Chadouken

Look how fucking ugly they made Peach in the latest Mario game. 
 

 
Well, unless you're Zatalcon, I guess. 

Why did Nintendo design Mario to be a Mexican in overalls? 

Look how fucking ugly they made Peach in the latest Mario game. 
 

 
Well, unless you're Zatalcon, I guess. 

Look how fucking ugly they made Peach in the latest Mario game. 
 

 
Well, unless you're Zatalcon, I guess. 

Why did Nintendo design Mario to be a Mexican in overalls? 

They make dudes uglier in video games too.  Just look what they did to Luke Skywalker in Jedi Survivor.  Turned him into a goddamn ginger.  He looks exactly like that gay dude from Shameless now,  and nothing like young Mark Hamill. For "inclusion" I guess. 

Why did Nintendo design Mario to be a Mexican in overalls? 

Because mexicans live in pipes, duh

Why did Nintendo design Mario to be a Mexican in overalls? 

I want my pixels and polygons to be fuckable. If I don’t want to fuck em I don’t want to play em. 😤

I always thought it ironic that Ford discontinued the Bronco after the OJ chase and replaced it with the Escape. 
 
Also:
 

The biggest crime and proof God isn't real is Norm died before OJ so we don't get any sweet "He's finally dead" Norm jokes. 

seems like the juice expired.
 

I always thought it ironic that Ford discontinued the Bronco after the OJ chase and replaced it with the Escape. 
 
Also:
 

I always thought it ironic that Ford discontinued the Bronco after the OJ chase and replaced it with the Escape. 
 
Also:
 

I always thought it ironic that Ford discontinued the Bronco after the OJ chase and replaced it with the Escape. 
 
Also:
 

I always thought it ironic that Ford discontinued the Bronco after the OJ chase and replaced it with the Escape. 
 
Also:
 

I always thought it ironic that Ford discontinued the Bronco after the OJ chase and replaced it with the Escape. 
 
Also:
 

I always thought it ironic that Ford discontinued the Bronco after the OJ chase and replaced it with the Escape. 
 
Also:
 

I always thought it ironic that Ford discontinued the Bronco after the OJ chase and replaced it with the Escape. 
 
Also:
 

In honor of OJ Simpsons death I give you these touching words about the man from the incomparable Norm McDonald.
 
 

Are we going to eventually have AI streaming apps installed in TVs that let us watch whatever we tell it to make?  This shit is pretty wild. 
 
 
 
Bruh.
 

Imagine the possibilities in a few years.... who would even need Hollywood studios anymore at that point?  ...I could just direct the almighty AI to create whatever, all specifically catered to your own taste; just off the top of my head here:
The Originals, season 6, Vampire Diaries season 9... a "fixed" version of "Legacies". Automan, with today's special effects. New Silverhawks series. Sectaurs: The Return. (an IP that has absolutely no chance, since I am one of perhaps 35 people in the world that remember it) Unreal Championship Viewtiful Joe Dungeons & Dragons (continuing with the characters from the old 80s cartoon; new adventures) Vampire the Masquerade series Strider Baldur's Gate - the continuing adventures of my characters, of course. ...and of course that's not even getting into any of the original ideas that could become reality according to whatever the user has in mind.  The list goes on and on forever.... effectively making the regular Hollywood tv/movies industry obsolete for me.
 

Are we going to eventually have AI streaming apps installed in TVs that let us watch whatever we tell it to make?  This shit is pretty wild. 
 
 
 
Bruh.
 

Are we going to eventually have AI streaming apps installed in TVs that let us watch whatever we tell it to make?  This shit is pretty wild. 
 
 
 
Bruh.