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Cocaine is helluva drug! Though Snipes might only be able to afford Crystal Meth these days... Edit: Perez is still pretty fine for her age, not gonna lie.

They probably have agreements with the CIA not to do that stuff to Americans in exchange for getting free reign to do whatever the fuck they want.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-gives-black-american-of-courage-award-to-robert-downey-jr-for-role-in-tropic-thunder

How does her fat ass get down a manhole? 🤔

Option 3: People really aren't facing consequences for being assholes they should be facing. If more places were handing out beatings like Waffle House people would probably stop pulling this bullshit.

IMO online ticket brokers gave figured out the max amount they can charge for tickets. I don't mind the prices, but me and my wife are both fairly high income and it seems silly to drop that much money on one night of entertainment.

I grew up on a ranch. Donkeys are the waffle house employees of livestock. They want ALL the smoke.

It really doesn't matter if he's productive or not, it's pretty hard to fire someone with a documented disability.

SOR4 was surprisingly awesome. I loved that they made it really hard. The final boss was SERIOUS on hard difficulty.

Damn Elon is definitely about to catch an ADA lawsuit. I can't believe he said that publicly lol.

There's even been a few cases of women hooking up with an underage boy and then hitting him up for child support. The simping in the legal profession is next level.

The kind of girls you recommend need a diesel to haul them around.

IMO paternity fraud should be criminally prosecuted.

It's because they charge businesses 3% or so to use credit cards. Some businesses float that to the customer.

When I was in college I worked at Target and we had a bus route change that decided to include the "underserved" part of town and they ended up stealing so much the store manager had the bus stop moved. It was hilarious because it was the exact opposite of what all the "feels before reals" folks were saying was going to happen.

Putting the GUN in Gundam!

Not gonna lie dude this sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. There's a good chance you are dealing with a girl who has borderline personality disorder.

This IS TOO GOOD! https://babylonbee.com/news/lori-lightfoot-blames-election-loss-on-tricksy-hobbitses/

Living well after you have leveled up is the best revenge on a female. That and pointing out how fat your ex has gotten to her face. God damn, there really is nothing better than that.

What if Lady and the Tramp is about two female dogs and we make one a lipstick lesbian and the other a butch bulldog lesbian? Guys, I think I am ready to head a department at Disney!

Had a similar experience a few years ago on vacation. It took about a week to sort out. The bank told me that restaurant servers and hotel employees are the typical culprits. I only use debit at grocery stores these days, on vacations I use credit or cash. Last time my credit card was compromised it took me 15 whole minutes to get the money back.

In my opinion Tesla fanboys are similar to Apple in which the people who buy them are borderline zealots in their devotion to the company. For the price point of a Tesla you can buy a fully loaded Acura or Lexus. Electric cars have a long way to go before I will consider buying one.

I work at a top level hospital, and we treat celebrities from time to time. Some of them are really cool, but every now and then we have one that acts like they are a descendant of Catherine the Great and then demands ridiculous special treatment. I personally think everyone should be treated the same and I don't believe in aristocracy, BUT I might be willing to accommodate someone if they aren't being an asshole for no reason. If they are being a dick I'm saying no automatically out of spite.