Fucked up Super Powers the Thread

[DarkSakul]

Image explains it all. 

Rules.
1. Be a Chad not a Incel and keep it clean. Be respectful to each other
2. Once you reply to a Super Power let someone else get a chance at it. Don't be a hog.
3. Once someone replies and makes a side effect move on, no multiple side effects.
4. Try to be creative. 
5. Try to have fun. 

I Start first,

Teleportation 

Edited August 10, 2021 by DarkSakul

[MillionX]

Teleportation side effect... easy -- heh, some Debbie Downer shit here... there is a chance you get seriously injured by arriving in a space that is already occupied by other objects or living things...so you have to make sure you are not appearing too low to the street or too close to a wall so your body is not partially "clipping into" the environment like a character in video game.  Haha I imagine that would be quite painful to say the least. (*easy fix, either the rule becomes your physical form takes priority and displaces the molecules of other things that would've been in the way...or a 2nd teleport would get you out and heal the damage; I'd prefer the first of these options...this also makes it so a teleport could effectively double as an attack if you start "telefragging" your enemies for real like the good ol' days of Quake 3.)

 

I'll pick---> psychic power that is on par with Professor X....it's always one of my top tier choices.

[OPTIMUS124]

4 hours ago, MillionX said:

'll pick---> psychic power that is on par with Professor X....it's always one of my top tier choices

You have a 1/10 chance that you'll get Rick Rolled in your mind's eye. The effect lasts for the whole length of the song. 

 

Superpower - Shapeshifting. 

[Hecatom]

Side Effect - You can only shapeshift into inanimate objects with a 1/10th of a chance into changing into a buttplug and not changing back until being used where all the surface is one big "tongue" where you can still feel the taste when being used.

 

Super Power, Omnipotence 🙂

Edited August 11, 2021 by Hecatom

[Chadouken]

1 hour ago, Hecatom said:

Omnipotence 🙂

At the cost of impotence.

 

And you're supposed to leave a side effect for Optimus.

 

My super power is the ability to use the Force.

 

[Dracu]

1 hour ago, Chadouken said:

My super power is the ability to use the Force.

 

But each time you have to recite the Star Wars opening scrolls... from the sequel trilogy.

 

Super power: Magnetism

Edited August 11, 2021 by Dracu

[DarkSakul]

2 hours ago, Dracu said:

Super power: Magnetism

But you can't turn the effect off 

[DoctaMario]

Everything you touch turns to gold

[DarkSakul]

5 hours ago, DoctaMario said:

Everything you touch turns to gold

Someone get this low hanging fruit. 

 

[DoctaMario]

56 minutes ago, DarkSakul said:

Someone get this low hanging fruit. 

 

Every time you touch a person you have any sexual interest in, they turn into an old stinky couch

Edited August 11, 2021 by DoctaMario