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Mattatsu

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    Mattatsu got a reaction from Bigtochiro in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    I was outside doing yard work, and she she came outside and said “Hey, our internet acting up. Have you been downloading anything you shouldn’t?”
     
    ”No. what’s wrong with it?”
     
    “You haven’t downloaded Spiderman, an XXX Parody?... I know you did, because Vivid just emailed me that you did, and will fine us 50k if you do it again. What the fuck are downloading porn like that for? Are you 12?”
     
    🤣 I don’t remember much else other than a bunch of apologizing.
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    Mattatsu got a reaction from Vhozite in The Hip Hop and R&B Thread   
    Nice! I’m going to check these out tomorrow. I don't listen to much modern hip-hop so I’m happy to get some recommendations
     
     I’m also going to post a bunch of 90’s stuff, mostly more obscure stuff, but I’ll do that when i’m able to listen to the videos first  (too late for tonight).
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    Mattatsu got a reaction from Vhozite in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    Women are savage with it. Not only do you have to apologize for skipping school/downloading Spiderman porn  (🤦‍♂️), but then you have to apologize for lying too. They make sure you feel like a right dumbass before it even gets started.
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    Mattatsu reacted to mowr in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    Eugh. Deep discomfort.
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    Mattatsu got a reaction from JustBooming in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    Women are savage with it. Not only do you have to apologize for skipping school/downloading Spiderman porn  (🤦‍♂️), but then you have to apologize for lying too. They make sure you feel like a right dumbass before it even gets started.
  6. LOL
    Mattatsu reacted to Dayaan in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    It was worse for me because my dad was the headmaster at my school, so I'd come home and he'd ask me how my day went. God forbid I said it went alright. He's amazing at sussing stuff out. Can't believe I got shimmied by my own flesh and blood.
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    Mattatsu reacted to Vhozite in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    Lmao growing up questions like this were always a trap. 
     
    Mom: How was school?
    Me: Aight
    Mom: Anything interesting happen?
    Me: nah
    Mom: REALLY? Because I got a call while I was at work....
  8. LOL
    Mattatsu reacted to Dayaan in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    Oh man, I remember mentioning super early on that I don't want a relationship because I don't have time and that I don't like the idea of dependency, but golden stuff like this makes me want to fast forward to married life.
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    Mattatsu got a reaction from Chadouken in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
  10. LOL
    Mattatsu got a reaction from Volt in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    I was outside doing yard work, and she she came outside and said “Hey, our internet acting up. Have you been downloading anything you shouldn’t?”
     
    ”No. what’s wrong with it?”
     
    “You haven’t downloaded Spiderman, an XXX Parody?... I know you did, because Vivid just emailed me that you did, and will fine us 50k if you do it again. What the fuck are downloading porn like that for? Are you 12?”
     
    🤣 I don’t remember much else other than a bunch of apologizing.
  11. LOL
    Mattatsu reacted to JustBooming in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    Man, I wish I could have seen your face as you registered those words
  12. LOL
    Mattatsu got a reaction from Darc_Requiem in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    I was outside doing yard work, and she she came outside and said “Hey, our internet acting up. Have you been downloading anything you shouldn’t?”
     
    ”No. what’s wrong with it?”
     
    “You haven’t downloaded Spiderman, an XXX Parody?... I know you did, because Vivid just emailed me that you did, and will fine us 50k if you do it again. What the fuck are downloading porn like that for? Are you 12?”
     
    🤣 I don’t remember much else other than a bunch of apologizing.
  13. LOL
    Mattatsu reacted to Vhozite in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    @Darc_Requiem first in the division baybee 

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    Mattatsu got a reaction from Bigtochiro in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    Lmao! The Spiderman XXX parody. Of all of the torrents I’ve downloaded, Vivid/my ISP had to send an email about me downloading that to my wife 😆
  15. Insightful
    Mattatsu reacted to Dayaan in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    And guns, cannons and laser swords. This is the end of SRK'S first age, the first battle, and we shall be named... The PedoSlayers.
  16. LOL
    Mattatsu reacted to JustBooming in The Street Fighter V Thread   
    We're going to need more candles, incense, and goat skulls. At least he's not a Wizard.
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    Mattatsu reacted to Vhozite in The Hip Hop and R&B Thread   
    Didn’t see a rap thread, but if this is indeed clutter feel free to remove it. 
     
    Welcome to the Hip hop and R&B thread.
     
    I’ll start us off with some new releases from this week. This is a link to a Reddit thread with a bunch of (mostly hip hop) stuff released this week
     
    https://old.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/j3wvgs/new_music_friday_october_2nd_2020/
     
    A few songs I’ve been listening to:
     
    And some new Alicia Keys

    Let’s discuss 
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    Mattatsu reacted to Reticently in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    That season finale was strange AF.  My wife actually has a theory that the planet is caught in a time loop.
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    Mattatsu reacted to Hecatom in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    It is a complicated situation.
    Lets just say that the individual in question has been harassing him for quite a while.
    Is kind of a unhinged and a nutjob and knows enough of Pertho to be a threat IRL.
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    Mattatsu reacted to Shakunetsu in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    been following the three joker story
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    Mattatsu reacted to Vhozite in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    He’s in the 30th discord. He tagged me earlier so I’ll see if I can get ahold of him
     
    Edit: he saw it so he’s free to come whenever he wants. Think he’s gonna chill for a while tho and really I don’t blame him.
  22. +1
    Mattatsu reacted to Darc_Requiem in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    I doubt he'd come but I'd like to find a way to extend an invite to Pertho. Can't message people that are under ban at SRK though.
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    Mattatsu reacted to Vhozite in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    I know PlusFrames dipped too. Hopefully more come but it is what it is
     
    I need time to reformat (and finish) my character threads, but after that I’ll get them linked or posted on here.
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    Mattatsu reacted to Vhozite in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    @Darc_Requiem yeah im gonna be here from now on. SRK left a bad taste in my mouth
     
    I know i aint been supporting but im here now XD
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    Mattatsu reacted to Darc_Requiem in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    I'm debating quitting SRK. This Pertho situation is bullshit of the highest order.
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