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Woman on Top would be a QTE that not even L1 could save you from.

Blizz has been running its Con for way too long. Ever since the D2 Expansion. I'd say the timing is apt.

More of them would be... ...but they talk out of their asses, and y'know, butt plugs kind of prevent that.

AND they're paying $1000 one time + $100 a month to do so.

Future generations, upon having rebuilt from the inevitable incoming Mad Max era, will look back, and note that the fall of civilization was closely correlated with the rise of barely legal teen Just Fans/porn, and the advent of "Princess Plugs". Now with 100% more Princess. 200% if you count the MSRP.

Given the inherent design structure of much of the game? Nope. The objective is to maximize speed and minimize time, whilst also maxing out one's score, whilst also dealing with enemies, environmental hazards, and bosses that require multiple hits in enclosed arenas. It isn't bad design at all. It is quite thoughtfully laid out, actually. But it isn't nonstop pedal to the metal, and nor was it ever intended to be.

FAR AND AWAY, the single and singularly best part of King of Fighter 13 was... ...its 4 disk soundtrack. That ish is legit liquid-metal hot fire. It was worth the $40, of itself.

You are one of the ones who truly get me.

What the unholy fuck are these goddamned vocals doing shitting up my Guilty Gear? I could forgive Heavy Day, because it was an intro, Ride the Fire barely got a pass, and normally skipped, and Lily was simple enough to simply delete from my library. But this? Blasphemy.

Trolling on social media ought to be dubbed: "Twit or Tweet".

Tom Holland needs Wahlberg just to avoid having to go the whole Tom Cruise on a stepstool vs Nichole Kidman route.

Madame Twinkie. ... Too race-presumptive? To wit: "Twit", or "To It?: To wit: No wit, only Tweet. Imagine Tweety Bird reimagined thusly.

Revenge of Shinobi is still my favorite. 😕

You're one of THOSE guys who thinks that you ought to be able to roll top speed through the whole game, aren't you?

*downloads "bang" GIF to hard-drive* *adds Adblock filterlist: Furfags*

The fact that Sonicfox... is a... thing.

@MillionX What system are you looking for the Firebird helm on? I have it non-seasonal on PS4. I stopped doing seasons when they started giving things like an extra Kanai slot. Better to never play that way than to have it taken back in three months.

Do you have an extra copy of any of the other pieces of the set? If so, then rerolling one of them in the cube is far faster.

After clearing RE3:R on Hardcore in under 2 hours, I am now finally taking on Hollow Knight in-between my adventures in Fallout 4. I really like it. I got to the first boss, at like half life, and almost beat him the first try, but got 8-bit cornered. I was literally within 1-2 hits of killing him, though. I know this because I killed him on the second go. I like it a lot thus far. I kind of hate having nothing to spend my money on right now, though. 500 coin and nary an item to purchase.

5,2,3,4,1 It is funny. Gaming was still something to be "shunned", by the normies, as "uncool", by their social programing, when the PS1 launched. It wasn't hard to aquire at all. The 2 was fucking stooooopid hard to get early on, and had disk drive breakage issues with the first runs even if you did get one. Regardless, I wasn't willing to upgrade until SC2 and CvS2 were both out on it. The PS3 was moderately hard to get in the beginning, due to its Backward Comp, but the absurd Neo-Geo Lite price tag coupled with MS's success at converting normies to gaming via the 360, still took down a lot of its initial fire. I myself waited for the MGS4 Special Edition. I got a 4 when I wanted it... basically once Diablo 3 came out on it. It was a BF, and I got it easily, and I got it cheap, at Target. There is literally nothing out on the PS5 currently, that could compel me to actively seek one out. I played DeSo to death on the PS3. Everything else that is even passing interesting on the 5, is also a "Last Gen" release. At this point the PS5 is more of a "side-grade", than anything. Those load times are certainly nice in comparison with a vanilla PS4, but they're not compelling enough for me to upgrade from a suped-up, Pro with an SSD in it. The fact that I have the better Switch version, and a Lite, also helps mitigate the PS5 shortage into complete and utter irrelevance. Then there is my PS4 backlog...

Every time you see one for sale, massively marked up, it is the cuntbag scalpers. It ought to be really easy to quantify.

I know I know. 😕

He-Man is actually She-Ra's identical twin sister, lost upon Eternia, found by Skeletor as an infant, and evilly masculated in an effort to suppress her true power as the morally perfect, independent, superior She-Ma'am, from ever ascending to her rightful place as God. Because God is perfect, and thus female. The Goddess steps to the left, and bravely allows She-Ma'am to rule co-jointly, and they embrace in an eternal passion of bumping clits. Yin and Yin, just as nature intended. The true Mistresses of the Universe. This in turn liberates all of the Men-Type figures, and they realize that they are all hitting the gym so much that they are obviously gay. An American Gods episode ensues. Spoilers: If you cannot tell whether the above is a parody of Left Wokeness, or of Republican Non-Think, well... Congratulations. Point.

Of a logically completely baseless, arbitrary designation of beginning. Hurrah, numerical truths are inevitable. CE, isn't. I can't wait until the 99.9999999% improbable moment where we can finally trace a path back to the exact first instant of humans being. Then we can recalibrate the date, and just go ahead and keep on pretending that the earth sits atop humanity's cock and rotates thusly, revolving precisely around our collective directionally-accentuated ego, in neat little packages of 365 days, and we're still the temporal center of the universe. Yay, us.

No less, and never...more.