Chadouken

How do you get people to join your party in Baldur's Gate? Right now I just have the green bitch, but I had to let her out of the cage. After I accidentally killed Shadowheart I ran into this vampire looking fuck who tried to cut my throat. So I killed him. Then there was this idiot stuck in a rock, but I left his worthless ass there. I thought you could get more party members, but I just keep running into enemies.

My ex almost made me miss a flight from Korea to China. Reason? A Korean celebrity whom she didn’t know who he was was walking through the departures terminal and she had to join the gaggle of women following him to get a blurry as fuck photo of said celebrity she didn’t know.
 
i fucked off to my gate, she barely made it, I prayed on the plane that she’d miss it. And that’s why I don’t believe in God.

It’s a game where the game runner sends a person in the game a photo, they have ten words (and ten words exactly) to describe the image. That is then passed on to the next person who has to draw that ten word description, repeat until everyone has went then we watch the X-rated hellhole the original image devolves into.

Maybe I’ll try to rally some of the JTM folk out of their cocoons to play

How do you get people to join your party in Baldur's Gate? Right now I just have the green bitch, but I had to let her out of the cage. After I accidentally killed Shadowheart I ran into this vampire looking fuck who tried to cut my throat. So I killed him. Then there was this idiot stuck in a rock, but I left his worthless ass there. I thought you could get more party members, but I just keep running into enemies.

How do you get people to join your party in Baldur's Gate? Right now I just have the green bitch, but I had to let her out of the cage. After I accidentally killed Shadowheart I ran into this vampire looking fuck who tried to cut my throat. So I killed him. Then there was this idiot stuck in a rock, but I left his worthless ass there. I thought you could get more party members, but I just keep running into enemies.

Man, you guys give your characters cool names. My Bard is named Shidds 😂

Man, you guys give your characters cool names. My Bard is named Shidds 😂

Don't worry man, I think you have a few potential waifu's left. At least you wont have to try figure out what the hell she likes. What she approves of and disapproves of is all over the map. I generally can tell what the rest of the cast will like ahead of time. Not her though.

Man, you guys give your characters cool names. My Bard is named Shidds 😂

Man this fucking game Baldur's Gate lol. I rescued this woman named Shadowheart, but she died as we were making our escape from the mind flayer ship. When it crashed, her dead body was on the beach, so I looted it and stole everything, even her clothes. Then I revived her with her revivify potion and she got pissed off because I wouldn't give her back her talisman. So she wanted to fight me with only one hit point.
 
I set my shit to non lethal blows and knocked her out again. Then I felt bad because she was in her underwear, so I threw her clothes at her. Unfortunately it counted as a crit and it fucking killed her again 😂. Now I can't use the revivify shit on her anymore. Oh well, at least I have this cool talisman. 
 

Man this fucking game Baldur's Gate lol. I rescued this woman named Shadowheart, but she died as we were making our escape from the mind flayer ship. When it crashed, her dead body was on the beach, so I looted it and stole everything, even her clothes. Then I revived her with her revivify potion and she got pissed off because I wouldn't give her back her talisman. So she wanted to fight me with only one hit point.
 
I set my shit to non lethal blows and knocked her out again. Then I felt bad because she was in her underwear, so I threw her clothes at her. Unfortunately it counted as a crit and it fucking killed her again 😂. Now I can't use the revivify shit on her anymore. Oh well, at least I have this cool talisman. 
 

Yeah... I joined SRK before I quit drinking 😂

You're just going to draw dicks and dickbutts

From the reddit "too afraid to ask" board tonight...I spotted this:
"People who are into getting fisted, do you ever get constipated?  If so, have u ever reached into your own butt to grab the poop out?"
 
See, this gold is the kind of stuff that keeps me checking things out over there on a regular basis.
 

For CCL in New Mexico it's mandatory to do the training.  As far as constitutional rights, yeah I agree with you. But I still take issue with her decision to ban lawful concealed carry. Those are the folks you actually want armed because their license shows they qualify and are responsible gun owners.

What bothers me about that is she is banning concealed carry, too. Which is bullshit. People go through rigorous training and qualifying courses to get their CCLs, not to mention the amount of money it costs and the extreme vetting through background checks. I don't think she can legally do that, and it's being challenged.

Man, you guys give your characters cool names. My Bard is named Shidds 😂