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Ashley Ortiz

 

 

 

You've come a long way, Outback...
 

You've come a long way, Outback...
 

R. Mika would be having a field trip right now if she saw this:
 
 

Don't know why I hadn't seen this one before now.
 

On principle Soleil "This wasn't my final form" Moon-Frye, sad.. so sad...
 
Dark Requim is owning this thread HORD Cree Ikuko is fire and once again Mercedes Hawkins is perfection made flesh......
 
My donation:
 
Alexandra  Daddario
 

 

 

 

 
 

 

I just saw Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
I usually do positive vs negatives, but I couldnt find enough positives lol
 
Very mediocre. Safe and by the numbers. There is a young tech kid that is very annoying. 
The  new characters are bland. Pratt  has little spark or charm due to the writing. Jeff Goldblum is basically an extended cameo. There is a new dino shown which is cool. 
A character does groan inducing something at the end which is so very obviously a setup for a sequel
Even the action/violence feels like a Saturday morning cartoon. JP 1 had sequences with bite despite being a PG-13 film.
 
Overall: 5/10

Darc Requiem doing the Lord's work...
 
 

I just saw Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
I usually do positive vs negatives, but I couldnt find enough positives lol
 
Very mediocre. Safe and by the numbers. There is a young tech kid that is very annoying. 
The  new characters are bland. Pratt  has little spark or charm due to the writing. Jeff Goldblum is basically an extended cameo. There is a new dino shown which is cool. 
A character does groan inducing something at the end which is so very obviously a setup for a sequel
Even the action/violence feels like a Saturday morning cartoon. JP 1 had sequences with bite despite being a PG-13 film.
 
Overall: 5/10

Can't help that Pratt and Robo Chick go together like nerve endings and battery acid.

Ok, Assault Android Cactus is the free game on X1 right now... I've been having fun...until late in the game when things become borderline IMPOSSIBLE.
Basically, there's so many things going against the player, I don't think they even really tested some of this shit to see if it *can* be beat.  
* Your character has a "battery", so basically a time limit.... if this runs out, you die no matter what. * You have a health bar, but it may as well be irrelevant because in late game, EVERYTHING seems to 1-shot you.  Of course this wastes precious time as the battery continues to drain away. * Extra battery will spawn right on top of the boss or in a pile of enemies..now you have to get hit and likely die getting it...and there is no choice in the matter.  Oh and the battery packs have a time limit on them, so you can't just take your time killing the enemies _before_ picking it up, which would be the sensible approach. It's a twin-stick shooter type of thing, so naturally enemies are swarming in from all sides.  I made it to what appears to be the last boss, but it has a ton of different forms/phases, and you ONLY get a battery pack when you defeat a form...meanwhile this thing has lasers that scan the entire area as it spins around in the first form, and it's too fast for you to dodge....you have to actually hope the lasers just go away (*sometimes* the lasers thin out) or you force it to form #2 before it hits ya....while dodging these lasers, there's bullets all over the screen that just hang there...then as the boss spins they start moving too...this is just form #1.  And of course...if your battery runs out on any form you have to start all of this over.  99% of people that play this will **not** beat this shit, no way.

I just saw Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
I usually do positive vs negatives, but I couldnt find enough positives lol
 
Very mediocre. Safe and by the numbers. There is a young tech kid that is very annoying. 
The  new characters are bland. Pratt  has little spark or charm due to the writing. Jeff Goldblum is basically an extended cameo. There is a new dino shown which is cool. 
A character does groan inducing something at the end which is so very obviously a setup for a sequel
Even the action/violence feels like a Saturday morning cartoon. JP 1 had sequences with bite despite being a PG-13 film.
 
Overall: 5/10

You've come a long way, Tantrum....
 

 

So, the Warhammer 40k Inquisitor game is coming to consoles on July 5 apparently… and from what I see it’s another case of “ONLINE ONLY, LOL” horseshit. Yeah these companies can fuck right off with that foolishness…putting it in games that don’t even really need it to be there; they can kindly go eat a thousand HIV-infested dicks.  It's a real shame; I was really looking forward to it; hoping it would be a similar situation to D3 where the PC version is online-only (because they all seem to tolerate that shit) but the console version is playable offline....but no, so far it appears both versions are like that.
 
sheeeit, first thing I did back when 360 version of Diablo 3 was out.....was unplug my system and play the shit offline, simply because I could. (laughing to myself, thinking "haha look what I'm doing, PC fans...you can't do that, lol"  Hey why don't you enjoy D3 on a Tuesday ...ohhhhhhhhhhh that's right you CAN'T because the fucking servers are down for maintenance on Tuesdays so sorry I forgot about that; have fun sitting there playing other shit while I'm still over here killing monsters whenever I damn well please.)

Soleil Moon Frye still looking good from what I see
 
 

You've come a long way Headstrong....
 

 

With one reaction, it's funny if you click like to news of someones death or some other grim event.
 
I really like the Insightful reaction here on srk2. I never clicked on it as much on old srk.

Relax my Sugah.....
 
The newly married Mississippi Marauder  helps us drift off to sleep.
 
 

ok, I went to that Ollies' store.... Blitzwing is now MINE!! Hell yeah, man.  It was the last one they had on the shelf....only 13 bucks and change.  I kinda wish they had 2 though... one would be kept in the box like a display/collector sort of thing.  I also have the older version of Blitzwing from way back in the day; I got it from a Comics/Collectibles type of place called "Great Escape" some years ago.  
 
I might go back for those other Transformers they had though... they had Overlord and...another one I forgot.
 
sheeeeit, I feel like playing Transformers Devastation again now... Blitz shows up in that game as a boss... the tragic, frustrating thing about that game is that you can ONLY play as Autobots.  I'd love it if a part 2 was made with a much bigger roster of playable characters, along with a Decepticon side of the story you can play.  A game where I could actually be Blitzwing would be a dream come true....
 
the delicious Felicia Day is streaming now...some charity thing... bonus cute/hotness points--- Jess Chobot and Ashley Burch are on with her right now
of course the mods are having to work extra hard as usual... I typed a simple message of "hotness overload" (referring to all 3 ladies, actually) and that actually got deleted within seconds 🤣

http://www.superherohype.com/news/418249-jim-carrey-to-play-robotnik-in-sonic-the-hedgehog-movie
 
Jim Carrey to play Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog live action movie!

Relax my Sugah.....
 
The newly married Mississippi Marauder  helps us drift off to sleep.
 
 

Relax my Sugah.....
 
The newly married Mississippi Marauder  helps us drift off to sleep.
 
 

I realize in the last year battle royal games are the new minecraft. 
 
Welcome White Shadow. Enjoy the less busy more easy going lounge. We need to talk about what's going on in One Piece. 

G1 Season 3/4 intro - guitar cover
 
 

In the G1 days, yes. But the modern ones are a lot better.
 
I have Superion,Menasor, Defensor,Bruticus and they are generally stable.
Superion is the best. Defensor/Bruticus lean forward but they can still be posed without falling apart.
 
I dont have Devastator, but despite his size, he is stable from video reviews I have watched.