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Spawn doesn't even have bangers. How is Magneto supposed to be afraid of a guy with 0 hit records?:
 
 
 
 

Naw. Spawn is pretty damn good in MK. He'll do much worse to you than that. 
 

This is lies and you know. I've been reading your posts now for 10+ years and I'm pretty damn sure that, if offered ultimate power or doing Macho Man Randy Savage elbow straight into the buttcheeks of any of your M5 broads (your pick of any of them through out the years). You would literally swan dive in there looney tunes style, then pop back out and give us the Bugs Bunny "that's all folks".

He control the flow of people's blood because of the iron content.
 
Also dragged that one space bullet back. He also has both one of the best infinites with the best set of resets afterwards and ToDs. We not allowing this Magnus slander.

Magneto can control the blood of people because of the iron content.
 
Mans is past fancy telekinesis at this point.

Whenever I'm inclined to be cheap about the "what superpower would you want?" question...
 
The POWER COSMIC, bruh....and oh yes... I want full understanding and mastery over it.  It's that "anything" kind of power.  I think it would be worth the downside of being a herald of Galactus.  Silver Surfer is one of the most game-breaking overpowered hero characters in the history of American comics...and yet he is only working with a portion of power cosmic.
 
*oh and yeah---Queen of the Damned--- surprisingly I still haven't seen this one; I definitely need that one in my collection.
One other example of lame vamps though---that SyFy show Van Hellsing.  I'll try giving this show another chance since I noticed more is available now on netflix, but DAMN that first season was not a good first impression at all.  Those chumps are weak. 👎  

Vampire Hunter D is the greatest.  I've read every novel.  They're like cyberpunk + fantasy + vampires all rolled into one. 
 
The books are where it's at.  The first anime adaption is really old and didn't age well.  The second one looks pretty and sorta tells the story from one of the books -- it's ok I guess.
 
I haven't tried Greylancer, the other prequel series from the same author yet.
 
90s bois might recognize two other anime adapted from the author's other works:
 

Demon City Shinjuku
 

Wicked City
 

...............fucking what?!?!?!?!

Only problem with Vampire Hunter D is that the name could be misconstrued at being about a gay porn of a vampire killer who stakes them with his wiener.
 
Sign of the times, sign of the times.

Legacy of Kain and Vampire Hunter D have the best Vampire worlds. Kain because he really doesn't care long as you dont "surpass" him, and even that is pretty debatable really, and D because by the time his stories take place Vampire society has fallen apart so you can do whatever you feel like with the only consequence being you MIGHT run into D at some point...maybe, 
 
Oh and Vampires from both universes are incredibly powerful, with the Kain universe vampires able to evolve and earn new powers. 

Interview with The Vampire has a similar issue going on. Lestat turns a little girl into a vampire and 💩 ensues. Cant turn little kids into vampires.
 
My wife swears by the Anne Rice novels though. Dont know how much you read, but they're probably worth checking out with all your vampire love.

Ok, I finally joined the animated AV cool kids club. Am I cool now?

yeah, I'm also not a fan of the rigid societal structure you see in some vampire lore...  it makes for some interesting story tension, sure but I wouldn't want to actually deal with all that for real....like in VTM just the act of turning another person is actually forbidden, at least usually...it would have to be okayed by the prince or baron.  Unsanctioned "embrace" could result in you and your new fledgling facing execution. 😄
 
... in CW-land Vampire Diaries & Originals they didn't have to worry about all that... in that world, the vamps, wolves and everything else are free to do whatever they want.  Marcel considered himself "King" of New Orleans but he had very few rules and just let everyone have fun doing whatever.  Sheeeeitttt, being a vampire would be awesome in that TVD/Originals world.

Magneto can say it too.
 
people just won’t like it.

But Black Panther can say the N word, so I think I win this round.

I initially sort of felt that way but having the game in front of me and actually playing it made me like it a lot less pretty quickly. 
 
And yeah I learned really quickly to stop buying so much random shit I thought looked neat. Though at the same time I mostly enjoy the community aspect so I'm happy enough to grab games knowing that I'll play them periodically with folks. 

Oh hell yeah...but immortality would only be a good thing if you also have invincibility or extreme, Hulk-level regeneration/healing.
 
This is also one of the main reasons I've always been so fascinated by vampires... they have such an insanely cool power setup, it always puzzles me when I hear of so many people that would NOT take that deal....it's as crazy to me as someone saying they wouldn't want to have Kypronian powers, actually. (*and actually I'd argue that vamps typically have a much more interesting suite of powers depending on the lore---I'd prefer Vampire the Masquerade style of course since that has all kinds of interesting abilities to pick from)  Just going by the most basic definition, you're talking about immortality on top of superhuman speed, agility and strength, and usually some degree of mind-control ability....and for the very small downside of being weak to sunlight?  Hell yeah I'm taking that deal without even the slightest hesitation.
 
...except if it's The Strain vampirism.  Those vamps are mostly lame... only the elites, the "born" one and the "Master" himself are worth a damn.

Pandemic and all that buuuuuuuut, my daughter's most common doctor here loves the heck out of her.
 
Having a doctor that remembers your daughter fondly is damn worth the price of admission.

The oldest play in the book lol. 

The ol' Irish Goodbye.  My wife and I joke about it at least once a month, and neither of us even smoke.
 
I had to get my son CoVid tested about 3 weeks ago.  They had a drive-up testing set-up where the nurse in full PPE just came up to the car door where his carseat is.  He didn't love getting the nasal swab, but it was over quick and he enjoyed the lollipop they gave him.  Results back in 48 hours.
 
Negative test (and he was sneezing a lot so I wasn't even particularly suspicious that it was CoVid anyway).

Adding unto the nonsense of the day, I just learned that the first elected governor of Puerto Rico...abandoned his wife and kids when younger by tling his wife he was gonna go biy cigarrettes and leaving for three months.
 
 
Bruh... @OrochiJ Luis Mu~oz Marin estaba safao.

If they retcon it to being a dream cool
 
Sad lumberjack dexter in pacific north east killing everyone...eh
 
Can he kill a rapey portland mustache hipster with ear gauges