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Well, I never gave this topic any thought until Coach brought it up now... yeah---if they go way overboard with a super-sized bbl---how can they still do proper wiping? Imagine a woman walking around with that big fake dump-truck sized booty....and it's just permanently stank back there... no way to fix it.... possible leakage + dooky remnant smells. *edit---and I still wonder how the women with those super fingernails (e.g.--the ladies of the 90s RnB group SWV) wipe either....how? Isn't there a danger of cutting your ass with those long talon-like nails?

BG3 - So... a new level of depravity... I realized you can pick up the dead bodies and throw them like "improvised" weapons, so that's another little detail for adding insult to injury....also, my Tiefling warlock Julian finished off helping with the massacre of the Grove.... I actually found the body of a dead Tiefling kid and had Shadowheart throw him around a bit (this requires someone with a certain level in Strength, of course and even with that---she's only strong enough to pick up small bodies---gnomes, halflings, kids, etc.)... I threw up at a vase one time to break it. I didn't get a chance to use the corpse as a weapon though since there's never any survivors of the Grove. It was extra nice to kill Kagha, Arron and those other druids...it always is. This time I made sure to kill Arron asap since he has that "Darkness" spell which is quite a dangerous problem to deal with.....always nice to look over the results of this battle; the bodies everywhere... a whole village slaughtered and gone. Such a beautifully played betrayal. They never really had a chance once everything was set into motion. Exquisite carnage indeed, Minthara.

BG3---and so another new character was made.... an orc paladin (Vengeance Oath) .... On this one, I went for the kill on Commander Zhalk and actually managed to help that Mindflayer kill him... had Laezel pick up the awesome fire sword and got out of there... surprisingly we managed to kill the Mindflayer too. This flaming sword is the God-level shit in the early game so far... you're hitting hard and with extra fire damage on top. You get 75 xp for Zhalk and 75 xp for the mindflayer...so right after the ship crash you're starting off at level 2 already on the beach. I'm already level 3 now. ...I helped those 2 Tieflings kill Laezel again, then turned right around and killed them too. Yeah, the adventures of Turdax the Foul paladin have begun.

I was looking thru my old Gamecube game cases and found it again finally (I had a habit of having games in the wrong cases).... one of my favorites of all time---VIEWTIFUL JOE! Oh yeah, that's getting played again later for sure. It seems like Capcom won't ever do a re-release for it so having the original game (or I guess emulating it?) is the only hope for fans of this game. ...there was so many great memories with it; like getting all Rainbow V ranks on the stages as Captain Blue....and recording it (VHS at the time); I still have mp3 audio of that [this was direct audio rip of the vhs footage] final battle where I finished the all RV rank run as well...there were 1 or 2 times where I got hit but did the "Ukemi" quick-get up move to salvage the situation (retaining rank).....still remember the epic feeling of triumph that day when I did it, then playing thru again as my rewarded "Super Captain Blue" character. I also had started an all-RV rank run with V.Joe but never finished it though---Captain Blue is a bit easier in general to get thru the game with. A reminder of the greatness:

that's a bit of a surprise to me... I had just assumed that most new and recent streaming shows/movies now would just stop getting physical media releases, since the industry seems so hellbent on killing that off as fast as they can. The various companies would rather have people just commit to a future of paying a subscription fee indefinitely. Well, this news at least sparks some small bit of hope, even though it's mostly shows I have no interest in. I went to my usual Best Buy location out of curiosity this past weekend and sure enough, yeah they have cleared out that entire tv/movie section. It was good while it lasted... surprisingly they still had physical versions of games in there though; I thought those were going away in BB as well.....but yeah, they might as well be dead to me now. I no longer have a reason to walk into a Best Buy ever again.

"Trader"--that reminded me there was a brief time back when I was in high school where that became slang for "lying" for some odd reason.... I was never sure why/how that became the slang for lies but I heard it often "aw quit tradin'" or "haha she tradin'." heh heh, there was a short time when guys might refer to other guys as "dog nuts", like a term of endearment, and later that quickly got shortened to just "Dog", and "road dog" or "ro' dog" was a thing for a while. ...and that just brought back the memory of one big/fat dude people affectionately referred to as Hamburger/Hamburglar, or Big Ham; haha that nickname for that guy always amused me....it was some funny nicknames back then in the high school days. I've already mentioned the other dude people called "Chickenbone" before....oh and nah, Chickenbone and Big Ham never knew each other if I recall, but I imagine that being a starting point/premise for a buddy-cop film.

BG3 - well this "Dark Lady's" bonus has been incredible (24 Charisma points!!!) but I have to finally give it up sadly... since it only lasts "until long rest".... Alastor's crew is finally out of spell slots and all that jazz at this point; all they can do is basic attacks, since I've used both short-rests as well now. A real shame---I see you can only get the bonuses once: https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Sharran_Sanctuary The xp in Act 2 is SO good... just made it through 2 more fights with random enemies that appeared... the first group was a couple of wraiths, a shadow or 2 and some "shadow-cursed" folks....checking the combat log later I got around 650 to 700 exp or so off that battle... then I found another area with some zombies and "Greater Zombies" and got some nice exp there, though we barely survived that one. There was another fight before those 2 but I wanted to see what happened if I avoided it with certain dialog options, and the resulting situation there was too cool to pass up(it involved getting the enemies to basically kill each other; still got about 280 exp from it though) It looks like I'm about halfway to level 7 now. ...annnd we just ran into the devil Raphael again! Ohooo this should be good...

oh shit I just realized---since you could make gnome and other pint-sized characters in Baldur's Gate...stealing from other media, one could make Chucky, or perhaps a green one as one of those "Ghoulies" from the movie... or David the Gnome, Papa Smurf, that goblin from Cat's Eye, Mr. Mxyxtlplk, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, etc. haha now I'm remembering that Hank theme song: I already have "Gazoo" in the game as a little warlock, and while creating him I was thinking of making an evil smurf character as well.

I finally watched at least the first episode of Ninja Kamui. The action/fight scenes in this just shit on 99% of everything else animated I've seen in many years.

BG3---I made yet another character; a Bard this time (violin as the instrument of choice)......for now he's a Gith but I might remake him as another race/species... but surprisingly I managed to make a cool-looking Gith character. Normally they look pretty damn goofy to me... especially the male ones. Since there's a musical theme going on here with the choice of bard, I named him "Leopold" (reference of a classic Bugs Bunny cartoon which was referencing a real guy)

Surprising he's just now getting around to this classic one---Near Dark

Man, this has been an impossible dream since childhood.... if only someone could work out the legalities and copyright issues to make this kind of greatness a a game for real: Mortal Kombat was the closest "official" way we'd ever get to this thanks to its various special guest characters over the years.

Wow.... as if Dragon's Dogma 2 wasn't already looking awesome enough... look at this latest reveal---- the Mystic Spearhand (which is age-restricted for some odd reason) Easy day one purchase right there, folks. *Also---Banishers works on Steam Deck so yeah that's definitely mine soon:

BG3---something I definitely made a note of for later... SIX mindflayer tadpoles to be found here!

haha that Netflix version Elvis^ there cracked me up... It's funny when you see it in real life ---I knew a girl in high school that looked like a Black version of Jennifer Aniston. It was odd... but yeah, she was of course pretty damn hot as the "race-swapped Aniston", obviously... Aniston and Courtney Cox were the hottest ones on that show Friends back then. Lisa Kudrow was nice as well but ranked a close 3rd place behind Courtney and Jenn.

Dawn of the Monsters and the new Double Dragon are currently on a Steam sale for the next few days...now might finally be the time I get that Double Dragon game then; I already have Dawn of the Monsters. Souldiers is also on sale for 7.99 I just noticed.

BG3 - ah yes, the sweet moment of betraying your own people.... my Tiefling Warlock "Julian" made it to that point of raiding the Grove. It was funny how at first you can mislead Zevlor a bit by saying "...I tried to stop them...sorry."---- then another response is something like "Oh you misunderstand.... I'm with them." I absolutely love this moment of villainy... the look on Zevlor's face when he realizes the situation 🤣 Apparently this is always the last straw for Wyll if he's in your party, btw... he's pissed and calls you a traitor, then you get that message about him permanently leaving the party, so he becomes an enemy at that point. As mentioned earlier, his fate was sealed immediately on that decision. Now he lay there in a pool of his own blood, not far off from Zevlor...and the merchant I just sold some things to and a few other fresh corpses. It would be cool to have the "animate dead" spell at this moment to add further insult to injury by raising their corpse as an undead servant against the others. Oh yeah I swiped the expensive items the merchant had now that he's dead, of course. Now to finish wiping out the rest of this entire place.

BG3 - well I missed this on an earlier character... in the Goblin camp I noticed there was a prisoner they had....and there is an opportunity for you to help torture him. So yeah... my latest character engaged in torture tactics. Of course I saw the usual "Wyll disapproves." message pop up. 🤣

Silver Foxxx with one of the best vids she has ever posted, goddamn:

BG3 - man, I wish these bonuses were permanent... I found a Shar temple with statues, and each of them grants significant bonuses to certain stats....of course I had my warlock character get the Charisma one... so now he has 24 charisma at the moment. (level 6) Unfortunately, these "Dark Lady's Awareness" bonuses are only stated to last "until long rest". There was also a really cool battle just a while ago against some "shadow" enemies and shadow-cursed dead people... they had no chance, especially now with my honey Minthara in the crew, equipped with that legendary Blood of Lathander mace. It has a "radiant" damage effect, and the shadows (and I think enemies that are in the general "undead" category) take increased damage from radiant attacks. The last shadow got one-shotted from that shit.

Claire is back with another one... PAWG Level: ULTRA: 😳

so I heard someone mention that Thousand Year Blood War has been out on blu-ray....certainly wouldn't know that from going to stores here since the bastards are *all* trying their best to kill off physical media....so I looked it up and----this is 62 bucks and change....ehhhh that's just----I don't agree that an anime show on disc should cost that much, tbh: https://www.amazon.com/Bleach-Thousand-Year-Blood-War-Blu-ray/dp/B0CQN64NH7 ...and again it annoys the hell out of me that this is the new norm at this point... that to find a blu-ray of something from here on out, chances are you'd have to look it up online and order it (then wait for delivery... then hope some shit-head "porch pirates" don't steal it before you can get to it, btw...you also have to hope the package isn't fucked up at some point in the delivery as well)....instead of the good ol' days where I could casually just walk into any of several stores (Target, Walmart, Best Buy, Circuit City in the 90s, etc. etc.) that sell dvds and blu-rays (with HUGE sections to browse, btw, not just 1 goddamn half a shelf with only "new release" shit that came out in the past year...yeah this situation pisses me off the more I think about it), and buy something right then and there after browsing, and take it home. If I could just freeze things in that late 90s to early 2000s era then I'd love it to stay that way forever.

BG3- Ok yeah on another character "Gazoo" (warlock Gnome) with Wyll in the party----I see this probably won't last long; so many things I see the message "Wyll disapproves" 🤣 I just saved Sazaa so we're off to that goblin camp and we'll see how that turns out. I've already heard that sometimes characters end up just leaving your party. Of course... his fate will be sealed the moment that happens. Earlier we helped those 2 Tieflings murder Lae'zel, then I looted her clothes and everything so she lay there dead and half naked in a pool of blood...nice......then I turned around and killed the female Tiefling....we got a little 15 exp for that. The dude was too far off in the distance so he got away.

"but wait, there's MORE!" The saga continues... *I just checked SteamDB charts myself to see the numbers... it's about 834 playing right now. *hmm... some new character names just came to mind that I must create later, perhaps in BG3 or Skyrim or something---Fartan the Foul... and the Poon Goon...

This already looks like it shits on Diablo 4 easily, imo.... right off the bat it's actually playable offline... which is sadly a surprising thing these days. Also, it appears to be the superior choice in terms of skills/abilities, and class choices as well..... Warlock, Necromancer AND Lich are on the table as things you can be, folks.