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    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    44 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

    New year, and I already fucked up. I got into an accident on the freeway. There wasn't snow on the roads, so I thought shit was sweet. I forgot that Michigan Winter doesn't like to be taken lightly. Somewhere along the way to where I was going I ended up swerving due to black ice and hitting two guard rails on opposite sides of the freeway with all the spins I pulled off.

     

    The crazy thing? My car has next to no damage compared to how fucked up it could have been. There's some clear damage to the front grill and such that I know I'm going to get bent over for at the mechanic/collision shop when I take it in. Other than that though, I am absolutely shocked how undamaged the car is outside of that. I know I'm knocking on wood here, but it is amazing. If this was my old car, I would have been seriously injured and/or left with a barely functioning wreck. I was told that my current car is old school and built tough, and am thankful for that right now. We'll see how thankful I REALLY am when the mechanic gets his grimy paws on it though.

     

    But yeah, be careful out on these roads guys. Even when the salt goes down. The thin layer of ice I had to get off my windows should have been foreshadowing to me. I'm lucky no one was hit; there were other cars that fell victim to the same black ice I did on the side. I could have been (or made someone) a hashtag easily.

    Meanwhile in the dirty south, it's 85 degrees.  AGAIN.   

     

    Glad you didn't get hurt, but you'r right.  NEVER underestimate winter.  EVER.  If you need to know why,  Please looking at Southern people driving in the snow.  You'll understand after that.

    Also:  9 years without a drop of alcohol entering or leaving my body.  Yes.  I am proud of it.

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    56 minutes ago, MillionX said:

    Oreos with mayo....they'd have to pay me a LOT extra for that nonsense...like at least 6 figures to a million extra that day.

     

    edit----aw man, I missed John Campea's "Best and Worst of 2021" stream today... I would've enjoyed catching that one live for sure.... mainly for the "worst shows/movies.." part.  It's always funny to roast the terrible shit.

    ...random shit, speaking of those tv/movie youtuber personalities----I'm curious now if Perri Nemiroff did the same; I kinda doubt it; one criticism I've always had there is that she's always just too damn nice.  It would be quite rare to see her go on about how bad a show or movie is.  I think she genuinely hates giving a "bad" review or sounding "mean" about something.

    500k$ at least.  Not before taxes either.  AFTER taxes.  and I'm talking per cookie too.  

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    13 minutes ago, iStu X said:

     

    You know they say that all men are created equal, but when I  look at you and you look at Covid and you can see that statement is not true.
     

    See, normally if you go one on one with another virus, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But youre a genetic freak and not normal! So covid got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add ya girl to the mix, COVID’s chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of catching Covid, but Covid got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Covid KNOWS it can't beat you and its not even gonna try!


    So Covid you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Maxx, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for covid at Sacrifice.

    See, but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Hanzo 

    KuTyuw9.gif

     

    After fighting with Xidax and UPS to discover the whereabouts of my computer, I needed that laugh.  Professor Steiner's teachings survive to this day.

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    48 minutes ago, J-ride said:

    Sometimes companies/individuals will pull legal bullshit that would absolutely 100% lose in any reasonable court but only do so knowing that you can't afford to get in a big legal battle.  I really wish courts would punish that kind of behavior more harshly.

     

    for real.  Make them pay the court/lawyer/etc. fees for pulling that shit.  They'll stop the bs real quick after that.

     

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    6 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

    The first one to destroy the moon was the goat Roshi

     

     

    Frieza: "This planet will blow up in five min........"
    Roshi: (Blows up the moon) "...........There. that's done.  What were you saying?"

     

    Frieza:  "................. 👀  Well, at least there isn't anybody on namek who can do that so I'm safe."

     

    Piccolo Gets wished back to namek:

     

    Frieza: ".......Fuck it.  5 MINUTES TILL CLOSING EVERYBODY!!"

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    On 12/24/2021 at 1:51 PM, Maxx said:

    What's funnier is these dudes are gonna be like "yeahhh we triggered the left." "we got em" 

     

    Like this is such a waste of energy 

    About that................

     

     

    Story link:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/12/go-brandon-dad-talks-trolling-biden-christmas-eve-call-liberals-doxx-try-ruin/

     

    I don't see why everybody is so wound up.  We've been making fun of the president ever since before I was born.  I'd think it was a rite of passage into the office by now.  It isn't worth trying to go after someone's job IMO, but that's how people roll these days.  They take the jokes too seriously, but don't spare that same energy for real life.  Me?  I'm gonna enjoy the show and watch the salt flow.

     

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    6 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

    Kid’s Father Says ‘Let’s Go Brandon!’ Live on Air During President Biden’s Christmas Calls

    President Joe Biden took it in stride when a parent blurted out “Let’s go Brandon!” during a live broadcast of calls to kids tracking Santa Claus.

    The president and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden called in to Norad in an event that was streamed live, and during which the president and first lady were then connected with parents and kids for brief chats.

    But one parent of four children from Oregon — one of whom was purportedly named Hunter — had a less-than-merry greeting for the president.

     

     

    Is it really necessary to be a jerk, even if you dislike Biden, when they are calling to wish your kid a merry Christmas? 🙄

    yo.  Joe said he agreed.  It's all good. 👍

     

    Seriously though, it's pretty much a given when you do a livestream with call ins and especially when it comes to something like this.  That's why so many other shows have it to where the part you see is somewhere between 20-60 seconds behind the actual action.  If something really f'ed up happened on the field, you better believe that the live feed you're watching will suffer some sort of,"Malfunction" before it gets to your screen.  

     

    In all honesty, I'm more than a little surprised they even let him do a livestream.  That was a sci-fi movie monster,"Touching/stealing the accursed object of damnation that the locals told you not to mess with but left completely unguarded" levels of bad idea.  Well, if nothing else, at least it was a LITTLE mistake.

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    3 hours ago, MillionX said:

    I wonder, what is the shortest amount of time you guys have worked for a place?  Wayyy back in the day, I was employed at FedEx for all of 1 half a day and that was enough right there for me.  I did at least have the courtesy of telling the supervisor I would not be returning after lunch.  Of course this was just going to be a summer job between school years, and basically some gaming/comic book money for me at the time.  

     

    Sheeeitttt, the trucks you have to load up... it was like being inside a furnace.... actually much worse than the outside summer heat.  It would only get much worse when the pace of the stuff on a conveyor belt picks up...and of course your partner working the same truck *just happens* to ninja-vanish when a lot of the packages start coming down the line....then like something out of an old sitcom, there I am running back and forth from a conveyor belt to load big boxes and make sure things aren't falling off....hell nah, man.  As an active, high-metabolism kid at the time, I figured I was in pretty good shape....but just that half-day wore me the hell out.  One of my old childhood friends also worked there later, and he managed to tolerate that bullshit for years.  I moved on to a much more laid-back telemarketer kind of job later, which was easy.

    be glad you didn't join the Navy.   You would've HATED OnReps.  

    tl;dr:  OnRep, or Onside Replenishment.  Basically, another ship brings out the goods to your ship and you have to carry the stuff to the storage areas of the ship.  Topside, inside, there is NO place that doesn't suck in that line and it usually goes on for HOURS.  That is one thing I don't miss about being in the service.

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