KingTubb

"Ok, I'm going to need a hula hoop, a bottle of cholula, an handle of tito's, and LOTS of water based lubricant!"

A dog can do a fireball in SF4, I'm saying someone's done a hit confirm SA2 cancel with 3S chun with... uh... not the normal way. Aight, I'm out, this gettin' nasty

What's the verdict on greenface? Is it racist? Cause if not, got some sensual Blanka coming your way

Hold up, I ain't comfortable with making "jail bate" shit. You could give me all the money in the world, but I ain't gonna dress up like Ness or whatever the fuck them stink perverts are into

Darc a lot more real than I am... And i usually think thick tattooed chicks are hot. She looks like the ali express version of a lot of the insta/twitter/tiktok tattoo nerd women

Thanks @GetTheTablesand @Mattatsu gonna go with Kollector first and foremost. His animations looks like some of the best I've seen from MK11, so if I'm gonna suck ass, I wanna suck ass in style

Just had a thought... What if VF Esports is just Sega running VF tournaments at the 2021 olympics? If anyone would, it'd be fucking Sega.

Agreed. Good for her, she's making her money and is her own boss. I'm honestly too scared to put my butthole on the internet. All that money I'm leaving on the table

out of curiosity I hit up her twitter and onlyfans page. She's charging $17 a month just for the previews of picture sets. you gotta pay extra for that. That's it. I'm convinced, magic is real and this woman is a wizard Edit: Checked out her TikTok too. It ain't shit. Wizard confirmed

Word, ain't my place to say what ponds you wanna cast your rod into.

I guess, but is she running a blue light special? Not trying to be mean, but there's a lot of women on OnlyFans that I would say are literally the pokemon evolution of this chick. Fuck... Racist yesterday, sexist today. Ya boy ain't gonna make it out of 2020

How does she have 1.9 million followers? Am I missing something?

I got confused. He's really only been on the tournament scene for a short time. My bad

Wait, what? That jabroni was saying in interviews he had only been playing 3s for a year!

This isn't about me. I'm an old man who started too late and is a lost cause. But in all honesty, silverhammer (or whatever his tag is) was who I was cheering for last year. I guess he had only been playing about a year and I liked that he played Urien. Also, the juul hanging out of his mouth had me in stitches

ppfffft poppycock. February is plenty of time you get you in championship shape. That guy's a loser

You should vtube or something. And start a GoFundMe. I wanna see you whoop on that one ponytailed dude that smokes a Juul while he plays

Damn, Spin getting feisty. Good for you, man! We gonna see you on the Jazzy Circuit if it happens next year?

Ok, so I'm thinking of either playing Kollector, Noob, or Sheeva. Jacqui looks kinda cool too. Mind you this is totally by looks and what I could tell by their trailers. Should I avoid any of these purely based on me never playing MK before?

I still get that sometimes in arcades, but usually it's just cause I'm surprised. Like when I saw 2 rows of 12 viewlix cabs at a giant arcade in Reno. They had some wild shit on those cabs, too.

Might be good on my korean stick too. That thing has tiny corners. But the new hitbox case should be getting here right before MK does, so might as well break them in together

Oh boy, that kid smelled like cheese and probably ate his boogers. I really couldn't stand x-rays. After you seen a man's testicles explode once, you don't need to see it again. I don't really remember much about the gameplay past that it had weird motions that I wasn't familiar with. They're usually pretty simple, but I was just picking random characters and had no idea what the hell was going on Also, I really don't like the look of the game. It's way too dark and all the colors are kinda samey to me. But on my own system, hopefully I can boost the brightness so I can actually see what's going on

I usually can find the fun. I generally have fun with every fighting game I boot up. There's like maybe one, maybe two, that I genuinely had a bad time playing. Unfortunately, one of those games was MK11, but times have changed 🤷‍♀️

his bra, duh.