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Yep. For some reason everyone thinks I'm black. I'm the inverse @zatalcon3

I'm not black. But, no one cared in my family about my wife's ethnicity.

I'm in decent shape, slim but not overly jacked. I'm 42 and in pretty good shape compared to most people my age. If I wanted to be jacked at my age I'd probably have to get on gear and I don't really see the point of risking my health to look like a SuperHero. I avoid women in public in general. I find interactions with them to be unpleasant.

I HATE when celebs pull that shit. They can pony up the money to rent the park out for a day or they can wait in line like everyone else.

I keep my phone in my car or on my desk. I rarely carry it in my pocket other than in and out of work.

Edit: Look at her just LEERING at him. I just hope this man remembers that he is STUNNING AND BRAVE! #STOPSTARING

Florida boy on his way to becoming Florida Man!

I'm betting raised by a single mother personally. Every time I've had a run in with a teen kid that's the case, they get real mad when they find out they aren't going to get to bully some small kid for no reason. Teen boys need to be checked HARD by a Dad or they get way out of line. Women just aren't capable of maintaining discipline in a house IMO.

Even though it is good that he was served justice, I still personally believe he was just a sacrificial lamb to take everyone's attention of the fact that all the Epstein Islanders are skating charges.

If there is a plane crash does it come back on the last guy who did maintenance?

This is mostly from how these rules are applied in my experience with my children. My son has had to go home for pretty innocuous boy play and my daughter has gotten what I consider severe "mean girl" abuse which IMO was way more damaging psychologically and the rules didn't apply to THAT type of bullying.

Schools now are way too anti-bullying now, though I think the stuff that teachers let slide when I was in school was pretty ridiculous. I saw some kids get pretty rough beatings especially freshmen vs seniors.

The Family Court system is really fucked up. Most Social Workers burn out after a couple of years because of the amount of terrible things they see happen and how bad the state is at actually addressing real problems. I know a girl who I went to school with who burned out after 5 years and said there were several parents who just needed to catch a bullet between the teeth.

Battlestar was an awesome show, every season was great except the one that took place during the writer's strike. That one had some really goofy episodes. I think it was S3? Either way, it was a really awesome show and Admiral Adama's testicular fortitude made him one of my favorite sci-fi captains.

You ain't about to catch@zatalcon3 simping!

Obesity is mostly a problem in the developed world because of food abundance and processed foods/sugars. It's hard to be overweight when you have to actually hunt or scrounge the forest for food.

Meta trying to find a new way to make money since the idea of online mansions for real life house prices fell through. I can't believe people aren't willing to drop 400k on a make believe house!

I rode a bike to work for years, after my 5th or 6th close call I just got tired of it and stopped doing it. It's just not worth being hospitalized to save a few bucks vs driving a car. For the longest time I drove across an empty field to work, but once they turned it into a suburb it became a game of Frogger to get to work.

Honestly bike lanes should be above or below the road. It’s just too dangerous to have them intermingle the way they do in most cities.

Griffindor! Griffindor!

I hate how so many dealers are pulling bullshit like this now. These dealers are starting to act like the assholes who sell Ferraris. I noped out of getting my wife a new Bronco because the dealer wanted 25-30k over MSRP when they launched. What's next am I gonna have to put a premium down next time I want a minivan?

It really didn't seem worthy of posting on the internet. Florida Man has given me unrealistic expectations.

You know the sex has got to be off the chain to marry her twice. 😏

Women always say they want a sensitive dude but the guys I know who show their emotions get punished pretty hard by women for doing so. I think it's cognitive dissonance, society is telling them they want a sensitive man, but their biology is screaming for dominance.