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JHDK

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  1. "Popo Rain" "Little Red Coat-Vest" "U Got the Hook" "Where Ducks Fly" "Ninty to the Nines"
  2. Expansive worlds to romp around in at will. I am not defending the bugs But their GotY Editions are best in class. .
  3. The irony being that Charge-Type characters were created specifically to be the beginner friendly characters, without the hassle of motions, much less the O.G. SRK (all 3 inputs required). Shotos have always been the main long range zoning characters. They're not the easiest to play, imo.
  4. Pretty much the exact opposite, actually For me at any rate. I do love me a Bethesda sandbox. You're not a cat. So it is a bad look shitting in my sandboxes.
  5. Her DNA ultimately gets altered to where she can bend space-time, and she falls back millenia,to become the 1st Chozo. The Chozo One, as were.
  6. Well then. My faith in Nintendo as the last bastion of genuine gaming is redeemed yet again.
  7. I appreciate the troll meta. It is purloined letter levels of fantastic.
  8. Today I learned that I am probably not a hero. DC asked the #HarleyQuinn team to remove a scene from Season 3 in which Batman performs oral sex on Catwoman. Why? "Heroes don't do that" @justin_halpern @PMSchumacker https://t.co/BSpuc1rjKE pic.twitter.com/jMOC2J6H22 — Joe Otterson (@JoeOtterson) June 14, 2021 TIL that I most definitely am not a hero.
  9. Or: What is the sound of 1/5 boy band fapping? Answer: Justin Timberlake: Kay-Ass: No Whys Given.
  10. It is a running gag. And a Zen Koan. What is the sound of Anemic Irony kicking rocks?
  11. I failed to discern much difference. The Edgelordishness (tm) is perhaps a bit sharper than it was in FFXV (pick a connotation), granted. But once you've hit the actual slums of the slums of FFVII, you've pretty much hit absolute, or, dare I say, FINAL Etropy. No more magic. Just a bunch of gay rocks. Maybe a boy band.
  12. And not a single eyelid shall be batted publicly until/if the next breakup. I almost feel bad for the dude without even knowing him. C. Viper crossups for days, every day.
  13. You've pretty well and precisely hit upon why I don't buy Kunio games anymore. I absolutely adored RCR... but that was because it was a 2P RPG Best 'em Up... on the NES, that I could play with my little brother. The 3DS one only served to illustrate that whilst the graphics might be smoother, the gameplay has not advanced at all, and has aged badly. Those hitboxes are pure garbage. Scott Pilgrim was lesser than NES RCR too. Imo. I AM mad hype for the new TMNT game. Until then, I've SoR4, and trying to get S clears with everyone.
  14. Superman was making damned sure that stupid little mouth breather gets the opportunity to reproduce and dilute the next gen gene pool enough that there will be no chance of a future Luthor. He was not only taking zero chances, he was making an impression, conditioning the kid to not think. Supes be meta like 'dat.
  15. Diehard Diablo fans are the worst, most unpleasant cunts imaginable. They insist that Resurrected remain exactly the same, despite the fact that D2 was a horribly imbalanced mess that succeeded all but in spite of itself. And every single one of those hypocritical moist taints who decried power creep, ran a fucking Hammerdin.
  16. Sorry to be basic, but... ...best to worst NES Mega Man games: 2>4>5>3>1>>>6 Anything with Bass is more gay rapey than a Dumb and Dumber public bathroom scene without Harry's intervention. Which also involved a punk named Bass. Probably not a coincidence.
  17. Man... Mario Golf and Disgaea 6 at the tail end of this month. And Super Mario 3D World is $49.99 on Amazon, now... physical. June is stacked.
  18. It is even worse, when it is a game like Borderlands 3. Only one save.. Sucks to be a fan, I guess. Because each character... is a save. True story. and yeah - it is nonsense.
  19. By that same measure, just so Anakin. By that same measure, Tic-Tac-Toe. Which is to say it is arbitrary as a Marvel Comic Hero's power level.
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