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6 hours ago, misterBee said:

If I was immortal why would I be wasting my time in space?!  All the good stuff is on Earth!!!!!

That would be after Earth is gone though... I'd still consider this "home" as long as it's here...but eventually it goes away once the sun gets to be a problem (expanding into a "red giant").  After that, it's time to float around out there for a while until one hopefully finds some other world to be the new home-base.

cheh, it just hit me... the baby from....that fine ass woman and Joe... y'know that baby probably WON'T make it.  I just have a hunch about that...I don't think they will go through with making Joe a "new Dad" there.

Opening scene from the show tonight--- TOO awesome.  Holy shit, man.  This was Devoe's "Darth Vader in the Hallway scene" moment.

Ok, quick recap of just how gamebreaking this dude is...

• Super-genius intellect; far beyond anyone else on the planet.
• He can apparently control gravity.
• He can "Breach"/teleport wherever he wants apparently
• He can change the size of objects and living things.
• He can mentally control apparently any technological device...like psychic "hacking".
• The amorphous, elastic physiology he got from Ralph Dibney, which grants the side effect of being able to morph so he looks like anyone.
• General psychic manipulation powers. (*not quite sure if he's Xavier-level or not with it though)
• Almost forgot about this--- he can also control luck and probability; a power he stole from that girl with the "Jinx" effect/power.

^BRUH. 

edit---

Oh and I forgot yet another little thing--- the morphing body also means he can unlock any door, since he can turn his fingers into the keys...and of course if it's some computerized locking mechanism, that's handled by his ability to exert psychic control over all technology....and THAT'S if he doesn't decide to just teleport past the damn door anyway...and if it's a retinal or fingerprint scan...he could choose to morph into that person to unlock things that way.  
THEN there's the fact that bullets do nothing...because he can just bounce them off because of having the "elastic" body...he never has to worry about being shot by whoever shows up to stop him.  haha this guy is ridiculous.  I love it.
Sheeeeeit, I'd kill to have all of Devoe's stolen powers.... this guy is soooo OP.

*oh and if there is no limitation on gravity control.. you could use that to destroy the planet and anything else close to it by creating a point of infinite gravity... effectively creating the effects of a black hole right here on Earth.  You could then just teleport to another world after doing that.

ah, and that reminds me---possibly the worst kind of prison you could face as an immortal/invincible being... a black hole.  Drifting around in space, there's the problem of what happens if you accidentally get too close to one of those.(*edit--I always imagined that being the perfect way to defeat a creature like the Hulk, or even Doomsday; a black hole has theoretically infinite gravity----perfect counter to infinite strength.)

...so, for that problem, it would be good to have teleportation.... or interdimensional phasing, perhaps; those may be the only ways to get out of that.

yeah...  another example of a vid starting off looking aweesome... great art style and character lineup here....THEN I see "oh...it's a goddamn puzzle game" 😞 

one of the comments summed up my thoughts perfectly --"how to start up a hype train and derail it in under a minute" 

heh, it's amazing that he actually managed to beat that game... and yep, it kept using the whip right on through to the end.  My theory there is that he is one of those people that assumes the latest weapon you get is inherently better than anything you had previously, and thus it should be used in all scenarios for the rest of the game.  Or---and this is probably the more likely situation now that I think of it---it's just another example of his laziness.  His pattern is to always just rush through a game with as little effort or thinking as possible.  For the whole way through he was just mashing 1 attack button (punch) over and over forever, barely even trying to dodge anything.

funny thing is that he actually surpassed a certain old friend I know... the guy played Bayo up to the first thing that could be considered a boss (Fortitudo; the 2-headed large angel; the part where you fight the 2 heads in a church-looking area...to be fair this is the first real challenge in the game, actually; you could do what looks like a well-timed dodge in this fight and still get hit since his moves aren't easy to predict at all).  He couldn't get past it in a few tries and never touched the game again....that's kinda sad since you're still in just the first 20% of the game at that point.

holy shit---ok, this guy "swaggins" has apparently donated to Phil about 40,000 bits!?!?  So this works out to around $560 according to the calculations I see online.... who in their right mind donates that to ANY streamer?!  What in the hell? quick reference:

"You can buy Bits starting at $1.40 for 100, and then fritter them away while supporting your favorite streamer. A Cheer, to be clear, is an animated chat emote. Typing Cheer1 will generate a grey bouncing triangle, and cost you 1.4 cents." 

Of course, Snort Burnell already has a vid on that

A vid on how awesome the higher vamps of Witcher are:

*ALERT--- TEVIN'S STREAM right now... Phil struggling with Bayonetta

*holy shit this is "triggering" for any Bayonetta fan... Phil KEEPS on using that sorry ass whip weapon, CANNOT dodge worth a damn to get Witch Time... has no spatial awareness (as usual), doesn't seem to go for wicked weave combo enders, etc. etc. etc....jesus H. Christ, man... 

and he's back to using the whip again... in every fight, despite the fact that that weapon obviously sucks compared to Bayo's other options.

Martin repeats on VH-1 right now... Pam and Gina was such an incredible combo of hot ass... Tisha Campbell's DSLs were RIDICULOUSSSSSS...the girl was definitely one of the hottest women on tv in the 90s.  I'd eat the hell out of that.  She also had a hit music video at the time---"Push"....looking absolutely gorgeous in every scene there too.  

yeah I had to dig it up... observe... cool little song too; I still listen to it on occasion:

I'm guessing the JoJo episode was more of the same "stand user of the week" shit.... with this incredibly cool main villain continuing to tragically sit way in the background unused and forgotten 👎

My Hero Academia continues to be the real star of the lineup right now... great first impression there; I got caught up finally with the first episode then watched episode 2.  So.... I mainly check Toonami now for DB Super and My Hero Academia...and still for the DBZ repeats as well.

the woman that was "Mrs. Foreman" from That 70s Show was on this Seinfield repeat that was just on... sheeeeit, I'd ravage.  That's one seriously cute older woman there...and there is something about that voice that really works for me.

More VAMPYR.... just a few more weeks until this greatness arrives...

Rom Wills on point with another one

edit---on another note--- I tried the TGIF brand mozzarella cheese bread sticks last night; you can get that from the walmart freezer section... this was 20 cents more (4.98 vs. 4.78) than my usual Farmrich brand but I was curious about it.... sadly, it's NOT quite up on par.  They were decent, sure... but I would rather have had the Farmrich brand....it also seemed like they took longer to cook.

Fox & Friends is on... gorgeous Abby Huntsman is on with those Legs once again...  I'd eat.

Almighty Tevin is on with another live stream about Phil....

holy shit Abby is legendary...the leg-cross right now is SO serious 😳.... now they have this girl Kristina Partsinevolos on to talk about unemployment numbers... Kristina is a fine piece too, of course.  This is why Fox is great.

yeah and that's the funny thing... I'd bring up that you can either smuggle in your own food (heh, mom did it all the time when we were kids and she'd take us to the movies; I've known the dude since we were about 9 so he's like an occasionally annoying little brother).....OR you could just not have food at all during the movie to avoid the terrible prices at the concessions area.  He still considers the ticket prices themselves as "ahhh see that's too much.." 😆 Sheeeeit, at 10 bucks and change, you avoid eating out maybe 2 days in the week and *bam* you got enough to cover that.

On another note-- I don't usually eat or drink anything in a theater anyway....at least for me, eating something slightly distracts me from the main attraction of the movie itself; I want the movie to have my completely devoted attention.... and of course drinks raise the problem of possibly making you want to go piss before the movie is over.  Yep, I don't even want to *risk* missing something in that movie I just paid to see.

whatttttt.....yeah this foolishness with Young Thug and Future is HIGHLY questionable, bruh, and that's putting it nicely:

not that often, actually...even though the movie theater experience is kind of a big deal to me... there's still only a few types of movies that demand that experience, imo.  Lately that's just been comic book movies and some horror---specifically the new It.

I still think it's odd and kinda sad that a certain friend has given up on the movie theater experience completely, purely out of cheapness.  He's automatically factoring in the price of his girlfriend's ticket, along with any snacks he or she wants...(*he never considers going alone since the concern there is that she'd find out somehow and of course he'd be "in trouble" 😆)  This guy hasn't gone to the movie theater probably since the early 90s.  Now---I'm a proud cheapskate too but DAMN, man....that's a bit too far in hardcore cheapness even for me.  Yeah dude, have fun waiting on things like Avengers Infinity War to hit blu-ray and dvd, and trying to avoid random spoilers the entire time when literally every other fan has seen the shit. 

This is also annoying because it makes conversation quite difficult, obviously....since every time you bring up some movie (or shows since he's typically behind on those) it's always -"hey whoah I haven't seen that shit yet.." 🙄 oy vey, man

Sure... but my only condition with immortality is something else--- I need invincibility to go with it.  My worst fear as an immortal would be any scenario where I get dismembered, with presumably no regeneration factor to reform like your average high-level DBZ villain.  I would require super regeneration/healing factor (e.g.- Majin Buu; you could cut his head off or even vaporize the top half of his body...and he'll regenerate and be perfectly fine just a matter of seconds later.).....or outright invincibility.  

Even without the regeneration or invincibility, I'd at least consider it.... because the saddest thing about the human condition is that we have to die at some point....fuck that nonsense.  I'd prefer to always be around, even into the distant future when this galaxy no longer exists.  I'd love to be around to observe literally anything and everything that will happen for the rest of time....like a real life "Uatu the Watcher" from Marvel...there's bound to be some fascinating things that may happen 25 trillion years from now, somewhere in the universe....or even right here where our solar system once existed.  Yeah, I'd more than likely go for it.

*sidenote--the concept of immortality is part of the reason I've always been fascinated with the idea of vampirism.

The latest from Snort... apparently some banners Phil was using turned out to have Tevin's face hidden in them.  Leanna was hidden away in one of them too 😄 

On another note...every time the summer starts, it reminds me of how awesome childhood was... school would be out, and you were free to do absolutely nothing for a good 2.5 months or so.  It was incredible, man.... I'd watch USA Cartoon Express in the mornings while eating some breakfast mom cooked (lucky me; both parents and both grandmas were/are quite skilled in that kitchen, so my meal situation as a kid was covered no matter what)... then either play with toys, games or play outside...check out Price is Right at 10 am, then back to playing the rest of the day...perhaps get a nap around noon but wake up for the afternoon cartoons.  Nothing beat that summer vacation, man.  As working adults though we can still get some of that fun time back by simply taking off work mainly in the summertime.  I'm intending to take a good chunk of time off around the time Vampyr comes out, of course....which leads nicely right into E3 week.  Ohhhh it will be glorious.

sheeeeit, ok so I STILL wasn't quite done with Bayonetta 2 then... I kinda forgot about the Tag Climax mode and the unlockables there.... so I was playing that recently; unlocked Rodin AND "Lumen Sage" as playable characters!  Unfortunately this highlights one of my only gripes with the game though--- both of these badass dudes are ONLY playable in the Tag Climax mode though.  It would be cool if they were playable in Witch Trials or even Story mode, as odd as that would be.

NEXT WEEK-- Wizard of Legend on 5/15, folks.  Hell yeah. (*it's on everything... PC/X1/PS4/Switch)

there was some old rock song I heard on the radio the other day... I could've sworn they were saying the word "f-word describing gay people; or a cigarette if you're a Brit apparently" over and over in there (*I only really tip-toe around actually saying/writing that because that word is seemingly banned everywhere on the net except perhaps youtube comments, where anything goes...which is why I am always entertained by youtube comments, btw) ....I hate that I cannot remember the name or even anything else about it other than that... I intended to look it up online to check the lyrics for sure...hopefully they'll play it again.  It's a station that only plays "classic rock" (usually 70s and 80s era; occasionally early 90s)  It was so bizarre, because I kept thinking that would've been a no-no word for radio back then and definitely today.

There's also a song by 3 Doors Down where the chorus sounds like they are saying "Fuck Me Like That", though the actual chorus line is "If I could be like that"....noooooo way that shit is an accident man 🤣

oh my god YESSSSSS she's back with another one..

seriously one of the most beautiful creatures I've ever seen...this girl is on another level 

heh, there was a time when Phil went on to do a game unboxing/review (but didn't actually unbox it!) while the fire alarm was going off...  I guess he got tired of waiting and did the vid anyway... despite the alarm constantly blaring in the background 🤣  this guy, man...

haha, Clover deserves that.... the show is pure, unwiped ass.🤣

so damn annoying that I always fall asleep on Toonami!  The goddamn commercial break after the end of DBZ, and bam I was in Dreamland.... My Hero was the MAIN reason I was even settled in to watch Toonami tonight... now to wait on OnDemand... I really should hook the goddamn VCR up again... oh yeah I still have one of those; it's faster than waiting on OnDemand, actually..... since cable stations don't do that pattern of repeating shit on the same night anymore. (AMC is the only one I think that still does that---like if you miss one airing of Walking Dead; it's no biggie because it will be on again about 2 hours later)

I was wondering if that was SSJ2 Trunks hit just now... or just something else....

haha Gohan is such a dork.

I'm looking forward to My Hero Academia tonight... was getting tired of waiting on that to hit U.S. television...finally that day is here.

sheeeeit, I'd go the same route as Zamasu in terms of the wish.... becoming completely invincible is one of the best things one could wish for...and he already has immortality....but yeah, in just about any "wishes scenario", that's one of the top tier game plans there... I want that immortal/invincible double-pack power.

ohhhh shit look what I just found a few minutes ago...commenting on a Snort Burnell vid... 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZFqJscjaYU_gDojqNGxNTg 

I doubt that's really Leanna, but it would be awesome if it is. 🤣

the comment:

"Leanna Pandalee

18 minutes ago
The guys a liar, the guys a blatant fucking lier... and lying though his teeth."