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You had me on board until the 3rd line. I can't live a lie like that.

So I finally looked up this chick. She would need to pay me $17 a month to look at her pics. She's not remotely attractive fam.

As Mattatsu said those chars are a decent spread. So far as I know there are high and low tiers in this game but it is a little more compressed and so long as you aren't playing any of the characters in the basement you should be fine, especially for where we are at. The only char I know is hurting for sure is Shao Khan due to the continuing efforts of @EvilCanadianto right the wrongs.
 
I came to the game the same way you are and honestly I'd just say pick a character you think is neat and go with it to start. Sort of shitty advice but MK is different enough from other 2D games that there is a certain amount of core learning that needs to happen regardless of character, and you may not really appreciate differences between them until you get some time in. Not that it would take a lot of time.

out of curiosity I hit up her twitter and onlyfans page. She's charging $17 a month just for the previews of picture sets. you gotta pay extra for that. 
 
That's it. I'm convinced, magic is real and this woman is a wizard
 
Edit: Checked out her TikTok too. It ain't shit. Wizard confirmed 

Agreed. Good for her, she's making her money and is her own boss. 
 
I'm honestly too scared to put my butthole on the internet. All that money I'm leaving on the table
 

Agreed. Good for her, she's making her money and is her own boss. 
 
I'm honestly too scared to put my butthole on the internet. All that money I'm leaving on the table
 

Agreed. Good for her, she's making her money and is her own boss. 
 
I'm honestly too scared to put my butthole on the internet. All that money I'm leaving on the table
 

Agreed. Good for her, she's making her money and is her own boss. 
 
I'm honestly too scared to put my butthole on the internet. All that money I'm leaving on the table
 

Neat. 
 
2021: The Year of Dan

out of curiosity I hit up her twitter and onlyfans page. She's charging $17 a month just for the previews of picture sets. you gotta pay extra for that. 
 
That's it. I'm convinced, magic is real and this woman is a wizard
 
Edit: Checked out her TikTok too. It ain't shit. Wizard confirmed 

I can't knock the hustle though.
If I could beat off and make 100k+ 
I'd probably do it. I already do it for free.

Never underestimate the power of thirst. Especially during a pandemic. 
 
To very roughly paraphrase butcher an Eddie Murphy joke, if you're starving and someone wants to sell you the box that the crackers came in, you just might buy that box just to sniff the cracker smell.

I guess, but is she running a blue light special? Not trying to be mean, but there's a lot of women on OnlyFans that I would say are literally the pokemon evolution of this chick. 
 
Fuck... Racist yesterday, sexist today. Ya boy ain't gonna make it out of 2020

I just reread the article... You misread it. They were talking about her tik tok account getting millions. That's wayyyyyy easier to do. Literally horny teens and adults following her 

out of curiosity I hit up her twitter and onlyfans page. She's charging $17 a month just for the previews of picture sets. you gotta pay extra for that. 
 
That's it. I'm convinced, magic is real and this woman is a wizard
 
Edit: Checked out her TikTok too. It ain't shit. Wizard confirmed 

I guess, but is she running a blue light special? Not trying to be mean, but there's a lot of women on OnlyFans that I would say are literally the pokemon evolution of this chick. 
 
Fuck... Racist yesterday, sexist today. Ya boy ain't gonna make it out of 2020

Damn, Spin getting feisty. Good for you, man!
 
We gonna see you on the Jazzy Circuit if it happens next year?  

Might be good on my korean stick too. That thing has tiny corners. But the new hitbox case should be getting here right before MK does, so might as well break them in together

Ok, so I'm thinking of either playing Kollector, Noob, or Sheeva. Jacqui looks kinda cool too.
 
Mind you this is totally by looks and what I could tell by their trailers. 
 
Should I avoid any of these purely based on me never playing MK before? 

Well it's easy to guess because that was the first year of Jazzy ever. I think he's played a lot of strong players over a long period of time, so he's really strong too.

I got confused. He's really only been on the tournament scene for a short time. My bad

ppfffft poppycock. February is plenty of time you get you in championship shape. That guy's a loser  

Damn, Spin getting feisty. Good for you, man!
 
We gonna see you on the Jazzy Circuit if it happens next year?  

Also, it is happening. February I believe. I'll ask Anthony just to confirm.