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J GONNA DIE ON THE ROAD READING MEGASHOCK D:

I was in the car at a light and the light turned green.
It's "insightful" now.

Cyberpunk delayed. Again. To December. 
 
This game is never coming out. 
 
Fuck this, I'm going to the loving bosom of Demon's Souls and never looking back. 
 

No, but I refer to the dumb shit they might do as common.

Man, those things tasted like the person who bought them for you wanted you to know that they were willing to spend the money on them just to express how little they actually loved you.

I've been here for pretty much the entire time.
 
Join dates.
 
How do they work. ;)

I've been cutting my own hair. Actually gave myself a decent fade the other day. I knew it was decent when my wife said, "How the fuck did you do that?" instead of, "What the fuck did you do?!"

Didn't a lot of the folks here do that? 😂

Candy corn is the predicate of meth sentences.

True.
 
Also true: I will not let the past stand in the way of my cup of Joe, nor dictate my enjoyment of it.
 
I shall dance like an epileptic Capo, justifying his Bolsonaro vote to defend my mug of black.
 
I am all for reparations in the form of the descendants of the oppressed taking over Starbucks. They can only make it better.

I never had the patience for it myself, either.
 
By the time I would get it to almost shoulder length, it would remind me that wavy taken too far inevitably curls back up, and looks shorter.
 
At which point out came the #1.

As someone with a deadly peanut allergy, I agree, 100%.

Nevermind. When are you passing the shark fin sauce for the pizza dough? I need to lather it on before putting it in the oven.

Man, those things tasted like the person who bought them for you wanted you to know that they were willing to spend the money on them just to express how little they actually loved you.

@misterBee
Tuna on pizza is delicious. 
Source: not really cheating on cheat day, back when seriously lifting AKA when I could leg press 1600.
 
@Chadouken
C¹andy corn does not taste like welfare.
Candy corn taste like the inevitable violence manifest of abject poverty.

True.
 
Also true: I will not let the past stand in the way of my cup of Joe, nor dictate my enjoyment of it.
 
I shall dance like an epileptic Capo, justifying his Bolsonaro vote to defend my mug of black.
 
I am all for reparations in the form of the descendants of the oppressed taking over Starbucks. They can only make it better.

Exactly.
 
But peanut butter is a homicidal cunt towards me.
 
Really, the least racist food is fish. It crosses all cultures and ethnicities, except maybe Tibet. Even pizza.
 
Which bring us back 'round to the fact that if you're complaining about fish on pizza, it probably was not prepped properly.
 
Pro tip: if your pizza comes to you soggy, it is more than likely because the restaurant dumped anchovies in spring water on top on it, and you really need to start questioning your parlor choices.

And Santa Claus wears red and white to help sell Coca-Cola in the winter.
 
G. I. Joe up in this ish.

As someone with a deadly peanut allergy, I agree, 100%.

I honestly would rather scrape the lining out of my mouth than subject it to candy corn.
 
Candy corn is regret you can taste just by looking at it.

I honestly would rather scrape the lining out of my mouth than subject it to candy corn.
 
Candy corn is regret you can taste just by looking at it.

Even Raoh be like, "In this life, I have but a single regret!"

@misterBee
Tuna on pizza is delicious. 
Source: not really cheating on cheat day, back when seriously lifting AKA when I could leg press 1600.
 
@Chadouken
C¹andy corn does not taste like welfare.
Candy corn taste like the inevitable violence manifest of abject poverty.

Man, those things tasted like the person who bought them for you wanted you to know that they were willing to spend the money on them just to express how little they actually loved you.

I'd eat it.  Give me some tuna pizza right now.