Volt

I’m calling in a whole bomb threat nobody leaving this bish till I get my game 😂

Oh my god
 

 
I would kill myself

I’m watching a streamer go through different characters right now and all I’ll say is that JP is gonna cause some rage lol. He can put a lot of shit on the screen and he for sure has a couple gimmicks you have to look out for. Biggest thing I’m gathering is that if you don’t know the answer to certain things he can run a train on you. 

Took out my first Gleerok...WOW what a fight! Seemed easy...at first until I get careless and  each attack near the end of it's health was a OHKO. I bruned through 3 faries just to stay alive. Havine said that parts wise, I think Lynels are worth it more for me (due to those sweet 3x bows they drop)

I found another Diamond. It is super tempting to sell them for 500 rupees but I wanted to see what that 25 plus attack power on a weapon would look like, so I fused it to a one handed sword.
 
Also, I finally encountered a Lynel. It was the blue mane variety. Either those things got some new moves or I'm just super rusty fighting them. Even at 9 hearts, those things nearly one shot you. And that was with no defense up food. I've yet to go for upgrades on my stamina wheel because I feel I'll need legit red hearts for stuff later.
 
The new takes on OG Zelda enemies have been interesting/frightening in both BOTW and TOTK. Lynels were formidable foes in the original Legend of Zelda. They turned them into beast that will demolish unprepared players in BOTW and the same holds true for TOTK. So when I eyed a three headed dragon off in the distance a week or so ago, I immediately recognized it as an enemy/boss from the first LOZ. With the knowledge of what was done to Lynels in BOTW, I could only imagine what was done to Gleeoks. A few days ago, I thought, I may as well fight it and see what I can learn. So I save my game and go rushing across the bridge to engage it. I was not prepared for Gleeok. Or in this case, Flame Gleeok. That MF pumps out so much intense heat that Link can take damage just being near it. So I jumped off the bridge, found a Korok, and fast traveled outta dodge. 

Wiife is in the desert now...can't believe they actually brought these assholes back.
 
Edit:  Mannn....I thought the Rito had it rough.  Gerudo is fucked.

Tears of the Kingdom has been beaten within 1 hour
https://www.ign.com/articles/zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-speedrunner-beats-game-less-than-one-hour
 
Full discolosure...don't know if there are any spoilers in the above video but from what I'm reading about the video, the leveling system is similar to BotW.

That happened to me the first time I entered the Depths.

I was like, damn, how long is this fall? *splat*
 
Oh. About this long. 💀

Darc's immediate reaction was

 
I get it tho, it was the same for me when Blanka was leaked for SF6. 🤬

If only they had a story mode so people actually could learn more about the characters and their motivations/traits/stuff... 🤣

Still got one. That's all that matters.

Still got one. That's all that matters.

That happened to me the first time I entered the Depths.

I was like, damn, how long is this fall? *splat*
 
Oh. About this long. 💀

If only they had a story mode so people actually could learn more about the characters and their motivations/traits/stuff... 🤣

That happened to me the first time I entered the Depths.

I was like, damn, how long is this fall? *splat*
 
Oh. About this long. 💀

That happened to me the first time I entered the Depths.

I was like, damn, how long is this fall? *splat*
 
Oh. About this long. 💀

SWOLE-anondorf!!
They nailed his design bruh!! 
Man's looks menacing and badass as hell!!
 
 
Long play Playthrough gameplay video #17:

There's a sky island waaaay over in the bottom right corner that I tried to investigate but the moment I started getting close to it and realized what was on it, I started having regrets.  I figured I'd still try to get over there and just let the fates decide what was gonna happen.....The fates decided that my glider wasn't going to make it and I'd drown in the ocean.
 
 
Also don't trust the Eventide Chasm...You do not get even a hint of a landing light
https://twitter.com/Sonic103185/status/1662883931488919552

I've deffinitly built a few gliders and before take off went "Wait......I'm gonna save first..." 
 
Lol

That was unfortunate
https://twitter.com/liccnuke/status/1662196910503895040
 
Edit: Also unfortunate
https://twitter.com/adamconover/status/1662512630542790656

😂😂😂 I'm dying at that horse vid

Still got one. That's all that matters.

If only they had a story mode so people actually could learn more about the characters and their motivations/traits/stuff... 🤣

My wife just got to Hateno finally and Link's house is still there...it also has some implications within it.
 

Meanwhile, Overwatch has confirmed more of its characters to be gay.
 

 
Don’t worry. I’m looking out if Blizzard has done anything else since canceling OW2’s single player.