weneedhim

I've always found it perplexing how drug dealers operate. If I were in that line of work my products wouldn't just be for drug addicts but also to individuals pursuing rapid weight loss.

Why exert so much time and effort at the gym and oppressing yourself with a girlyman diet when you can just smoke crack and have your weight reduce at an increasing weight? This save them time and also generates extra revenue for the dealers. It's a win win.

I've always found it perplexing how drug dealers operate. If I were in that line of work my products wouldn't just be for drug addicts but also to individuals pursuing rapid weight loss.

Why exert so much time and effort at the gym and oppressing yourself with a girlyman diet when you can just smoke crack and have your weight reduce at an increasing weight? This save them time and also generates extra revenue for the dealers. It's a win win.

you can if your area isn't for girls

Hi guys, I'm in a bit of a pickle right now.

I've been dating a girl for 3 months, and recently discovered she's a member of a cult. She mentioned that she is restricted to have any form of  physical intimacy with non-members but she loves me very much anyway. After tonights date, she took me to a forest where her group was gathered. She unpacked rope, an apple, and a paint brush, and said I'd need to undress and lie on a tree stump soon. She then told me to dress down to my boxers so she can put red circles around my nipples. There were caged cats nearby too.  Obviously, I felt uneasy and due to that I told her I am going to the bushes a few yards away because I needed to take a shit (truth is, i was trying to find a way to get out of there). However, as I was about to run a thought just came into my head that maybe this could lead to something like a scene from "Eyes Wide Shut." So I'm now here, trying to get the fastest advice possible. I'm unsure if this is all a plot for me to be sacrificed (or even sodomized) or have my 1st orgy.

I can't ask them myself for what this is about because they are atheists so they will likely lie about what they want to do to me. 

Do you think this is a sacrificial ritual  or "Mr Peepee's best day ever"?

you can if your area isn't for girls

Hi guys, I'm in a bit of a pickle right now.

I've been dating a girl for 3 months, and recently discovered she's a member of a cult. She mentioned that she is restricted to have any form of  physical intimacy with non-members but she loves me very much anyway. After tonights date, she took me to a forest where her group was gathered. She unpacked rope, an apple, and a paint brush, and said I'd need to undress and lie on a tree stump soon. She then told me to dress down to my boxers so she can put red circles around my nipples. There were caged cats nearby too.  Obviously, I felt uneasy and due to that I told her I am going to the bushes a few yards away because I needed to take a shit (truth is, i was trying to find a way to get out of there). However, as I was about to run a thought just came into my head that maybe this could lead to something like a scene from "Eyes Wide Shut." So I'm now here, trying to get the fastest advice possible. I'm unsure if this is all a plot for me to be sacrificed (or even sodomized) or have my 1st orgy.

I can't ask them myself for what this is about because they are atheists so they will likely lie about what they want to do to me. 

Do you think this is a sacrificial ritual  or "Mr Peepee's best day ever"?

I've never heard of her

Why would we (and you) care about a Jalen Green over a Lebron? Why would we want a doink the clown when we can have a Roman Reigns?

Let us have religion threads again. You can make it like an event such as one weekend a month or something. Instead getting some nobody to return you can get a chance to finally have the greatest shoryuken poster of all time to sign with megashock. 
 
Bring back religion threads because It is only HE who can boost the ratings of this site!

#CISCOSAVEUS!

I've never heard of her

Why would we (and you) care about a Jalen Green over a Lebron? Why would we want a doink the clown when we can have a Roman Reigns?

Let us have religion threads again. You can make it like an event such as one weekend a month or something. Instead getting some nobody to return you can get a chance to finally have the greatest shoryuken poster of all time to sign with megashock. 
 
Bring back religion threads because It is only HE who can boost the ratings of this site!

#CISCOSAVEUS!

I've never heard of her

Why would we (and you) care about a Jalen Green over a Lebron? Why would we want a doink the clown when we can have a Roman Reigns?

Let us have religion threads again. You can make it like an event such as one weekend a month or something. Instead getting some nobody to return you can get a chance to finally have the greatest shoryuken poster of all time to sign with megashock. 
 
Bring back religion threads because It is only HE who can boost the ratings of this site!

#CISCOSAVEUS!

If you can't tell then feed em broccoli
if the fart comes in 3's then it's a siss if it's "BRAAAA!" then Brah

Then again i don't know what non-binary means, is it closer to ajamie lee curtis or to a fishjie? 
 

If you can't tell then feed em broccoli
if the fart comes in 3's then it's a siss if it's "BRAAAA!" then Brah

Then again i don't know what non-binary means, is it closer to ajamie lee curtis or to a fishjie? 
 

I need help learning how to stalk someone online

I  went on a date today with someone I matched with on Tinder. I was so excited and was expecting to have hot sex today: I went to the gym, i took about 6 pills of Ginseng, drank a protean drink, and i jerked off about 3 times an hour before I left for the date. 

Now, we finally meet at the restaurant and she was a thicker than I thought she would be.  I was shocked , disappointed and confused through out the whole date. Anyway, i pretended that I was happy to meet her and  just rolled with it. I'm a nice guy. I did bring up how different she looks on her profile and she replies that they are old photos (i didn't look at her tinder profile during this date). As we were eating, i was starting to feel sick because she was unattractive and she would talk neurotically fast that she would occasionally end up spitting on my food or have spit on the sides of her mouth. I ended up feeling so suck that I literally went to the bathroom and puked.  

The date ends, we add each other on IG and i took a glance at some of her photos and noticed how different she looked in them.. so the bill comes, and she would venmo me her half of the bill  (which was $19). As I was driving home, it started to dawn to me how odd her appearance was in person compared to her pics, and I just thought to myself that people just unfortunately hit the wall. Anyway, I get home and I discovered that she didn't venmo me half of her bill yet, now she took my venmo account but i didn't take hers. I had no way to message her on venmo. I asked for the $19 on Tinder's chat and as I was waiting for a response, I browsed her photos and it just dawned to me that they are probably not the same person. I screen shotted her account just in case she would unmatch me, which she did. She also unfollowed me on her IG.. 

I can't remember her user name on IG or venmo so i can't report her or make a new account to make threats. Is there a way i can track her down and make her pay her $19? She has to be brought to justice!

I need help learning how to stalk someone online

I  went on a date today with someone I matched with on Tinder. I was so excited and was expecting to have hot sex today: I went to the gym, i took about 6 pills of Ginseng, drank a protean drink, and i jerked off about 3 times an hour before I left for the date. 

Now, we finally meet at the restaurant and she was a thicker than I thought she would be.  I was shocked , disappointed and confused through out the whole date. Anyway, i pretended that I was happy to meet her and  just rolled with it. I'm a nice guy. I did bring up how different she looks on her profile and she replies that they are old photos (i didn't look at her tinder profile during this date). As we were eating, i was starting to feel sick because she was unattractive and she would talk neurotically fast that she would occasionally end up spitting on my food or have spit on the sides of her mouth. I ended up feeling so suck that I literally went to the bathroom and puked.  

The date ends, we add each other on IG and i took a glance at some of her photos and noticed how different she looked in them.. so the bill comes, and she would venmo me her half of the bill  (which was $19). As I was driving home, it started to dawn to me how odd her appearance was in person compared to her pics, and I just thought to myself that people just unfortunately hit the wall. Anyway, I get home and I discovered that she didn't venmo me half of her bill yet, now she took my venmo account but i didn't take hers. I had no way to message her on venmo. I asked for the $19 on Tinder's chat and as I was waiting for a response, I browsed her photos and it just dawned to me that they are probably not the same person. I screen shotted her account just in case she would unmatch me, which she did. She also unfollowed me on her IG.. 

I can't remember her user name on IG or venmo so i can't report her or make a new account to make threats. Is there a way i can track her down and make her pay her $19? She has to be brought to justice!

I need help learning how to stalk someone online

I  went on a date today with someone I matched with on Tinder. I was so excited and was expecting to have hot sex today: I went to the gym, i took about 6 pills of Ginseng, drank a protean drink, and i jerked off about 3 times an hour before I left for the date. 

Now, we finally meet at the restaurant and she was a thicker than I thought she would be.  I was shocked , disappointed and confused through out the whole date. Anyway, i pretended that I was happy to meet her and  just rolled with it. I'm a nice guy. I did bring up how different she looks on her profile and she replies that they are old photos (i didn't look at her tinder profile during this date). As we were eating, i was starting to feel sick because she was unattractive and she would talk neurotically fast that she would occasionally end up spitting on my food or have spit on the sides of her mouth. I ended up feeling so suck that I literally went to the bathroom and puked.  

The date ends, we add each other on IG and i took a glance at some of her photos and noticed how different she looked in them.. so the bill comes, and she would venmo me her half of the bill  (which was $19). As I was driving home, it started to dawn to me how odd her appearance was in person compared to her pics, and I just thought to myself that people just unfortunately hit the wall. Anyway, I get home and I discovered that she didn't venmo me half of her bill yet, now she took my venmo account but i didn't take hers. I had no way to message her on venmo. I asked for the $19 on Tinder's chat and as I was waiting for a response, I browsed her photos and it just dawned to me that they are probably not the same person. I screen shotted her account just in case she would unmatch me, which she did. She also unfollowed me on her IG.. 

I can't remember her user name on IG or venmo so i can't report her or make a new account to make threats. Is there a way i can track her down and make her pay her $19? She has to be brought to justice!

I need help learning how to stalk someone online

I  went on a date today with someone I matched with on Tinder. I was so excited and was expecting to have hot sex today: I went to the gym, i took about 6 pills of Ginseng, drank a protean drink, and i jerked off about 3 times an hour before I left for the date. 

Now, we finally meet at the restaurant and she was a thicker than I thought she would be.  I was shocked , disappointed and confused through out the whole date. Anyway, i pretended that I was happy to meet her and  just rolled with it. I'm a nice guy. I did bring up how different she looks on her profile and she replies that they are old photos (i didn't look at her tinder profile during this date). As we were eating, i was starting to feel sick because she was unattractive and she would talk neurotically fast that she would occasionally end up spitting on my food or have spit on the sides of her mouth. I ended up feeling so suck that I literally went to the bathroom and puked.  

The date ends, we add each other on IG and i took a glance at some of her photos and noticed how different she looked in them.. so the bill comes, and she would venmo me her half of the bill  (which was $19). As I was driving home, it started to dawn to me how odd her appearance was in person compared to her pics, and I just thought to myself that people just unfortunately hit the wall. Anyway, I get home and I discovered that she didn't venmo me half of her bill yet, now she took my venmo account but i didn't take hers. I had no way to message her on venmo. I asked for the $19 on Tinder's chat and as I was waiting for a response, I browsed her photos and it just dawned to me that they are probably not the same person. I screen shotted her account just in case she would unmatch me, which she did. She also unfollowed me on her IG.. 

I can't remember her user name on IG or venmo so i can't report her or make a new account to make threats. Is there a way i can track her down and make her pay her $19? She has to be brought to justice!

I need help learning how to stalk someone online

I  went on a date today with someone I matched with on Tinder. I was so excited and was expecting to have hot sex today: I went to the gym, i took about 6 pills of Ginseng, drank a protean drink, and i jerked off about 3 times an hour before I left for the date. 

Now, we finally meet at the restaurant and she was a thicker than I thought she would be.  I was shocked , disappointed and confused through out the whole date. Anyway, i pretended that I was happy to meet her and  just rolled with it. I'm a nice guy. I did bring up how different she looks on her profile and she replies that they are old photos (i didn't look at her tinder profile during this date). As we were eating, i was starting to feel sick because she was unattractive and she would talk neurotically fast that she would occasionally end up spitting on my food or have spit on the sides of her mouth. I ended up feeling so suck that I literally went to the bathroom and puked.  

The date ends, we add each other on IG and i took a glance at some of her photos and noticed how different she looked in them.. so the bill comes, and she would venmo me her half of the bill  (which was $19). As I was driving home, it started to dawn to me how odd her appearance was in person compared to her pics, and I just thought to myself that people just unfortunately hit the wall. Anyway, I get home and I discovered that she didn't venmo me half of her bill yet, now she took my venmo account but i didn't take hers. I had no way to message her on venmo. I asked for the $19 on Tinder's chat and as I was waiting for a response, I browsed her photos and it just dawned to me that they are probably not the same person. I screen shotted her account just in case she would unmatch me, which she did. She also unfollowed me on her IG.. 

I can't remember her user name on IG or venmo so i can't report her or make a new account to make threats. Is there a way i can track her down and make her pay her $19? She has to be brought to justice!

I need help learning how to stalk someone online

I  went on a date today with someone I matched with on Tinder. I was so excited and was expecting to have hot sex today: I went to the gym, i took about 6 pills of Ginseng, drank a protean drink, and i jerked off about 3 times an hour before I left for the date. 

Now, we finally meet at the restaurant and she was a thicker than I thought she would be.  I was shocked , disappointed and confused through out the whole date. Anyway, i pretended that I was happy to meet her and  just rolled with it. I'm a nice guy. I did bring up how different she looks on her profile and she replies that they are old photos (i didn't look at her tinder profile during this date). As we were eating, i was starting to feel sick because she was unattractive and she would talk neurotically fast that she would occasionally end up spitting on my food or have spit on the sides of her mouth. I ended up feeling so suck that I literally went to the bathroom and puked.  

The date ends, we add each other on IG and i took a glance at some of her photos and noticed how different she looked in them.. so the bill comes, and she would venmo me her half of the bill  (which was $19). As I was driving home, it started to dawn to me how odd her appearance was in person compared to her pics, and I just thought to myself that people just unfortunately hit the wall. Anyway, I get home and I discovered that she didn't venmo me half of her bill yet, now she took my venmo account but i didn't take hers. I had no way to message her on venmo. I asked for the $19 on Tinder's chat and as I was waiting for a response, I browsed her photos and it just dawned to me that they are probably not the same person. I screen shotted her account just in case she would unmatch me, which she did. She also unfollowed me on her IG.. 

I can't remember her user name on IG or venmo so i can't report her or make a new account to make threats. Is there a way i can track her down and make her pay her $19? She has to be brought to justice!

I think the best way to rid of digestive parasites is to mix cocaine with your food while parasites that effect the skin can easily be taken cared of by injecting heroin on yourself. 

Me? Doramus opened his mouth and I took a shit on it. That is all. Atheists have to be checked once in awhile, other wise your forum can turn into a hubspot of girlymen who want to talk about cute bears, having warm hot white wine, and how cesar millan is violent.

Try to look at it from another perspective mod. Imagine yourself as the owner of the Pistons, who would you want to acquire on your team, wouldn't it be Lebron? You can get the Michael Jordan of Shoryuken posters to finally sign with megashock and boost its ratings. This site maybe good enough for you to put food on the table but if HE joins your site, you'll be able to have a thanksgiving feast.  Do you want peace or do you want to prosper?

Me? Doramus opened his mouth and I took a shit on it. That is all. Atheists have to be checked once in awhile, other wise your forum can turn into a hubspot of girlymen who want to talk about cute bears, having warm hot white wine, and how cesar millan is violent.

Try to look at it from another perspective mod. Imagine yourself as the owner of the Pistons, who would you want to acquire on your team, wouldn't it be Lebron? You can get the Michael Jordan of Shoryuken posters to finally sign with megashock and boost its ratings. This site maybe good enough for you to put food on the table but if HE joins your site, you'll be able to have a thanksgiving feast.  Do you want peace or do you want to prosper?

Christ's birthday was never stated in the Bible nor taught by his apostles, it was chosen by the church to be celebrated on Dec 25. They chose to retire their own winter winter solstice and replace it as a day to remember Christ's birth. That isn't copying.  Get it right and be thankful that it is just I who saw this because if it was HE who saw this academically fallacious post of yours, you'd be laying in your own blood.  

Christ's birthday was never stated in the Bible nor taught by his apostles, it was chosen by the church to be celebrated on Dec 25. They chose to retire their own winter winter solstice and replace it as a day to remember Christ's birth. That isn't copying.  Get it right and be thankful that it is just I who saw this because if it was HE who saw this academically fallacious post of yours, you'd be laying in your own blood.  

Christ's birthday was never stated in the Bible nor taught by his apostles, it was chosen by the church to be celebrated on Dec 25. They chose to retire their own winter winter solstice and replace it as a day to remember Christ's birth. That isn't copying.  Get it right and be thankful that it is just I who saw this because if it was HE who saw this academically fallacious post of yours, you'd be laying in your own blood.  

Christ's birthday was never stated in the Bible nor taught by his apostles, it was chosen by the church to be celebrated on Dec 25. They chose to retire their own winter winter solstice and replace it as a day to remember Christ's birth. That isn't copying.  Get it right and be thankful that it is just I who saw this because if it was HE who saw this academically fallacious post of yours, you'd be laying in your own blood.  

It means stop being a girlyman