JHDK

Charmin, if needed. Sanitary wipes are your friend, too. But seriously, bidet or shower, or bust. I am regular, so I hit and quit, then shower, every single time. Fuck toilet paper - SHOWER. Toilet paper is the hand grenades of hygiene. Toilet paper is the horseshoes of hygiene. Toilet paper is the mulligan of hygiene. No. Not Carey Mulligan. Worse.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Sigh. "Sick", my "Duck" "Duck" my "Fuck" Not Tekken players after all, eh?

@DarkSakul @RSG3 Stop it with the Steve mirror matches.

All I really cared about was Max. And HE looks OP as all fuck. Which pleases me. If anything, I would have wanted Zan, next.

Pro X Super Wii-NES 4 U 2 Switch 64+5 Because S-Mega Drive isn't as elegant. Comes in Sasha Grey And Eva Greene (lite version only) Amiibo buttplug required.* Sold separately. *Some natural orientation drift may occur.

I won't buy another console until they finally start producing ones with controllers that don't drift faster than grape gum loses its flavor. It isn't like DS2s and GameCube controllers are ancient alien artifacts. It's merely shitty, cheap, highly flawed design, predicated upon rapine greed.

Switch Pro One S: Now with 90% Last Gen Power.

Yup. The best sword in the game's recipe.

Okay. It isn't QUITE Taylor Swift levels of Godawful, I'll grant you that.

Not at all. It is 100% analogous to a tee with how much I dislike the horse racing in DQ11. Your defending that shit is terribad, of a level with O.G. Sony Defense Force awful.

That's like saying that if you got the chance to bang a 10 for 100+ hours, you'd gladly accept a gay porn star up your ass for 20+ minutes. I would not. And DQ11 is an 8.5 at best.

Wokeness. Where even triple anal is wholesome. EDIT: You KNOW she got that microphone off of a porn set.

Nah, my man... nah. I love, and I do mean I fuckin' LOVE, the Dragon Quest series. Dragon Quest is in my too 3 JRPGs of all time. If you cleared all of those races in anything even remotely resembling a mere 10 minutes, then you had RNGesus, that other "soft Z" Zeus, and a hack/editor on your side. They are bullshit. They are un-fun, and they are antithetical to everything I have come to love the DQ series for. They literally made the game not worth finishing, for me. Which is a shame. Because it is mechanically the most engaging entry in the series.

Zangief be like "If I could do 180s that fast, walking FABs would be pedestrian."

Official statement by JHDK: China is not a real, legitimate nation. China is a cunt tree.

Holy shit... they even made Cena do the Chinese facial ticks, lmmfao. Cena got a baby dick.

I love the meta it brings to the table, regarding the perhaps often nearly squelched, yet still nonetheless ongoing rumblings about the soulless, human-hating whore of an offbrand Satan that Hollywood actually is. Hollywood is evil. Full stop. Hollywood. Cancel people who dislike smoking fags. Cancel people who don't hate Germany. Cancel everyone who doesn't see the world in Black and White. And then cancel everyone who sees the world as binary, in the same breath. But don't even THINK about fucking with China's evil, imperialist, racist, genocidal nature. Because THAT'S oppressing billions. USD.

Also: If DQ12 has anything locked behind utter horseshit like mandatory horse racing, then I simply won't bother picking it up. I stopped playing DQ11 almost 2/3 of the way through it, because of that nonsense imposition upon my RPG time, and never went back. If I wanted to play a shitty faux version of Mario Kart, I'd go mobile.

DQ giving you the option is what makes it DQ. 95% of my time playing 11, all I did was hit X once at the start. But that was my choice.

Well then. Fuck me. Looks like this might be the best thing since 2002 Dream Match. We got Hinako too?

Also: @M A R T I A N Yeah. I maxed out the reporter, and got Gift of Gab. I am also laying pipe to Piper. +15% experience for a banging implication, is so very choice.

That's what I meant by an extension. 🙂

Under-promoting a non-competitively priced console after a dead on delivery extension, did not help. It was too stupid for words. Everyone was still on 2D, and the PS1 wasn't God's Gift to 3D. All they had to do was actually advertise the damned thing, and MAYBE knock $100 off... maybe. But in all honesty their brand name would probably have been enough to ensure that the Saturn got a large enough installed user-base, if they had made more than one commercial and actually aired it more than a handful of times for a couple of weeks. Sega's failure to promote the Saturn was probably half of Sony's foot in the door.

You are not wrong. I have known one. And I retain him.