right choice pickin’ you as a student of the Saikyo-Style!”
Blanka to Dan: “My style is not like Saikyo-Style.”
Dan to Cody: “If you can go from punk to politician, then I got nowhere to go but up!”
Cody to Dan: “Keep dreamin, buddy. The day you become the strongest ain’t comin’.”
Dan to Poison: “That whip your weapon of choice? I got a favorite weapon too: my awesome bod!”
Poison to Dan: “Just lookin’ at you makes me wanna whip you!”
Dan to Sagat: “Some emperor you are. Consider my father avenged!”
Sagat to Dan: “I only accept worthy challengers. Why did you think you could challenge me?”
Dan to Lucia: “I promised my father I wouldn’t cause trouble for the cops...So, um, we cool…?”
Lucia to Dan: “Maybe I’m just bein’ paranoid, but somethin’ tells me I betta keep an eye on this bozo.”
Dan to Seth: “You lookin’ for combat data? C’mere, I’ll install the Saikyo-Style onto your system!”
Seth to Dan: “Unnecessary data. Deleting...”
Nice to be back. Tired as hell. Complete story synopsis and stuff later.