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axeman61

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    axeman61 got a reaction from Reticently in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    It's sad that this is where my mind has been thinking about Jonathan Majors, but: I think he's a bigger bag fumbler than Gina Carano. She's finally been beaten. At least in the halls of Disney.
     
    Gina Carano - even if she didn't fuck things up - was likely never going to headline a Disney Star Wars show, with how much they've been announcing shit and cutting it later. Plus, she's still going to be alright, as she's in a casino money family.
     
    Majors had what was likely an 8 figure deal to be the marquee villain of the MCU for a stretch, and threw it away doing dumb shit. Yeah, they didn't set Kang up right, but there was still time and the money still spends. Now this dude has to settle for being King of Tubi IF he has a career at all. He can get roles a few years into the future, I think, but they'll NEVER be on the Marvel/Disney level.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from DangerousJ in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    It's sad that this is where my mind has been thinking about Jonathan Majors, but: I think he's a bigger bag fumbler than Gina Carano. She's finally been beaten. At least in the halls of Disney.
     
    Gina Carano - even if she didn't fuck things up - was likely never going to headline a Disney Star Wars show, with how much they've been announcing shit and cutting it later. Plus, she's still going to be alright, as she's in a casino money family.
     
    Majors had what was likely an 8 figure deal to be the marquee villain of the MCU for a stretch, and threw it away doing dumb shit. Yeah, they didn't set Kang up right, but there was still time and the money still spends. Now this dude has to settle for being King of Tubi IF he has a career at all. He can get roles a few years into the future, I think, but they'll NEVER be on the Marvel/Disney level.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from Wellman in Video Game Discussion Thread vol. 2   
    I kinda get what he's getting at; Kratos has matured A LOT for someone who did the shit he did in GOW3. But still: is Kratos supposed to just be a stab-happy murderer forever? Wouldn't that get stale?
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    axeman61 got a reaction from DoctaMario in Video Game Discussion Thread vol. 2   
    I kinda get what he's getting at; Kratos has matured A LOT for someone who did the shit he did in GOW3. But still: is Kratos supposed to just be a stab-happy murderer forever? Wouldn't that get stale?
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    axeman61 got a reaction from Chadouken in Video Game Discussion Thread vol. 2   
    I kinda get what he's getting at; Kratos has matured A LOT for someone who did the shit he did in GOW3. But still: is Kratos supposed to just be a stab-happy murderer forever? Wouldn't that get stale?
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    axeman61 got a reaction from OPTIMUS124 in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    Low key, I knew he was fucked when the talent agency dropped him, but the whole time I said to myself "wait until everything comes out". Well, here we are. It's over for him. He can kiss those high checks goodbye.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from BB_Hoody in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    How ironic he wanted her to be like Coretta Scott King. That's the closest he'll ever get to a Black Widow ever again now.
     
    OK, I kinda stole that from SNL, but still. You can't be out here doing SHIT when you have a marvel bag to fumble. WTF is happening?
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    axeman61 got a reaction from BB_Hoody in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    Low key, I knew he was fucked when the talent agency dropped him, but the whole time I said to myself "wait until everything comes out". Well, here we are. It's over for him. He can kiss those high checks goodbye.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from Reticently in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    Low key, I knew he was fucked when the talent agency dropped him, but the whole time I said to myself "wait until everything comes out". Well, here we are. It's over for him. He can kiss those high checks goodbye.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from RSG3 in Video Game Discussion Thread vol. 2   
    Sony Santa Monica: We're releasing just a little God of War DLC for you for free. Enjoy!
    Me: Nice. I'll play that.
    Me by the end: "ONLY REASON I'M CRYING IS BECAUSE OF THE ADRENALINE!"
     
    I mean, I wasn't actually crying, but that's the closest I've gotten from a videogame in a while. Note that I don't play many games though.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from OPTIMUS124 in Video Game Discussion Thread vol. 2   
    Sony Santa Monica: We're releasing just a little God of War DLC for you for free. Enjoy!
    Me: Nice. I'll play that.
    Me by the end: "ONLY REASON I'M CRYING IS BECAUSE OF THE ADRENALINE!"
     
    I mean, I wasn't actually crying, but that's the closest I've gotten from a videogame in a while. Note that I don't play many games though.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from Darc_Requiem in Video Game Discussion Thread vol. 2   
    Sony Santa Monica: We're releasing just a little God of War DLC for you for free. Enjoy!
    Me: Nice. I'll play that.
    Me by the end: "ONLY REASON I'M CRYING IS BECAUSE OF THE ADRENALINE!"
     
    I mean, I wasn't actually crying, but that's the closest I've gotten from a videogame in a while. Note that I don't play many games though.
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    axeman61 reacted to BornWinner in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    We’ll always remember you, Captain Holt.
     
     
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    axeman61 got a reaction from DoctaMario in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    This year, I turned as old as my mom was when she had me. That fact popped out of nowhere to really fuck with me on my birthday (my salary at my current age is probably what hers was at that time), but I got over it. But yeah, these "milestones" can creep up on you.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from DangerousJ in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    I actually said "nooooooo" just now. RIP. He was great in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from Reticently in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    I actually said "nooooooo" just now. RIP. He was great in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from Darc_Requiem in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    I actually said "nooooooo" just now. RIP. He was great in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from OPTIMUS124 in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    I actually said "nooooooo" just now. RIP. He was great in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from BornWinner in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    I actually said "nooooooo" just now. RIP. He was great in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from DangerousJ in Video Game Discussion Thread vol. 2   
    Do these awards ever MEAN anything for the winners in terms of prestige or future funding?
     
    I'm happy when a good game gets an award either way, but I only care about trailers/announcements.
     
    But yeah, big OOF to Horizon 2. Dropping the same year as God of War: Ragnarok AND ELDEN RING? That shit ain't even fair.
  21. LOL
    axeman61 reacted to DangerousJ in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    The ending to the Will/Jada debacle..
     
    Will and Jada are are struggling to control a pistol when suddenly two shots ring out.
     
    Both collapse on the floor in a pool of blood.
     
    A lone figure with a smoking pistol in the shadows walks up and says, ...
     
    "Blouses"
     
    Written by Dangerous J
    Directed by Antoine Fuqua
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    axeman61 got a reaction from DoctaMario in Video Game Discussion Thread vol. 2   
    It's debatable how much the legal drama and fighting for a "who cares" reputation is hurting him, but it's not helping by any means. His biggest source of income is from a chain of restaurants either he or his family owns, and I doubt this is helping things.  It's not like Billy is out there promoting the restaurants when dealing with legal matters. And it's not like people want to try the restaurants just because they're attached to him.
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  24. LOL
    axeman61 got a reaction from DangerousJ in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    The universe saw me laughing at losers trying to nudge an AI into being transphobic. It saw me say it's in the top 5 pathetic things I've ever seen in my life.
     
    It decided to serve me more stuff, like YouTube.
    I watched the video (not linking), and it's even sadder (funnier for me, sadder for most people) than what the above implies. Tyrone's girl (of many years) always wanted to go to Disneyland. With him specifically. He's saying he can't support Disney because it's woke now (he doesn't say woke, but says enough for you to read between the lines), so he's not taking her. Maybe she can go with a friend. I'm speculating, but maybe it'll be on his dime. By the way, she's right beside him in the video. She doesn't seem that sad about it at least.
     
    This sounds sad to most people, but to me...

    This nigga is in his mid-forties, and is not taking his multi-year girlfriend to Disneyland because Disney is woke now. This, despite him being easily able to afford it through YouTube bucks. Something's wrong with me, because I should be sad at this shit, but I can't stop laughing.
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    axeman61 got a reaction from Jurassic in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    https://people.com/jonathan-majors-appears-to-admit-physically-attacking-ex-grace-jabbari-in-text-messages-entered-into-evidence-8413470?utm_term=65735a9560152800018a7dbd&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_medium=social&utm_content=new&utm_source=twitter.com
     
    Yeah, this is not looking good.
     
    Even with things looking like they might turn around some time ago, it was still sketchy to me that his talent agency dropped him. You don't drop guaranteed Marvel movie income like that unless it's serious. But if this shit is true, his career is a wrap (at least for now).
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