Chadouken

Rufus is peak masculinity. Best SF character. 
 
fuck Ken masters.

So many odd dreams lately... so the other night it was a dream about vacationing on other planets being a normal thing... then last night I dreamed that the "penny-farthing" or "high-wheel" bike was back in style for some reason, and I had one.  I've never even given that much thought since first learning about them as a little kid... those were the bikes from a long time ago with the super-large/tall front wheel.  
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny-farthing
In the dream, I was stressing out about where I could safely park the thing when I went to stores or wherever I was headed....kinda regretting my purchase and wishing I went with a normal-sized bike instead....it also seemed awkward in comparison to normal bikes.  That's the other thing---I haven't even ridden a bicycle since I was a kid.... I had a black/grey Huffy-brand one that had the "dirt-bike" look that was so cool at the time.
 
That other dream about being on another planet though--- yeah, aliens were also involved, of course... it was a normal thing to also consider the customs and laws and what's "acceptable" with the native people of whatever world you were visiting.
 
 

https://x.com/Jalopnik/status/1778462408660619425

Who was that big tiddy bitch in a recent Resident Evil game? 

Look how fucking ugly they made Peach in the latest Mario game. 
 

 
Well, unless you're Zatalcon, I guess. 

Rufus had some funny win quotes tho. 
 
"So, I was gettin' outta bed the other day an' the whole thing broke on me! You know those wooden slot thingies under the mattress? It was all like "Crack!" An' that's all she wrote! What're they made out of? Toothpicks! That's the third one I broke! Geez..."

Who was that big tiddy bitch in a recent Resident Evil game? 

Rufus had some funny win quotes tho. 
 
"So, I was gettin' outta bed the other day an' the whole thing broke on me! You know those wooden slot thingies under the mattress? It was all like "Crack!" An' that's all she wrote! What're they made out of? Toothpicks! That's the third one I broke! Geez..."

What if he has a good team of lawyers though?

I always thought it ironic that Ford discontinued the Bronco after the OJ chase and replaced it with the Escape. 
 
Also:
 

It's because of dem TIDDIES. 
 
And she's a vampire. 
 
"I vant to suck your deek"
 

It's because of dem TIDDIES. 
 
And she's a vampire. 
 
"I vant to suck your deek"
 

Look how fucking ugly they made Peach in the latest Mario game. 
 

 
Well, unless you're Zatalcon, I guess. 

It's because of dem TIDDIES. 
 
And she's a vampire. 
 
"I vant to suck your deek"
 

I had to look it up. Lady Dimitrescu

Who was that big tiddy bitch in a recent Resident Evil game? 

They make dudes uglier in video games too.  Just look what they did to Luke Skywalker in Jedi Survivor.  Turned him into a goddamn ginger.  He looks exactly like that gay dude from Shameless now,  and nothing like young Mark Hamill. For "inclusion" I guess. 

Who was that big tiddy bitch in a recent Resident Evil game? 

Why did Nintendo design Mario to be a Mexican in overalls? 

It's really annoying how goddamn shitty Microsoft generally is.  It makes things annoying and more difficult than they should be when part of your job involves using these shoddily mammy-made half-ass bullshit like MS Teams and the "Office" garbage ass apps.  ...little shit like why am I having to wait 38 years for a goddamn word to appear on the screen after I typed it?  Or the icon shows up like things are fine but the app window itself isn't there and it is not minimized, etc. etc.  Maybe if the IT industry wasn't apparently run by actual retards and trolls then the shit would function properly more often.  Silly of me to expect things to work properly, I guess.

Wednesday me and my sista drove up to Prescott to tour the Embry Riddle campus. That place from what I saw? More than lived up to it's reputation. I now see why their name is so heavy in the aviation industry.
 
Students from around the world come out here to attend. It's expensive but it looks like you get your money's worth. State of the art flight simulators. A fleet of aircrafts to train with. Wind tunnels, machinist shops with the latest machinery and tools. All the professors are proven masters of their fields with real world experience to pull from.
 
Saw some students working on building their own rockets and satellites! I was just gonna be content with the tour. But I heard how faculty can get reduced tuition. So I asked about mechanic jobs there.
 
Apparently there are some. For maintaining their fleet. 50% off for full time students that are faculty. And tuition is flat out waved for part time students that are faculty. I talked with a father and his son on the tour. Dad is a Embry Riddle alumn from the 80s flying for FedEx. And son followed in his footsteps and is a pilot too.
 
They had a lot of wisdom and advice. Talked about my mechanic experience. And the son strongly suggested becoming a pilot. Because pilots with mechanical experience are so rare. Said doors would be wide open for me if I did that. And my mom also thought I should learn to fly since I already work on them. So yeah might just do that. 

To the maybe one or two of you who know who Joyner Lucas is, tell me this isn't some shit he would do.

Would (get) smash(ed)

Look how fucking ugly they made Peach in the latest Mario game. 
 

 
Well, unless you're Zatalcon, I guess.