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That's what I meant by an extension. 🙂

I've known two lawyers that I thought were decent people, but they could have been shitbags in private. I don't have a high opinion of lawyers in general so the idea that a lawyer would take this case isn't a surprise to me. 

Woman on Top would be a QTE that not even L1 could save you from.

AND they're paying $1000 one time + $100 a month to do so.

Future generations, upon having rebuilt from the inevitable incoming Mad Max era, will look back, and note that the fall of civilization was closely correlated with the rise of barely legal teen Just Fans/porn, and the advent of "Princess Plugs".
 
Now with 100% more Princess.
 
200% if you count the MSRP.

AND they're paying $1000 one time + $100 a month to do so.

AND they're paying $1000 one time + $100 a month to do so.

AND they're paying $1000 one time + $100 a month to do so.

AND they're paying $1000 one time + $100 a month to do so.

AND they're paying $1000 one time + $100 a month to do so.

It's funny when people get worried about being microchipped when in reality, they're carrying the chip around in their pocket all the time. There's no need to go to those lengths when people will do it voluntarily. Sometimes I think about going back to a flip phone lol. Great thread, thanks for posting that Maxx.

So.  You have chosen death.........................BY CATERPILLAR! 

Damn. I didn't find a good picture of it, but that caterpillar.  THAT poor bastard.  It looked like it did NOT want to be there.  like,"Damn man!! What the fuck?  I'm a caterpillar man!! What the hell am I doing here?!?!?  I can see the monkeys and birds and stuff, they got hands and wings and stuff, you could use that shit.  I'm a Goddamn Caterpillar!! I'm all feet and no shoes!! I don't even have a lot of weight or nothing, I can't sit on people, I can't run them down, I ain't got no lasers, I ain't get any bombs, This armor sucks, if you bump into it the damn thing breaks!  I gotta walk through here and hope people ain't paying attention or I'm FUCKED!!!  I don't even know where the fuck I'm going!  I'm a caterpillar!!  I'm supposed to be in the ground!! Man this game sucks!!  Dr. Robotnik, you suck man!!  Get me outta here!! Turn the power off man!!  STOP PLAYING THIS GAME!!  DAMN!"

Given the inherent design structure of much of the game?
 
Nope.
 
The objective is to maximize speed and minimize time, whilst also maxing out one's score, whilst also dealing with enemies, environmental hazards, and bosses that require multiple hits in enclosed arenas.
 
It isn't bad design at all. It is quite thoughtfully laid out, actually.
 
But it isn't nonstop pedal to the metal, and nor was it ever intended to be.

Can't agree enough. I LOVE the instrumentals for the GG and BB OSTs but man, especially the male vocals just yuk it up. Hopefully they'll release instrumental versions. 🤮

Given the inherent design structure of much of the game?
 
Nope.
 
The objective is to maximize speed and minimize time, whilst also maxing out one's score, whilst also dealing with enemies, environmental hazards, and bosses that require multiple hits in enclosed arenas.
 
It isn't bad design at all. It is quite thoughtfully laid out, actually.
 
But it isn't nonstop pedal to the metal, and nor was it ever intended to be.

Revenge of Shinobi is still my favorite. 😕

Given the inherent design structure of much of the game?
 
Nope.
 
The objective is to maximize speed and minimize time, whilst also maxing out one's score, whilst also dealing with enemies, environmental hazards, and bosses that require multiple hits in enclosed arenas.
 
It isn't bad design at all. It is quite thoughtfully laid out, actually.
 
But it isn't nonstop pedal to the metal, and nor was it ever intended to be.

What the unholy fuck are these goddamned vocals doing shitting up my Guilty Gear?
 
I could forgive Heavy Day, because it was an intro, Ride the Fire barely got a pass, and normally skipped, and Lily was simple enough to simply delete from my library.
 
But this?
 
Blasphemy.

Given the inherent design structure of much of the game?
 
Nope.
 
The objective is to maximize speed and minimize time, whilst also maxing out one's score, whilst also dealing with enemies, environmental hazards, and bosses that require multiple hits in enclosed arenas.
 
It isn't bad design at all. It is quite thoughtfully laid out, actually.
 
But it isn't nonstop pedal to the metal, and nor was it ever intended to be.

Madame Twinkie.
 

 
...
 
Too race-presumptive?
 
To wit:
 
"Twit", or "To It?:
 
To wit:
 
No wit, only Tweet.
 
Imagine Tweety Bird reimagined thusly.
 
 
 

The fact that Sonicfox... is a... thing.

The fact that Sonicfox... is a... thing.

...
 
I have a pretty banger vocabulary.
 
All of it is wasted on you.

You're one of THOSE guys who thinks that you ought to be able to roll top speed through the whole game, aren't you?