BB_Hoody

Translation of Eiichiro Oda's farewell
 
 

We want dat azz to look like a dump truck. Not smell like one. And I think I mentioned this before. But us Americans when it comes to hygiene? We suck. 
 
We think wiping with dry TP is fine. Rest of the developed world is looking at us like we're cave people. My time in Qatar opened my eyes to how unsanitary that was. Once they put me on to carrying a bottle of soapy water to wet the TP with before wiping? Then drying with dry TP? I couldn't go back.
 
It was the same mind blowing experience I had when I first bit into a medium cooked steak after eating well done most of my life.
 
Also I'm having an amazing week in the stock market. Been in and out of a stock that has made me a lil over 2k so far. Had I put more money in on those trades? I'd be up over 5k. So now I jumped back this same stock with $1500. Up $600 as of close so that's $2600 made so far

see u on king kai planet bro

RIP to Akira Toriyama. One of the men who helped shaped my and many other children's childhoods🙏
https://twitter.com/ToonHive/status/1765940256673517840?s=19

We want dat azz to look like a dump truck. Not smell like one. And I think I mentioned this before. But us Americans when it comes to hygiene? We suck. 
 
We think wiping with dry TP is fine. Rest of the developed world is looking at us like we're cave people. My time in Qatar opened my eyes to how unsanitary that was. Once they put me on to carrying a bottle of soapy water to wet the TP with before wiping? Then drying with dry TP? I couldn't go back.
 
It was the same mind blowing experience I had when I first bit into a medium cooked steak after eating well done most of my life.
 
Also I'm having an amazing week in the stock market. Been in and out of a stock that has made me a lil over 2k so far. Had I put more money in on those trades? I'd be up over 5k. So now I jumped back this same stock with $1500. Up $600 as of close so that's $2600 made so far

Close call but pizza rolls win

Well, I never gave this topic any thought until Coach brought it up now... 
yeah---if they go way overboard with a super-sized bbl---how can they still do proper wiping?  Imagine a woman walking around with that big fake dump-truck sized booty....and it's just permanently stank back there... no way to fix it.... possible leakage + dooky remnant smells.

 
*edit---and I still wonder how the women with those super fingernails (e.g.--the ladies of the 90s RnB group SWV) wipe either....how?  Isn't there a danger of cutting your ass with those long talon-like nails?

i hope i dont get banned for putting up R2D2's big spinning dick ..fucking the death star mother computer, as my avatar
 
yes. theres porn in star wars.
 
robot porn.
robot erection.
and everybody missed it, cept me. i took note of it. 
mother computer stood no chance she did more thanjust open doors and stop trash compactors..she gave up plans to blow her up.
R2 too wapo. too macho to handle.
Rated XXX

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Cyclops with the sassy little choker.

She should also call on physics to reduce gravity.

All this time bumping my head on doorways when I should have been calling out people to heighten the doors. My bad LOL

It comes full circle now
 

This BULLSHIT needs to stop; hotels DO NOT need to widen their hallways, airlines DO NOT need to widen their seats etc etc.
 

The greatest debate begins now...
 
Bagel Bites vs Totino's Pizza Rolls?

MEME MONDAY: trader edition
 
Since ya'll won't shut up about muh politics. 
 

Somebody, anybody. Explain this....  
 
 
 
 

Somebody, anybody. Explain this....  
 
 
 
 

Somebody, anybody. Explain this....  
 
 
 
 

Glad to hear that my guy. Keep on striving

Yall need to stream a First to 10 match in Street Fighter for all of us to watch.  Whoever wins has the bigger penis and gets to bang the other's cousin. That has to be steamed, too.

If jizz had any SPF some of the women I graduated highschool with would be holding up a lot better.

I love seeing comic panels that have aged horribly.